Thoughts: A Random Odyssey

Postby 21McBride » Fri Jul 09, 2010 00:56:59

happiness is finding you left a little bag of wertz hidden back there when you thought you were all out .
"Chase Utley You are the Man"

-Harry Kalas

21McBride
BSG MVP
BSG MVP
 
Posts: 8396
Joined: Thu Dec 28, 2006 21:25:58

Postby 1 » Fri Jul 09, 2010 01:07:22

td11 wrote:
1 wrote:yo td did you bang that girl laura


last name T? fukc, no.


yeah that's the one.
Fine. You wanna act like you're two? I'll act like I'm one.

1
Moderator / BSG MVP
Moderator / BSG MVP
 
Posts: 51703
Joined: Thu Dec 28, 2006 17:55:17
Location: (sending check)

Postby drsmooth » Fri Jul 09, 2010 08:23:48

David Brooks gets the internet like I get particle physics
Yes, but in a double utley you can put your utley on top they other guy's utley, and you're the winner. (Swish)

drsmooth
BSG MVP
BSG MVP
 
Posts: 47349
Joined: Thu Dec 28, 2006 19:24:48
Location: Low station

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Fri Jul 09, 2010 12:09:21

Say I went -3.41 on my bank account around 3 pm yesterday (thanks, Verizon, for doing your automatic billing on Thursday instead of Friday!). I wasn't immediately hit with an overdraft charge and now my account has all my payday money in it. Is there any way I dodged the charge or are they just waiting to rub it in?

Houshphandzadeh
BSG MVP
BSG MVP
 
Posts: 64362
Joined: Thu Dec 28, 2006 19:15:12
Location: nascar victory

Postby Bucky » Fri Jul 09, 2010 12:33:09

They're gonna getcha. :(

Bucky
BSG MVP
BSG MVP
 
Posts: 58018
Joined: Fri Dec 29, 2006 19:24:05
Location: You_Still_Have_To_Visit_Us

Postby The Dude » Fri Jul 09, 2010 12:43:16

BSG HOF '25

The Dude
BSG MVP
BSG MVP
 
Posts: 30280
Joined: Thu Dec 28, 2006 23:04:37
Location: 250 52nd st

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Fri Jul 09, 2010 12:52:52

Nice, thanks

Houshphandzadeh
BSG MVP
BSG MVP
 
Posts: 64362
Joined: Thu Dec 28, 2006 19:15:12
Location: nascar victory

Postby Bucky » Fri Jul 09, 2010 13:01:31

I asked Johann Sebastian Bach if he wanted to go scalp some tickets for the game tonight, and he said "I'd love to, but I'm Baroque" !

Bud-dum-da

Bucky
BSG MVP
BSG MVP
 
Posts: 58018
Joined: Fri Dec 29, 2006 19:24:05
Location: You_Still_Have_To_Visit_Us

Postby Barry Jive » Fri Jul 09, 2010 14:31:08

The apartment below me has no tenants but the rental managers left the door unlocked. Opportunities abound.
no offense but you are everything that's wrong with America

Barry Jive
Plays the Game the Right Way
Plays the Game the Right Way
 
Posts: 37856
Joined: Wed Dec 26, 2007 21:53:43
Location: I'm Doug, solamente Doug.

Postby PrattRules » Fri Jul 09, 2010 16:11:32

Barry Jive wrote:The apartment below me has no tenants but the rental managers left the door unlocked. Opportunities abound.


Change it into the "Place to Be Room." Get a pool table and establish a BYOB policy and your in good shape.
"Just remember, it's not a lie if you believe it." -George Costanza

PrattRules
Space Cadet
Space Cadet
 
Posts: 16564
Joined: Tue Sep 29, 2009 20:38:24
Location: Northeast Philly

Postby Werthless » Fri Jul 09, 2010 16:16:03

drsmooth wrote:David Brooks gets the internet like I get particle physics

Cud u sum up 4 me? dont feel like readin.

Werthless
Space Cadet
Space Cadet
 
Posts: 12968
Joined: Tue Apr 01, 2008 16:07:07

Postby VoxOrion » Fri Jul 09, 2010 17:30:29

I don't care where Cliff Lee works.
“There are no cool kids. Just people who have good self-esteem and people who blame those people for their own bad self-esteem. “

VoxOrion
Site Admin
 
Posts: 12963
Joined: Thu Dec 28, 2006 09:15:33
Location: HANLEY POTTER N TEH MAGICALASS LION

Postby philliesphhan » Fri Jul 09, 2010 18:24:29

not even a little?
"My hip is fucked up. I'm going to Africa for two weeks."

philliesphhan
Plays the Game the Right Way
Plays the Game the Right Way
 
Posts: 36348
Joined: Sun Jan 28, 2007 14:37:22
Location: the corner of 1st and 1st

Postby CalvinBall » Fri Jul 09, 2010 18:36:23

I am going to take my talents to Philaphans.

CalvinBall
You've Got to Be Kidding Me!
You've Got to Be Kidding Me!
 
Posts: 64951
Joined: Mon Jul 30, 2007 15:30:02
Location: Pigslyvania

Postby Barry Jive » Fri Jul 09, 2010 18:40:55

don't let the door hit ya
no offense but you are everything that's wrong with America

Barry Jive
Plays the Game the Right Way
Plays the Game the Right Way
 
Posts: 37856
Joined: Wed Dec 26, 2007 21:53:43
Location: I'm Doug, solamente Doug.

Postby Bakestar » Fri Jul 09, 2010 18:56:27

Finally got around to listening to the Mel Gibson tapes today. LOL. What a sweet man.
Foreskin stupid

Bakestar
BSG MVP
BSG MVP
 
Posts: 14709
Joined: Thu Dec 28, 2006 17:57:53
Location: Crane Jackson's Fountain Street Theatre

Postby pacino » Fri Jul 09, 2010 18:57:39

Gotta say, South Park had him pegged
thephan wrote:pacino's posting is one of the more important things revealed in weeks.

Calvinball wrote:Pacino was right.

pacino
Moderator / BSG MVP
Moderator / BSG MVP
 
Posts: 75831
Joined: Thu Dec 28, 2006 18:37:20
Location: Furkin Good

Postby PrattRules » Fri Jul 09, 2010 19:02:45

Thank God Children's Week is almost over in Jeopardy.
"Just remember, it's not a lie if you believe it." -George Costanza

PrattRules
Space Cadet
Space Cadet
 
Posts: 16564
Joined: Tue Sep 29, 2009 20:38:24
Location: Northeast Philly

Postby 21McBride » Fri Jul 09, 2010 19:29:17

pacino wrote:Gotta say, South Park had him pegged


I thought that too when Corolla was discussing it. Haven't heard em yet.
"Chase Utley You are the Man"

-Harry Kalas

21McBride
BSG MVP
BSG MVP
 
Posts: 8396
Joined: Thu Dec 28, 2006 21:25:58

Postby WilliamC » Fri Jul 09, 2010 23:12:01

It's not even worth saying something like "I bet she'd be fun in bed" about Shakira.

It wouldn't be fun. It would be confusing and maybe humiliating. It might make lesser men never want to have sex again.
Do it again!

WilliamC
BSG MVP
BSG MVP
 
Posts: 25980
Joined: Thu Dec 28, 2006 18:12:31
Location: Central PA

PreviousNext