The Eeming Tree wrote:Was he a no-hands pisser too? A one-hand on the hip pisser? Hands-on-the-wall pisser?

idk. didnt stick around to get that much of a glimpse because well i wasnt trying to look and i was starting to laugh pretty hard.


i do wonder why he is wearing shorts when its like 30 outside.

i knew a guy who would wear shorts in winter because pants irritated his knee hairs

The Eeming Tree wrote:Was he a no-hands pisser too? A one-hand on the hip pisser? Hands-on-the-wall pisser?

One hand on Calvins

The Eeming Tree wrote:Hands-on-the-wall pisser?

Only encountered this once or twice, and it's really just about the most bizarre thing in the world. How does one decide that's how a urinal is to be utilized?

i thought that was largely reserved for drunks who might tip over otherwise

td11 wrote:i thought that was largely reserved for drunks who might tip over otherwise

Thats what foreheads are for. (and cool, cool ceramic tile)

hate when I'm on the gchat trying to have a rapid fire meme and pun mashup and they're trying to have a conversation about things

CalvinBall wrote:every time at this freaking library....


washing my hands in the bathroom and i turned around to see a 60 year old man (just guessing) peeing at the urinal. thing is his mesh shorts were down around his ankles so he was just standing there in his underwear. who the #$&! does that other than 5 year olds?

Library bathrooms are widely known as a hotbed for geriatric homosexual activity.

not just geriatrics anymore

td11 wrote:

Houshphandzadeh wrote:can we get much higher?

Houshphandzadeh wrote:I FEEL STOOPID!!

related?

Houshphandzadeh wrote:two lines written by groundbreaking artists with outsized personalities?!

at first i thought you were talking about The Doors. The reply did nothing to dissuade my belief.

from what i've heard, my grandfather was a pants down pisser. i know this because my uncle once told a story about how embarrassed he was when he went to the bathroom at school and a teacher had to tell him not to do that.

CalvinBall wrote:every time at this freaking library....


washing my hands in the bathroom and i turned around to see a 60 year old man (just guessing) peeing at the urinal. thing is his mesh shorts were down around his ankles so he was just standing there in his underwear. who the #$&! does that other than 5 year olds?

He's probably also the Crap Bandit

Know what I fucking hate? People who don't have proper men's bathroom etiquette instincts. Good urinal etiquette can really brighten a man's day.

I remember a glorious day at WILLARD BUILDING my junior year at PSU. Ground floor bathroom has 5 urinals and three stalls (no privacy dividers between urinals).

I enter the bathroom, I am the only occupant. I take the urinal farthest from the door. Second dude enters, takes the urinal closest to the door. Third guy comes in, takes the urinal in the middle, leaving one urinal's cushion between me and second dude.

Fourth guy comes in and takes a stall.

It was a thing of fucking beauty

Old guy comes in, takes off his pants, shit's in his boxers, spins while doing jazz hands, and pisses on everybody.

man, i wish i could have been a part of that

things just got weird

WheelsFellOff wrote:Old guy comes in, takes off his pants, $#@!'s in his boxers, spins while doing jazz hands, and pisses on everybody.

Barry Jive wrote:man, i wish i could have been a part of that

Hmm

Tomorrow, Vulture Clan is landing at Philadelphia International Airport. We will pick up a rental car, and expect to be on the road by 2 pm. We need to get to the NE Extension. Given projected Friday traffic, should we head south on 95 and take the Blue Route to the NE Extension and eat some fast food on the way, or can we grab pizza in S. Philly and take the Schuylkill to the NE extension and not really hit much traffic on the way? What time does the Schuykill start backing up on a Friday?

TenuredVulture wrote:What time does the Schuykill start backing up on a Friday?

Thursday

TenuredVulture wrote:Tomorrow, Vulture Clan is landing at Philadelphia International Airport. We will pick up a rental car, and expect to be on the road by 2 pm. We need to get to the NE Extension. Given projected Friday traffic, should we head south on 95 and take the Blue Route to the NE Extension and eat some fast food on the way, or can we grab pizza in S. Philly and take the Schuylkill to the NE extension and not really hit much traffic on the way? What time does the Schuykill start backing up on a Friday?

Are you coming to North Jersey? LET'S PARTY!