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Postby td11 » Thu Dec 02, 2010 12:45:53

fraudulent. nerd-bases entity.
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Postby WheelsFellOff » Thu Dec 02, 2010 12:46:11

I was hoping it was using a heretofore unknown nucleobase. Science can be such a letdown sometimes.

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Postby VoxOrion » Thu Dec 02, 2010 12:47:16

Megablocks make for an excellent hinge if you're ever taking apart an iMac.
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Postby CalvinBall » Thu Dec 02, 2010 12:53:57

i have been using just a car key recently. i lost my actual keys a few months ago, the ones with a few key chains and a house key. so whenever i misplaced them they were easier to find. my spare however was just a car key. and now i cant find that. i thought this day would come but didnt expect it to be so soon!

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Postby phatj » Thu Dec 02, 2010 13:02:08

td11 wrote:there's just no way. it has to be carbon based. you can't just be "made of" arsenic.

THEY TAUGHT ME THINGS IN SCHOOL DAMN IT

Could be silicon, theoretically.

But yeah, that one quote that said the bacterium "consists entirely of arsenic" was clearly a mistake.
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Postby td11 » Thu Dec 02, 2010 13:16:08

phatj wrote:
td11 wrote:there's just no way. it has to be carbon based. you can't just be "made of" arsenic.

THEY TAUGHT ME THINGS IN SCHOOL DAMN IT

Could be silicon, theoretically.

But yeah, that one quote that said the bacterium "consists entirely of arsenic" was clearly a mistake.


i seen a movie once where aliens attacked and it turned out they were made of silicon, so at the end they figured out that since arsenic is toxic to us carbon based organisms, selenium (found in anti-dandruff shampoo) must be toxic to them (one over, one down on the periodic table).
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Postby Woody » Thu Dec 02, 2010 13:18:45

Selenium is a chemical element with the atomic number 34.
you sure do seem to have a lot of time on your hands to be on this forum? Do you have a job? Are you a shut-in?

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Postby WheelsFellOff » Thu Dec 02, 2010 13:43:50

td11 wrote:
phatj wrote:
td11 wrote:there's just no way. it has to be carbon based. you can't just be "made of" arsenic.

THEY TAUGHT ME THINGS IN SCHOOL DAMN IT

Could be silicon, theoretically.

But yeah, that one quote that said the bacterium "consists entirely of arsenic" was clearly a mistake.


i seen a movie once where aliens attacked and it turned out they were made of silicon, so at the end they figured out that since arsenic is toxic to us carbon based organisms, selenium (found in anti-dandruff shampoo) must be toxic to them (one over, one down on the periodic table).


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Postby td11 » Thu Dec 02, 2010 13:44:55

i knew there was a redhead and sean william scott.

thanks biged
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Postby Barry Jive » Thu Dec 02, 2010 13:50:23

The plan was hatched by Donkeylips and his fat brother or twin or roommate or something. Dan Aykroyd was also involved
no offense but you are everything that's wrong with America

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Postby phatj » Thu Dec 02, 2010 14:18:14

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Postby Swiggers » Thu Dec 02, 2010 14:58:32

jerseyhoya wrote:I've posted, sober, on consecutive days in the PhilliesPhans politics thread.


You must be REALLY bored. Surely there are some polling data you can go crunch or something.

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Postby jerseyhoya » Thu Dec 02, 2010 15:04:11

Oh my god go read it

Mike Gravel

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Postby Barry Jive » Thu Dec 02, 2010 15:05:55

Oh man, I miss that guy
no offense but you are everything that's wrong with America

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Postby drsmooth » Thu Dec 02, 2010 16:03:20

introductory list of well-known arsenic-based humanoid life forms in baseball and other vocations:

cody ross
larry bowa
bud selig
james carville
arsenio hall
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Postby Eddie Jordan » Thu Dec 02, 2010 16:14:27

Arsenio Hall is great in Coming to America.
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Postby td11 » Thu Dec 02, 2010 16:23:09

i wonder what arsenio's doing right now? i bet he's at a cheese and wine party
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Postby CalvinBall » Thu Dec 02, 2010 16:24:06

every time at this freaking library....


washing my hands in the bathroom and i turned around to see a 60 year old man (just guessing) peeing at the urinal. thing is his mesh shorts were down around his ankles so he was just standing there in his underwear. who the fuck does that other than 5 year olds?

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Postby Phan In Phlorida » Thu Dec 02, 2010 16:29:58

td11 wrote:i wonder what arsenio's doing right now?

See CalvinBall's post?

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Postby Eem » Thu Dec 02, 2010 16:30:19

Was he a no-hands pisser too? A one-hand on the hip pisser? Hands-on-the-wall pisser?

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