Thoughts: A Random Odyssey

Thoughts: A Random Odyssey

Postby td11 » Thu Jun 17, 2010 00:46:16

go on
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Postby Barry Jive » Thu Jun 17, 2010 00:48:18

on saturday i'm signing a lease and putting down first and last month's rent on a place near 21st and Christian. moving in July 1st. i have two roommates but i'm sure they'll both be open to me hosting wild Phillie nerd parties.
no offense but you are everything that's wrong with America

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Postby td11 » Thu Jun 17, 2010 00:54:14

and we're off to a flying start

invite me! pacino will come, too, filling your nerd quota entirely.
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Postby Barry Jive » Thu Jun 17, 2010 00:59:49

pacino will probably come up with something way nerdier to do instead.
no offense but you are everything that's wrong with America

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Postby Wizlah » Thu Jun 17, 2010 06:23:54

it is me, or has trent disappeared following the yankees game with Barker the Starius?

Tell the truth, barker. He tried to kill roy, didn't he? We're going to have to set up a fund to free him and write to amnesty international everytime the NYPD force him to smell Reye's crotch, aren't we?
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Postby Wizlah » Thu Jun 17, 2010 06:25:32

this morning I had a big dumb silly idea about organising a stage race in Scotland for Cat 1 and 2 riders. In a rare move, I'm actually going to try and plan to do this. I haven't tried to plan anything big, dumb and stupid in several years.
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Postby swishnicholson » Thu Jun 17, 2010 07:43:43

Wizlah wrote:this morning I had a big dumb silly idea about organising a stage race in Scotland for Cat 1 and 2 riders. In a rare move, I'm actually going to try and plan to do this. I haven't tried to plan anything big, dumb and stupid in several years.


Woohoo!

Tour de Wizlah! I like it.
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Postby The Dude » Thu Jun 17, 2010 08:30:50

Barry Jive wrote:on saturday i'm signing a lease and putting down first and last month's rent on a place near 21st and Christian. moving in July 1st. i have two roommates but i'm sure they'll both be open to me hosting wild Phillie nerd parties.


you'll be right near side car cafe, which i like a lot but jeff2sf doesn't
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Postby TenuredVulture » Thu Jun 17, 2010 08:34:27

I always figured paper beats rock because cavemen tried to write on rocks, but they couldn't carry very many, and when they invented paper to write on it was better so a caveman group with paper would beat a caveman group with rocks.
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Postby WheelsFellOff » Thu Jun 17, 2010 08:45:21

Paper beats rock because a scissors can't cut a sledgehammer.
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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Thu Jun 17, 2010 09:22:16

Barry Jive wrote:on saturday i'm signing a lease and putting down first and last month's rent on a place near 21st and Christian. moving in July 1st. i have two roommates but i'm sure they'll both be open to me hosting wild Phillie nerd parties.

sweet

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Postby Wizlah » Thu Jun 17, 2010 10:16:16

Mighty mighty doptones.
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Postby BigEd76 » Thu Jun 17, 2010 11:49:29

why does paper beat rock?

some of these answers actually make sense

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Postby phatj » Thu Jun 17, 2010 12:45:13

Wizlah wrote:this morning I had a big dumb silly idea about organising a stage race in Scotland for Cat 1 and 2 riders. In a rare move, I'm actually going to try and plan to do this. I haven't tried to plan anything big, dumb and stupid in several years.

Remind me, are Cat1 and 2 the slow guys?
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Postby mark2st » Thu Jun 17, 2010 12:53:34

Barry Jive wrote:on saturday i'm signing a lease and putting down first and last month's rent on a place near 21st and Christian. moving in July 1st. i have two roommates but i'm sure they'll both be open to me hosting wild Phillie nerd parties.


Congrats, Barry. Hopefully, you're moving on the 1st because most of the tenants I have moving in the weekend before are complaining that everything's booked.

It seems like July is crazy for move ins in the city.
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Postby Harpua » Thu Jun 17, 2010 12:56:56

Wizlah wrote:this morning I had a big dumb silly idea about organising a stage race in Scotland for Cat 1 and 2 riders. In a rare move, I'm actually going to try and plan to do this. I haven't tried to plan anything big, dumb and stupid in several years.


Totally do it. Stage races are awesome...wish there were more here in the states. And phatj, Cat 1/2, at least in the US, are the top two amateur classes. They fast.

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Postby Slowhand » Thu Jun 17, 2010 13:58:59

td, you did a fine job with the thread title my friend.
How dare you interrupt my Lime Rickey!

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Postby Slowhand » Thu Jun 17, 2010 14:05:51

I know I can buy a book much cheaper on Amazon than in a Barnes & Noble or wherever, but when I'm in the store and looking at the book, I want the stupid thing NOW and always end up paying more and feeling kind of stupid about it.
How dare you interrupt my Lime Rickey!

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Postby td11 » Thu Jun 17, 2010 14:27:39

thx, my svelte compadre.

yeah, i do that at borders/b&n, too. i always go with only like $20 max so i can't buy four books that i then won't even read.
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Postby Trent Steele » Thu Jun 17, 2010 14:28:17

Wizlah wrote:it is me, or has trent disappeared following the yankees game with Barker the Starius?

Tell the truth, barker. He tried to kill roy, didn't he? We're going to have to set up a fund to free him and write to amnesty international everytime the NYPD force him to smell Reye's crotch, aren't we?



Funny story....

The number of accidents Trent Steele has gotten into on the way to Yankee Stadium to watch Roy Halladay pitch and hang with Bakestar = 1


The number of accidents Trent Steele has gotten into in the other 20 years he has had a driver's license = 0


Basically, Trent Steele was the bologna in a douchebag sandwich. Nothing major, but was enough to force me to turn around from the GW and drive home. I had to be in DC the next morning and couldn't really take a chance on being stuck on the Bronx. In other words....epic fail.
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