I wept like some Random Mother (Random Thoughts here)

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 21:28:01

I think PSUsarge said something about liking polka dots

by **BigEd76** » Wed Dec 23, 2009 00:39:18

"What's a 4-letter word ending in _UNT that can describe a woman?"

AUNT

"What is it that all men have one of, it's longer on some men than on others, the pope doesn't use his, and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?"

A LAST NAME

"What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat?"

AN ALMOND JOY BAR

by **jerseyhoya** » Wed Dec 23, 2009 00:48:42

Drove to and from Ardmore tonight. The way there at rush hour took about 1:55. The ride home leaving at 9:30 took 0:55.

by **CalvinBall** » Wed Dec 23, 2009 00:56:17

started doing push ups and sit ups every night before i go to bed. its really easy for me to do since i suck at exercising. start small, ya know? but yea i am sore already. i suck.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Wed Dec 23, 2009 00:58:52

Almond Joy bars aren't that hard

by **td11** » Wed Dec 23, 2009 01:08:32

certainly not as hard as erections.

by **td11** » Wed Dec 23, 2009 01:09:04

ed, tell us what the robots have learned about erections so far.

by **td11** » Wed Dec 23, 2009 01:09:16

i'm sry ilu

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Wed Dec 23, 2009 01:11:43

ed and tha kid, good cop bad cop

by **BigEd76** » Wed Dec 23, 2009 01:24:44

td we cool

by **jerseyhoya** » Wed Dec 23, 2009 02:59:32

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_unusual_deaths

I love Wikipedia

by **Barry Jive** » Wed Dec 23, 2009 03:05:22

i still think of http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_an ... t_diplomas

once a week and giggle to myself

i think it used to be just cats, though, which was kind of a funnier title. "List of cats with fraudulent diplomas." awesome.

by **Barry Jive** » Wed Dec 23, 2009 03:07:29

i just set out a four-hour itinerary for doing all of my Christmas shopping tomorrow. Wawa, Willow Grove Mall, Jenkintown Wine and Spirits, The Foodery, work. if i'm running ahead of schedule (which is likely) i'll even get to stop home before i go to the Foodery.

by **CrashburnAlley** » Wed Dec 23, 2009 03:57:10

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_in ... inventions

by **Monkeyboy** » Wed Dec 23, 2009 05:48:00

anyone see katherine reutter on colbert report? I don't think I've ever been turned on by a speed skater before.

by **Bakestar** » Wed Dec 23, 2009 08:59:28

broke my right arm (see find everyone a job! thread)

my kingdom for a fleshlight!

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Wed Dec 23, 2009 10:31:18

Barry Jive wrote:i just set out a four-hour itinerary for doing all of my Christmas shopping tomorrow. Wawa, Willow Grove Mall, Jenkintown Wine and Spirits, The Foodery, work. if i'm running ahead of schedule (which is likely) i'll even get to stop home before i go to the Foodery.

What Christmas gift is at Wawa? Cigarettes?

by **Woody** » Wed Dec 23, 2009 10:32:41

shorti hoagie

by 1 » Wed Dec 23, 2009 10:36:55

wawa has a nice selection of gift cards. also cheese pretzels.

by **Didn't I?** » Wed Dec 23, 2009 11:02:22

Can you get actual gift cards to wawa?

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