Lunchmeats, Magic Tricks, And Other Random Thoughts

Postby Grotewold » Wed Jan 06, 2010 14:39:32

Turned the tables on their ass, love it

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Postby The Dude » Wed Jan 06, 2010 14:40:44

I'm saving it to pass down to my son/daughter when they have a loft in a dorm room
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Postby swishnicholson » Wed Jan 06, 2010 14:42:25

I don't know, you're probably looking at a civil lawsuit to recover the ladder.
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Postby pacino » Wed Jan 06, 2010 14:44:02

i realized while walking outside wearing a tshirt, no gloves, hat, or scarf, and eating a frosty that i was really sticking it to mother nature.
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Postby Barry Jive » Wed Jan 06, 2010 14:44:13

I realize the cops' response sounds retarded, but it's actually really really hard to get any kind of positive results from printing, unless they actually break in and touch a lot of stuff.
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Postby The Dude » Wed Jan 06, 2010 14:45:31

They were able to get really good prints, he had to press his hands against the window to open it. They called back a couple days later, the person wasn't in the system
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Postby pacino » Wed Jan 06, 2010 14:49:04

Barry Jive wrote:I realize the cops' response sounds retarded, but it's actually really really hard to get any kind of positive results from printing, unless they actually break in and touch a lot of stuff.

Heard someone once say 'Cain't they just CSI that shhhh?!"
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Postby phatj » Wed Jan 06, 2010 14:55:03

Barry Jive wrote:I can't pronounce "bol" the way my urban coworkers do. It just sounds like "ball" when I say it.

Bol, as in Manute? This comes up a lot in conversation does it?
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Postby pacino » Wed Jan 06, 2010 14:57:20

what the heck is a bol? do you mean they pronounce ball as bol?
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Postby CalvinBall » Wed Jan 06, 2010 15:02:48

i assume a combination boy/bull word

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Postby PrattRules » Wed Jan 06, 2010 15:03:51

My young bol?
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Postby lethal » Wed Jan 06, 2010 15:11:23

pacino wrote:
Barry Jive wrote:I realize the cops' response sounds retarded, but it's actually really really hard to get any kind of positive results from printing, unless they actually break in and touch a lot of stuff.

Heard someone once say 'Cain't they just CSI that shhhh?!"


Criminal attorneys hate CSI. Juries are now expecting all this high tech evidence that doesn't really exist.

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Postby Barry Jive » Wed Jan 06, 2010 15:16:43

Yeah, like CB and Pratt said. I've pronounced Manute Bol like "bowl" or "boll weevil" but it's not quite that. Somewhere between that and "bull." It's very subtle but I can't quite get it.
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Postby Trent Steele » Wed Jan 06, 2010 15:26:06

lethal wrote:
pacino wrote:
Barry Jive wrote:I realize the cops' response sounds retarded, but it's actually really really hard to get any kind of positive results from printing, unless they actually break in and touch a lot of stuff.

Heard someone once say 'Cain't they just CSI that shhhh?!"


Criminal attorneys hate CSI. Juries are now expecting all this high tech evidence that doesn't really exist.



most prosecutors will specifically ask jurors during voir dire whether they watch the show. and use one of their strikes if they do
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Postby laf837 » Wed Jan 06, 2010 16:11:43

Now you've got me saying Manute Bol all day
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Postby Bakestar » Wed Jan 06, 2010 16:22:01

Trent Steele wrote:
lethal wrote:
pacino wrote:
Barry Jive wrote:I realize the cops' response sounds retarded, but it's actually really really hard to get any kind of positive results from printing, unless they actually break in and touch a lot of stuff.

Heard someone once say 'Cain't they just CSI that shhhh?!"


Criminal attorneys hate CSI. Juries are now expecting all this high tech evidence that doesn't really exist.



most prosecutors will specifically ask jurors during voir dire whether they watch the show. and use one of their strikes if they do


They got sick of simple drug possession acquittals because the prosecutor's forensic investigation team didn't get fingerprints and/or DNA from the plastic baggie holding $40 worth of pot.
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Postby Trent Steele » Wed Jan 06, 2010 17:07:51

I cant imagine how awful it would be to be homeless in this weather. I didn't have any money with me when I went to the gym and passed by this one guy who was half-frozen. I felt bad. I gave him my scarf, which is lame. Maybe he can trade it for some Jamesons.
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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Wed Jan 06, 2010 17:12:00

Trent Steele wrote:I cant imagine how awful it would be to be homeless in this weather. I didn't have any money with me when I went to the gym and passed by this one guy who was half-frozen. I felt bad. I gave him my scarf, which is lame. Maybe he can trade it for some Jamesons.

There's probably some big flaw in my logic, but I always think if I was homeless, I'd start walking South or West

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Postby The Nightman Cometh » Wed Jan 06, 2010 17:14:32

Middle America shoots poor people on the spot and everybody is poor in the South until you get to Florida.
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Postby Trent Steele » Wed Jan 06, 2010 17:14:50

Houshphandzadeh wrote:
Trent Steele wrote:I cant imagine how awful it would be to be homeless in this weather. I didn't have any money with me when I went to the gym and passed by this one guy who was half-frozen. I felt bad. I gave him my scarf, which is lame. Maybe he can trade it for some Jamesons.

There's probably some big flaw in my logic, but I always think if I was homeless, I'd start walking South or West


San Francisco has the largest homeless population in the US
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