Turned the tables on their ass, love it

I'm saving it to pass down to my son/daughter when they have a loft in a dorm room

I don't know, you're probably looking at a civil lawsuit to recover the ladder.

i realized while walking outside wearing a tshirt, no gloves, hat, or scarf, and eating a frosty that i was really sticking it to mother nature.

I realize the cops' response sounds retarded, but it's actually really really hard to get any kind of positive results from printing, unless they actually break in and touch a lot of stuff.

They were able to get really good prints, he had to press his hands against the window to open it. They called back a couple days later, the person wasn't in the system

Barry Jive wrote:I realize the cops' response sounds retarded, but it's actually really really hard to get any kind of positive results from printing, unless they actually break in and touch a lot of stuff.

Heard someone once say 'Cain't they just CSI that shhhh?!"

Barry Jive wrote:I can't pronounce "bol" the way my urban coworkers do. It just sounds like "ball" when I say it.

Bol, as in Manute? This comes up a lot in conversation does it?

what the heck is a bol? do you mean they pronounce ball as bol?

i assume a combination boy/bull word

My young bol?

pacino wrote:

Barry Jive wrote:I realize the cops' response sounds retarded, but it's actually really really hard to get any kind of positive results from printing, unless they actually break in and touch a lot of stuff.

Heard someone once say 'Cain't they just CSI that shhhh?!"

Criminal attorneys hate CSI. Juries are now expecting all this high tech evidence that doesn't really exist.

Yeah, like CB and Pratt said. I've pronounced Manute Bol like "bowl" or "boll weevil" but it's not quite that. Somewhere between that and "bull." It's very subtle but I can't quite get it.

lethal wrote:

pacino wrote:

Barry Jive wrote:I realize the cops' response sounds retarded, but it's actually really really hard to get any kind of positive results from printing, unless they actually break in and touch a lot of stuff.

Heard someone once say 'Cain't they just CSI that shhhh?!"

Criminal attorneys hate CSI. Juries are now expecting all this high tech evidence that doesn't really exist.

most prosecutors will specifically ask jurors during voir dire whether they watch the show. and use one of their strikes if they do

Now you've got me saying Manute Bol all day

Trent Steele wrote:

lethal wrote:

pacino wrote:

Barry Jive wrote:I realize the cops' response sounds retarded, but it's actually really really hard to get any kind of positive results from printing, unless they actually break in and touch a lot of stuff.

Heard someone once say 'Cain't they just CSI that shhhh?!"

Criminal attorneys hate CSI. Juries are now expecting all this high tech evidence that doesn't really exist.

most prosecutors will specifically ask jurors during voir dire whether they watch the show. and use one of their strikes if they do

They got sick of simple drug possession acquittals because the prosecutor's forensic investigation team didn't get fingerprints and/or DNA from the plastic baggie holding $40 worth of pot.

I cant imagine how awful it would be to be homeless in this weather. I didn't have any money with me when I went to the gym and passed by this one guy who was half-frozen. I felt bad. I gave him my scarf, which is lame. Maybe he can trade it for some Jamesons.

Trent Steele wrote:I cant imagine how awful it would be to be homeless in this weather. I didn't have any money with me when I went to the gym and passed by this one guy who was half-frozen. I felt bad. I gave him my scarf, which is lame. Maybe he can trade it for some Jamesons.

There's probably some big flaw in my logic, but I always think if I was homeless, I'd start walking South or West

Middle America shoots poor people on the spot and everybody is poor in the South until you get to Florida.

Houshphandzadeh wrote:

Trent Steele wrote:I cant imagine how awful it would be to be homeless in this weather. I didn't have any money with me when I went to the gym and passed by this one guy who was half-frozen. I felt bad. I gave him my scarf, which is lame. Maybe he can trade it for some Jamesons.

There's probably some big flaw in my logic, but I always think if I was homeless, I'd start walking South or West

San Francisco has the largest homeless population in the US