Shut up, Merry Christmas, and Other Random Thoughts

Postby Phan In Phlorida » Fri Dec 03, 2010 20:17:39

mcare89 wrote:Jesus christ, what the hell is that thing?

That's what she said?

(meh, too obvious)

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Postby lethal » Fri Dec 03, 2010 21:18:30

Bucky wrote:I watched the whole thing.

Seems logical that the most obvious lip-sync screw up was the Milli Vanilli dude.

And a BUD BUNDY sighting!!!


I watched the whole thing, then clicked on the We Are the World video that had even more celebrities!

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Postby 21McBride » Fri Dec 03, 2010 21:35:30

thought Bud Bundy was McNulty for a second.

fantastic
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Postby kruker » Fri Dec 03, 2010 21:47:27

1 wrote:
kruker wrote:"Man with the Naked Pistol"

On a similar note, I've listened to Rubber Soul about 20 times this week. I'm not sure I've ever listened to the album in its entirety before this week.


headphones or no headphones?


Primarily no headphones. Once or twice with (shitty) headphones while working out.
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Postby Trent Steele » Fri Dec 03, 2010 22:11:31

KKK Snowman Spreads Holiday Hate In Hayden

http://www.kxly.com/news/25975011/detail.html

The comments are. . . . . I don't even know
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Postby Trent Steele » Fri Dec 03, 2010 22:17:05

This is a music video that promotes the Norwegian television entertainment program "Golden Times". The program runs on the TV channel, TV2 in Norway. TV2 Norway has the ownership of the program
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Postby FTN » Fri Dec 03, 2010 22:24:36

one day whitlock is going to completely lose his mind on twitter. thats the only reason i follow him

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Postby Trent Steele » Fri Dec 03, 2010 22:50:53

jerseyhoya wrote:[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8cNHCP3juQ[/youtube]

I like the transition from Tonya Harding to Glenn Glose, whose caption said "Fargle Bargle" I think, the best. Dolph Lungren to Malcolm Jamal Warner was second best.

Please watch this.


The fact that the pre-Dolph Lundgren singer is Benny from LA Law makes this No. 1 easily
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Postby The Dude » Sat Dec 04, 2010 01:24:58

i want 2 cigs. nowhere to get them
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Postby meatball » Sat Dec 04, 2010 01:56:06

Trent Steele wrote:
jerseyhoya wrote:[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8cNHCP3juQ[/youtube]

I like the transition from Tonya Harding to Glenn Glose, whose caption said "Fargle Bargle" I think, the best. Dolph Lungren to Malcolm Jamal Warner was second best.

Please watch this.


The fact that the pre-Dolph Lundgren singer is Benny from LA Law makes this No. 1 easily


Good to see the younger version of Forrest Gump getting some work.

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Postby FTN » Sat Dec 04, 2010 02:27:42

sophie dee's fake boobs are my favorite

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Postby CalvinBall » Sat Dec 04, 2010 14:58:56

my brother had someone sleep on our leather couch last night. and i just sat down on it and it was damp and cold. the mother fucker pissed on it. leather couch.

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Postby WheelsFellOff » Sat Dec 04, 2010 15:06:53

FUCK YO COUCH
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Postby CalvinBall » Sat Dec 04, 2010 17:54:44

i was looking up cartoon stuff bc of that fbook profile pic thing. the wiki entry for aaah real monsters call it a black comedy.

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Postby Wizlah » Sat Dec 04, 2010 18:14:02

I frequently wish I read faster. I've just been inspired to pick up a decent tome on Walther Gropius and Bauhaus, anything on Fredrick the Great and Karl Friedrick Schinkel. This would all be enlightening, compelling stuff. Sadly, my capacity for swiftly digesting and and analysing information is so far round the u-bend of the crapper that the chances of me making good on this momentary shining of cultural curiosity are well beyond zero.

I will not let my children grow up like this. It's a fucking appalling state of mind.
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Postby Wizlah » Sat Dec 04, 2010 19:32:08

This shit I'm working on right now is tortuous. I am checking spellings of chinese phrases written using the wade giles system, but I keep having to compare it against the modern pinyin system.

And before you ask, no, I have literally no fucking idea about chinese. none.

Become a copy-editor and absorb arcane rules of syntax with no understanding of the actual language.

Fuck, this is binning me mightily.
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Postby drsmooth » Sat Dec 04, 2010 21:24:12

Wizlah wrote:I frequently wish I read faster. I've just been inspired to pick up a decent tome on Walther Gropius and Bauhaus, anything on Fredrick the Great and Karl Friedrick Schinkel. This would all be enlightening, compelling stuff. Sadly, my capacity for swiftly digesting and and analysing information is so far round the u-bend of the crapper that the chances of me making good on this momentary shining of cultural curiosity are well beyond zero.

I will not let my children grow up like this. It's a #$&! appalling state of mind.



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Postby Swiggers » Sat Dec 04, 2010 22:09:00

Homeless people should not be allowed into movie theaters when Anne Hathaway flicks are playing.

For our anniversary tonight we went to the movies to see Love and Other Drugs, starring an often-naked Anne Hathaway.

Toward the end of the movie, during a quiet, pensive scene, we hear a repetitive noise directly behind us. We stare at each other and bust out laughing. A few minutes later, an obviously homeless guy gets up from the row behind and leaves.

Yes, a HOMELESS GUY WAS MASTURBATING IN THE THEATER JUST A FEW INCHES FROM OUR HEADS.

And even more trifling, IT WASN'T EVEN DURING ONE OF THE MANY ANNE HATHAWAY SEX AND NUDE SCENES! (Although she was onscreen at the time.) I think he arrived too late for those.

OH... MY... GOD.

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Postby Bucky » Sat Dec 04, 2010 22:29:21

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Postby Bucky » Sat Dec 04, 2010 22:30:21

So I just so a real live official poilce "Non-Reportable Accident Report"

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