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Postby kruker » Mon Jul 12, 2010 16:02:14

the gibson' tapes are impressive.
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Postby Bakestar » Mon Jul 12, 2010 16:28:38

jerseyhoya wrote:
Bakestar wrote:Finally got around to listening to the Mel Gibson tapes today. LOL. What a sweet man.


Is this real?


what
Foreskin stupid

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Postby jerseyhoya » Mon Jul 12, 2010 16:31:24

The tapes. They can't be real.

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Postby kruker » Mon Jul 12, 2010 16:42:34

real
"Everybody's a critic. This wasn't an aesthetic endeavor."

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Postby Trent Steele » Mon Jul 12, 2010 17:04:44

i wonder if danny glover feels duped. especially after LWII where mel gibson ended apartheid
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Postby 21McBride » Mon Jul 12, 2010 17:12:56

diplomatic immunity
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Postby jerseyhoya » Mon Jul 12, 2010 17:13:22

(I was convinced of the tapes realness before I posted that here. I was remarking on how ridiculous they were by suggesting they must somehow be fake.)

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Postby swishnicholson » Mon Jul 12, 2010 17:37:31

Really?
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Postby jerseyhoya » Mon Jul 12, 2010 17:39:42

Probably not.

Today didn't feel like Monday. My work output was similar to if soccer was on all morning and afternoon.

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Postby Barry Jive » Mon Jul 12, 2010 18:24:57

Today feels like Wednesday already. Big letdown when I actually looked to see what day it was.
no offense but you are everything that's wrong with America

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Postby Woody » Mon Jul 12, 2010 18:34:06

Raped by a pack of niggers!

A pack.
you sure do seem to have a lot of time on your hands to be on this forum? Do you have a job? Are you a shut-in?

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Postby WilliamC » Mon Jul 12, 2010 19:00:20

I used to think Mel Gibson was so kickass.
Do it again!

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Postby Bakestar » Mon Jul 12, 2010 19:11:41

Woody wrote:Raped by a pack of (I'm a stupid racist)!

A pack.


What's great is how he drops that word without missing a beat but seems reluctant to say "tits".
Foreskin stupid

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Postby Werthless » Mon Jul 12, 2010 20:36:16

jerseyhoya wrote:(I was convinced of the tapes realness before I posted that here. I was remarking on how ridiculous they were by suggesting they must somehow be fake.)

Image

This felt like an appropriate pic.

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Postby Werthless » Mon Jul 12, 2010 20:39:20

TenuredVulture wrote:This melon is flavorless.

It's not ripe. Sprinkle sugar on it, put it in a container, then wait another 3 days or so. That's the best way to "fix" an unripened melon you've tried to eat too soon.

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Postby lethal » Mon Jul 12, 2010 22:58:28

Houshphandzadeh wrote:Say I went -3.41 on my bank account around 3 pm yesterday (thanks, Verizon, for doing your automatic billing on Thursday instead of Friday!). I wasn't immediately hit with an overdraft charge and now my account has all my payday money in it. Is there any way I dodged the charge or are they just waiting to rub it in?


I think, but I'm not positive, that banks have to credit you your deposits, then debit you your payments on any given day.

But let us know what happened.

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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Tue Jul 13, 2010 00:00:27

Still no charge so I think I'm in the clear.

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Postby Wizlah » Tue Jul 13, 2010 09:17:15

Brother. you decide to upgrade computer parts, you spend more, but you don't have to worry about goddamn cog to freewheel ratios and bolt circle diameters.

I've never tried this before. I used to just buy a bike, and keep it loaded up with basic parts. But I need to replace a chunk of my drivetrain, and it has led me to a dark and eldritch place full of fractions because I've decided to upgrade bits.
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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Tue Jul 13, 2010 09:19:08

Wizlah and H.P. Lovecraft, the only two people I've ever seen use the adjective "eldritch"

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Postby jerseyhoya » Tue Jul 13, 2010 13:05:32

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