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Postby Wolfgang622 » Thu Jan 13, 2011 21:58:14

jerseyhoya wrote:15 Unintentionally Perverted Children's Toys

This is old so it is possible it has been posted before. I'm not sure whether to laugh or cry at some of these.


My wife tells me Mattel shipped a bunch of Barbies with a camera inside of them, which can be remotely accessed by the purchasers.

They got a call from the FBI about that one.
"I'm in a bar with the games sound turned off and that Cespedes home run still sounded like inevitability."

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Postby FTN » Thu Jan 13, 2011 22:27:04

Marion wrote:
BigEd76 wrote:Looks like my work trip to Colorado in June will be a 1-week stay at the Crested Butte. Sounds like something you get after sitting on the toilet for an hour... :|


Heidi Montag is from Crested Butte. I'm surpised you didn't know that, Ed. Or maybe you did :q:


Ed knew it. Ed knows everything.

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Postby BigEd76 » Thu Jan 13, 2011 22:46:27

I know Heidi's face doesn't move

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Postby Woody » Thu Jan 13, 2011 23:01:32

It moves when ur bangin it though
you sure do seem to have a lot of time on your hands to be on this forum? Do you have a job? Are you a shut-in?

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Postby Didn't I? » Thu Jan 13, 2011 23:14:11

FTN wrote:
Marion wrote:
BigEd76 wrote:Looks like my work trip to Colorado in June will be a 1-week stay at the Crested Butte. Sounds like something you get after sitting on the toilet for an hour... :|


Heidi Montag is from Crested Butte. I'm surpised you didn't know that, Ed. Or maybe you did :q:


Ed knew it. Ed knows everything.


wikipEDia

/hmm

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Postby Swiggers » Thu Jan 13, 2011 23:29:55

CalvinBall wrote:
The Nightman Cometh wrote:
CalvinBall wrote:he would pay money for you to end your email like that.

sigh


whatever dude. you are struggling to have a passing gpa in community college hard to tell when you are being serious.


Probably not a good idea to use a run-on sentence when questioning someone's educational credentials.
jerseyhoya wrote:I think the reason you get yelled at is you appear to hate listening to sports talk radio, but regularly listen to sports talk radio, and then frequently post about how bad listening to sports talk radio is after you were once again listening to it.

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Postby Swiggers » Thu Jan 13, 2011 23:34:56

BigEd76 wrote:Looks like my work trip to Colorado in June will be a 1-week stay at the Crested Butte. Sounds like something you get after sitting on the toilet for an hour... :|


My dad's company owned a house in Crested Butte that the partners used for corporate retreats and family vacations. But that was the early '80s, I'm sure the place is a lot different now.
jerseyhoya wrote:I think the reason you get yelled at is you appear to hate listening to sports talk radio, but regularly listen to sports talk radio, and then frequently post about how bad listening to sports talk radio is after you were once again listening to it.

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Postby phatj » Thu Jan 13, 2011 23:55:32

Things Real People Don't Say About Advertising

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they were a chick hanging out with her friends at a bar, the Phillies would be the 320 lb chick with a nose wart and a dick - Trent Steele

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Postby jerseyhoya » Fri Jan 14, 2011 01:24:31

Wife of a college roommate added The New York Mets to her favorite teams on Facebook tonight

I wish I knew her better so I could comment "I'm so sorry"

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Postby jerseyhoya » Fri Jan 14, 2011 01:26:09

I did it anyway

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Postby SK790 » Fri Jan 14, 2011 01:28:12

Well, you made it a whole 2 minutes. That's longer than most Phillies fans would have hesitated.

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Postby jerseyhoya » Fri Jan 14, 2011 01:32:53

I mean, I know her relatively well, though I've never commented on a status of hers previously.

She's really attractive. Though not all that bright and my roommate, while a huge pothead in college, managed about a 3.8 or so. He's an ADA in Manhattan now on narcotics crimes, which is hilarious.

Also the roommate was dating another girl for the first few months of their relationship and after they got engaged he had sex with a friend of ours on my kitchen floor which she doesn't know about, so I could write way more offensive things on her facebook wall.

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Postby The Nightman Cometh » Fri Jan 14, 2011 01:35:22

he sounds like an awful human being
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Postby jerseyhoya » Fri Jan 14, 2011 01:37:40

He had a coke thing going on for a while, which was part of the problem. He's cleaned up and I think he's been faithful since getting married.

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Postby SK790 » Fri Jan 14, 2011 01:46:40

The Nightman Cometh wrote:he sounds like an awful human being


SRSLY, what kind of self respecting man marries a Mets fan?
I like teh waether

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Postby SK790 » Fri Jan 14, 2011 01:49:28

Actually, a friend of mine at work who is a Mets fan is married to a Phillies fan. The Phillies fan is a chick. He always gives me the stank eye when I talk to her at work get-togethers.

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Postby jerseyhoya » Fri Jan 14, 2011 01:51:34

He's a big Mets fan too. Though we always bonded over the Giants.

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Postby CalvinBall » Fri Jan 14, 2011 01:52:30

my car temperature thing said it was 9 degrees out. i want to die.

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Postby Eddie Jordan » Fri Jan 14, 2011 02:08:42

The Nightman Cometh wrote:he sounds like an awful human being


but probably fun to hang out with
Continued success, thanks for comin' on the show!

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Postby Eem » Fri Jan 14, 2011 02:12:06

I spent tonight reading old Esquire stories that I had already read but read again anyway

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