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Postby WheelsFellOff » Mon Oct 25, 2010 10:31:21

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Postby td11 » Mon Oct 25, 2010 12:38:37

need to accomplish thingz tooday
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Postby MrsVox » Mon Oct 25, 2010 13:21:15

Left my keys in the car all night, on "accessory", because I had been closing the windows and got distracted by Vox/kids/in-laws, and never went back outside.

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Postby CalvinBall » Mon Oct 25, 2010 23:39:53

again i waited to do my school work. tomorrow i have a 10 questions essay midterm due at 7pm. 5 short answer that he wants to be 1-1 1/2 pages. 5 long answer that he wants 3-3 1/2 pages for. 20 pages and i am not very good at this. stupid me.

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Postby Bucky » Tue Oct 26, 2010 01:00:01

NO PEOPLE IF IT'S PART OF YOUR DEFINED COMPENSATION PACKAGE- EVEN IF THE AMOUNT CAN BE VARIABLE- PLEASE DON'T REFER TO IT AS A BONUS BECAUSE IT IS NOT

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Postby jerseyhoya » Tue Oct 26, 2010 01:15:31

I just ate like half a pound of jelly bellys as a method of procrastination

I had been doing really well in not keeping junk food in the house, but my mom got me all sorts of sour candy and a bag of Herrs Kettle Cooked Salt and Vinegar chips (and we all know how I feel about them), and I've made up for the past two months these past two days.

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Postby jerseyhoya » Tue Oct 26, 2010 06:47:00

Been awake for almost an hour. I thought it would be light by now.

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Postby VoxOrion » Tue Oct 26, 2010 06:48:42

jerseyhoya wrote:Been awake for almost an hour. I thought it would be light by now.


I thought I wouldn't be in shorts and a t-shirt with the windows open.
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Postby jerseyhoya » Tue Oct 26, 2010 07:16:36

SHOULDA LISTENED TO ALGORE

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Postby Bucky » Tue Oct 26, 2010 09:55:35

I'm not super superstitious, but this year October has 5 Fridays, 5 Saturdays and 5 Sundays. This happens once every 823 years. This is called money bags. So Copy this to your status and money will arrive within 4 days. Based ...on Chinese Feng Shui. The one... who does not copy, will be without ...money. I cannot let that person be... ME! Cant afford not to try this

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Postby phatj » Tue Oct 26, 2010 10:57:40

Bucky wrote:I'm not super superstitious, but this year October has 5 Fridays, 5 Saturdays and 5 Sundays. This happens once every 823 years. This is called money bags. So Copy this to your status and money will arrive within 4 days. Based ...on Chinese Feng Shui. The one... who does not copy, will be without ...money. I cannot let that person be... ME! Cant afford not to try this

What are the chances this would happen twice in one year?
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Postby Trent Steele » Tue Oct 26, 2010 11:30:55

phatj wrote:
Bucky wrote:I'm not super superstitious, but this year October has 5 Fridays, 5 Saturdays and 5 Sundays. This happens once every 823 years. This is called money bags. So Copy this to your status and money will arrive within 4 days. Based ...on Chinese Feng Shui. The one... who does not copy, will be without ...money. I cannot let that person be... ME! Cant afford not to try this

What are the chances this would happen twice in one year?


um, ah, yeah, no

http://unitedcats.wordpress.com/2010/10 ... 823-years/
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Postby Bucky » Tue Oct 26, 2010 11:37:25

thank you larry literal

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Postby Trent Steele » Tue Oct 26, 2010 11:57:22

Bucky wrote:thank you larry literal


:cry:
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Postby drsmooth » Tue Oct 26, 2010 12:09:38

Bucky wrote:NO PEOPLE IF IT'S PART OF YOUR DEFINED COMPENSATION PACKAGE- EVEN IF THE AMOUNT CAN BE VARIABLE- PLEASE DON'T REFER TO IT AS A BONUS BECAUSE IT IS NOT


"hey it didn't come in my regular paycheck so it must be a bonus because what else is it don't confuse me with your fancy technical hr mumbo jumbo"
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Postby CalvinBall » Tue Oct 26, 2010 12:16:01

have only gotten 3 of the short essays done in 2 hours and i kinda want to nap now. i suck at life.

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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Tue Oct 26, 2010 12:37:49

drsmooth wrote:
Bucky wrote:NO PEOPLE IF IT'S PART OF YOUR DEFINED COMPENSATION PACKAGE- EVEN IF THE AMOUNT CAN BE VARIABLE- PLEASE DON'T REFER TO IT AS A BONUS BECAUSE IT IS NOT


"hey it didn't come in my regular paycheck so it must be a bonus because what else is it don't confuse me with your fancy technical hr mumbo jumbo"

so you guys call it your "end of year package" or what?

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Postby TenuredVulture » Tue Oct 26, 2010 12:43:58

I've got your end of year package right here, pal.

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Postby Trent Steele » Tue Oct 26, 2010 13:59:44

Charlie Sheen is my hero
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Postby Woody » Tue Oct 26, 2010 14:03:53

^ context:
According to The New York Post – who first reported the news – police were called to The Plaza Hotel in New York, where the actor was found naked and allegedly intoxicated, a Post source claimed.

The source also said that the suite’s furniture had been thrown around the room, which prompted Plaza security to call police. The actor’s suite was reportedly “trashed” and the chandelier was damaged during the incident.

A separate source confirmed to Access Hollywood that Sheen was taken to a nearby hospital. According to the Post, it was due to “unspecified reasons.”

The paper went on to claim that the incident started after Sheen returned to his hotel with an unidentified woman and reportedly could not find his wallet. He then reportedly flew " into a rage.”
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