uh...what a mess. i still haven't left for boston. i got smashed after the phillies lost. while walking home i sent some drunk text messages that go completely against the d.e.n.n.i.s. system to my sister in law's cousin.

it's an uphill battle from here.

So glad I shut my phone off and put it in my bedroom after the game yesterday. Saved my social life a lot of damage. Got a couple of bait texts last night from fans of various other teams from people at work.

SK790 wrote:So glad I shut my phone off and put it in my bedroom after the game yesterday. Saved my social life a lot of damage. Got a couple of bait texts last night from fans of various other teams from people at work.

"PHILLIES PHUCKIN SUCK HAHAHHAHA"

"PHILLIES ARE LOSERS!"

friends are clever

Ironically, it was the lone Mets fan at work with the only, "tough loss, sorry, etc" type text.

I had a Red Sox fan I used to work with email me after the Uribe home run asking me if I was nervous

To some extent even lamer than straightforward mocking

http://deadspin.com/5672095/dong-meteor ... ebook-page

I know this kid.

A bunch of midgets are playing basketball and they gut the ball wedged between the backboard and rim. That was this weekend for me.

I don't care if this makes no sense.

Pratty, did you catch your shout-out in the "thanks" thread??

dislocated/relocated my finger today. it looks pragnent right now.

Bucky wrote:Pratty, did you catch your shout-out in the "thanks" thread??

I didn't see it until you mentioned it here. Honestly, if there were a thread about me with my name in the title in the Back She Goes forum, I probably still wouldn't have seen it.

Also, I don't think I could possibly remember which person posted what, and then apply it in a future thread (if that makes sense). The only joke I could apply to another thread would be about Calvin Ball's mom with maybe one or two more like that.

Congrats on your strong memory, and thanks for the shoutout.

Crazy "Rent Is Too Damn High" Candidate Steals the Show at NY Gov. Debate

i love the second comment, too

so now they make remote-control helicopters with digital cameras built in. Dang peeping toms don't even have to work for a living anymore.

high five

td11 wrote:Crazy "Rent Is Too Damn High" Candidate Steals the Show at NY Gov. Debate

i love the second comment, too

This is amazing.

Cole Hamels would've just completed the eighth inning of his two-hitter had the Phillies capitalized last night.

Polar Bear Phan wrote:Cole Hamels would've just completed the eighth inning of his two-hitter had the Phillies capitalized last night.

It's a shame. We'd only be down 1-0.

swishnicholson wrote:

Polar Bear Phan wrote:Cole Hamels would've just completed the eighth inning of his two-hitter had the Phillies capitalized last night.

It's a shame. We'd only be down 1-0.

So true, so true...

i'm pretty hipster-friendly but there were some freaking weirdos at that Animal Collective concert last year

you know what was cool, though, was seeing Sonic Youth with a bunch of grown-up hipsters

yo good luck winning that money, barry.

Barry Jive wrote:i'm pretty hipster-friendly but there were some freaking weirdos at that Animal Collective concert last year

you know what was cool, though, was seeing Sonic Youth with a bunch of grown-up hipsters

I'm probably wrong about this, but it seems to me there's a difference between "hipster" and "weirdo". If someone says so and so is a hipster, I'll have a definite expectation regarding how they look, dress, and so forth (though again I might be wrong, or at least 5 years behind the times) but for weirdo, I would expect anything.