Houshphandzadeh wrote:I'll just give you one
lethal wrote:ReadingPhilly wrote:me and my brother live together. about a month ago he tore every ligament in his knee, so he's been getting around on crutches. today he had a doctor appointment that he couldn't get a ride for so i took a half-day and gave him a lift at 7am. i don't know if the neighbor thinks i'm injured as well, because by the time i got home he had shoveled our sidewalk, part of our driveway and even cleaned off my truck. the guy cleaned off my #$&! truck, it was unreal. i broke the snowblower out and went down and finished off his property then. there can be only one calvinball.
Halfway through the post I was thinking this is the anti-calvinball and bingo!
Marion wrote:This day just became amazing. I found out they're building a Sonic less than 10 miles from my house. Mid-summer can't come fast enough.
mmmm, Sonic tots and cherry limeade.
Marion wrote:This day just became amazing. I found out they're building a Sonic less than 10 miles from my house. Mid-summer can't come fast enough.
mmmm, Sonic tots and cherry limeade.
Barry Jive wrote:I've still never had Sonic. Kind of want to steal a car and drive to one now.
Barry Jive wrote:Working at 911 has given me so many ideas about how to commit crimes. I think it's kind of unhealthy. But I notice every time I could easily steal someone's car without them getting any kind of decent description on me.
If you consider yourself a devoted gatherer of such oddities, your collection is not complete without it. But that does not diminish the fact that this book is insane. By reading this book, I have become less sane. By having me relate this book to you, you have become less sane. By being printed onto paper, Steampunk Palin has made the world a less sane place than it was before.
Barry Jive wrote:I've still never had Sonic. Kind of want to steal a car and drive to one now.