Another reason why pie is better than cake is because bitches always just dump their fingers into the icing and lick it. When you come out for the crappy piece of cake, you see a hole in the middle of the slice given to you. (I always get the fucked up slice somehow) You can't do this with a nice apple pie.
"Just remember, it's not a lie if you believe it." -George Costanza
So, did I mention that meself and the family are going to live in Italy for 8 weeks?
Sure, I'll be taking work with me, and we wont be travelling far (if at all) beyond the boundaries of a small Italian town. But it's 8 weeks. All we're covering is utilities (which can be quite pricey). Outside of work, mainly my preoccupations will be making sure monkeywiz doesn't get bitten/stung by something nasty in our explorations of the countryside, trying to take pictures of crazy, hazy tuscan sunsets and drinking local wine.
Might take monkeywiz to the local football team and see whether Serie C standard beats watching dundee vs inverness caledonian thistle.
WFO-That face implies the bottle is destined for something nonstandard. Woddy:to smash in her old face WFO-You went to a dark place there friend. --- JT - I've arguably been to a worse wedding. There was a cash bar