Phight On! wrote:

SK790 wrote:Barry, your plight reminds me of the month I had to give up weed back in October for a series of job interviews for a job I never got. As you could imagine this was extremely frustrating at the end of the month because not only did I go a month without smoking, I didn't get the job.

Just an FYI, if you're an every day smoker- and especially if you have been for years- it can take 3-4 months for bud to completely get out of your system to the level that you can pass a drug test. Also if you have never smoked before and just tried it once or twice over a weekend it will likely be out of your system in 3 or 4 days (not a month like most people think).

There really aren't many good ways to speed up the process naturally. Luckily there are plenty of products available out there that allow you to protect your privacy and still get a job but I'm sure you knew that.

I was aware that it could take that long for it to clear your system. I was an everyday smoker for 3 months or so prior, but before that it was only once/twice a week. I figured in 2 months I'd be clean.

Also, I did some research on those products and none of them seem to be legitimate. There's no real product that metabolizes fat(which is where the THC is stored). The are methods to dilute the urine enough while replacing the nutrients to make it look like a clean test. Either that or you could but fake pee, but I'm not a big fan of storing synthetic urine under my sack.

I've supplied clean urine three times in the last couple of months.

Is it customary to pay someone for clean urine?

I guess it depends how good of friends you are with the provider. I'd feel pretty awkward asking someone for urine unless they were a close friend.

The first two times I didn't charge. The last time I did it was in exchange for some shrooms. Ironic.

i wouldn;t do it

I once peed clean after a month of not smoking, when I was smoking probably 2-3 times a day for the nine months prior.

Then a couple years later I took a piss test for the military that I stupidly didn't realize was going to happen until about two days before. I stopped smoking when I found out, then the morning of the test I drank some nasty-tasting shit I bought at a head shop, and... yeah, I failed.

ahhhh, now the cooking obsession all makes sense......

The concept of "Lightly Salted" peanuts makes me want to take that jar and club someone over the head with it.

CalvinBall, what is your avatar from?

philliesphhan wrote:CalvinBall, what is your avatar from?

survivor, its parvati shallow

I got this new laptop that I am trying to figure out. It's nice and it goes fast, good picture.

But I keep bumping buttons to make myself go back when I type then it adds words where I don't wants words added and deletes words then sometimes jumps back to a previous sentence.


I like it but eventually it might fly through a window.

getting reeeeally close to buying a couple t-shirts online

I'm pretty sure I hit a rat with my car on my way home tonight. I spent 4.5 years in the "city" (it was Phoenix, so it's debatable) and almost never saw a rat. I come back to the Lehigh Valley and hit a rat within a week.

I'm pretty sure killing a rat by any means guarantees you seven years good luck. It should give you a free pass to heaven.

I bought 3 t-shirts online last month. 1 of them was way too small. I think they accidentally sent me a woman's t-shirt by mistake.I tried e-mailing them about it, but no response and I really don't feel like putting in much more effort for a $20 t-shirt. I would have thought t-shirts not fitting when buying them online would be more of a problem, but this was the 1st of 10 or so t-shirts that I had this problem with.

Also, I've lived in the Lehigh Valley my whole life and have never seen a rat.

My roommate's cat killed a rat and tried to bring it into the apartment a couple weeks ago. I batted it (the rat) out of her (the cat's) mouth with a broom and swept it down into the bushes on the floor below. The maintenance guys were trimming the bushes on Friday... wonder if they found a dead rat.

The only rat I have ever actually came into a one on one situation with was while I was fishing. I have heard horror stories and the way they look just scares the living shit out of me. They are not meant to be.

Maybe Polarbear hit a possum. They are pretty hideous too.

EDIT: And I went to find a picture of a possum that I thought would scare everyone but this is one of the images that came up. These cute bastards do not look like the possums around here.

SK790 wrote:

Phight On! wrote:

SK790 wrote:Barry, your plight reminds me of the month I had to give up weed back in October for a series of job interviews for a job I never got. As you could imagine this was extremely frustrating at the end of the month because not only did I go a month without smoking, I didn't get the job.

Just an FYI, if you're an every day smoker- and especially if you have been for years- it can take 3-4 months for bud to completely get out of your system to the level that you can pass a drug test. Also if you have never smoked before and just tried it once or twice over a weekend it will likely be out of your system in 3 or 4 days (not a month like most people think).

There really aren't many good ways to speed up the process naturally. Luckily there are plenty of products available out there that allow you to protect your privacy and still get a job but I'm sure you knew that.

I was aware that it could take that long for it to clear your system. I was an everyday smoker for 3 months or so prior, but before that it was only once/twice a week. I figured in 2 months I'd be clean.

Also, I did some research on those products and none of them seem to be legitimate. There's no real product that metabolizes fat(which is where the THC is stored). The are methods to dilute the urine enough while replacing the nutrients to make it look like a clean test. Either that or you could but fake pee, but I'm not a big fan of storing synthetic urine under my sack.

Exactly, that's what I meant by "there really aren't many good ways to speed up the process naturally" but there are products that will "mask" your true results which is what you're talking about when you mention "dilute the urine enough while replacing the nutrients". The thing is stuff like that only will only work for a 4-8 hour window and you have to be prepared to drink a shit load of water on the day of the test. When I had to worry about that stuff, I always kept those take-at-home tests (you can get them for less than a dollar each if it's just for THC) and a bottle of the stuff I'm talking about handy. It worked every time for me. It has gotten to the point now that even if an employer wants a hair sample (usually for like nurses for example) you can get shampoo that will mask the results.

Of course, there are tests for masking agents which takes it to a whole other level and then things can get really expensive. Additionally, a lot of companies (assuming it's just 9-5 desk work) and even state probation agencies will only really test a certain percentage of prospective employees/probationers due to the high cost of drug testing. My brother, for example, was on probation and knew he was going to fail his test so he said fuck it and smoked a blunt on the way. The "test" came back clean but that was purely luck.

VoxOrion wrote:The concept of "Lightly Salted" peanuts makes me want to take that jar and club someone over the head with it.

How homicidal are you about the unsalted variety?