Thoughts: A Random Odyssey

by **Trent Steele** » Fri Jul 09, 2010 23:15:09

WilliamC wrote:It's not even worth saying something like "I bet she'd be fun in bed" about Shakira.

It wouldn't be fun. It would be confusing and maybe humiliating. It might make lesser men never want to have sex again.

In a sense, I agree. My concern is that I would be a non-functioning human being from that point forward in my life since those 1.3 seconds would be the only thing I could ever think about.

It would be a shame if there's a sextape out there somehwere. A shame.

by **The Dude** » Sat Jul 10, 2010 01:33:46

I'm reading "9-30-07: a day Phillies fans will remember...NL East Champs"

by **jerseyhoya** » Sat Jul 10, 2010 01:34:14

shrinkage?

by **The Dude** » Sat Jul 10, 2010 01:36:15

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by **Houshphandzadeh** » Sat Jul 10, 2010 04:34:08

fuck that

without details about the particular things i would do to her body, shakira would love me . i would be so goggadman focused. clutch is real and that is my momemt and i would hit grand slam. grand slam touchdown four point power play over easy.

by **VFB** » Sat Jul 10, 2010 12:45:57

by **BigEd76** » Sat Jul 10, 2010 13:53:04

The Dude wrote:viewtopic.php_t=3284&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0.html

Just noticed the 3 NLDS GDTs are still hiding in the main forum

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Sat Jul 10, 2010 15:29:07

what I want to eat?

by **WheelsFellOff** » Sat Jul 10, 2010 15:56:06

I'm eating a blueberry bagel if you're looking for comparisons.

by **Trent Steele** » Sat Jul 10, 2010 16:59:51

i'm making burgers

we gon drink tonight

by **CalvinBall** » Sat Jul 10, 2010 17:00:51

you get yelled at for your humping avatar?

by **Trent Steele** » Sat Jul 10, 2010 17:03:33

CalvinBall wrote:you get yelled at for your humping avatar?

Nah, but I can only take so much of that

by **WheelsFellOff** » Sat Jul 10, 2010 18:49:52

Trent Steele wrote:i'm making burgers

we gon drink tonight

Bacon cheeseburger with a fried egg on top sounds like a delightful dinner actually...

by **Bakestar** » Sat Jul 10, 2010 18:53:32

I get to go to dinner tonight with my in-laws, my wife's elderly aunt, and her eccentric friends. :-D

by **Barry Jive** » Sat Jul 10, 2010 19:26:15

i think i'm gonna stay at home and get drunk in my apartment tonight. i've been walking around too much this week.

by **td11** » Sat Jul 10, 2010 23:15:46

Chicago womenz are hot. Also they hand out the onion for free here

by **CalvinBall** » Sun Jul 11, 2010 00:30:27

what are you doing out there anyways?

by **td11** » Sun Jul 11, 2010 00:42:01

Road tripping

by **WheelsFellOff** » Sun Jul 11, 2010 02:17:55

He's scaring all the white folk. I hope you're wearing a backpack

by **TenuredVulture** » Sun Jul 11, 2010 18:58:38

Monday is pretty much a day without sports--World Cup over, dumb all star break in baseball, Tour with an off day.

I guess there's NBA summer league.

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