I wept like some Random Mother (Random Thoughts here)

by **CrashburnAlley** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 03:17:23

lethal wrote:
Houshphandzadeh wrote:At Quizzo tonight, we had no clue what the WS trophy was called. We felt dumb

Is it named after a commissioner? Why do I think its Ford Frick?

I think Frick is for broadcasters. HK won it IIRC.

by **Ace Rothstein** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 03:29:03

Houshphandzadeh wrote:At Quizzo tonight, we had no clue what the WS trophy was called. We felt dumb

commisioner trophy ?

by **Grotewold** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 09:27:28

Chucked from Wegman's for suggesting Mrs. Claus touch my south pole

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 10:10:11

Ace Rothstein wrote:
Houshphandzadeh wrote:At Quizzo tonight, we had no clue what the WS trophy was called. We felt dumb

commisioner trophy ?

Yeah, the Commissioner's Trophy.

by **Woody** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 10:12:48

Grotewold wrote:Chucked from Wegman's for suggesting Mrs. Claus touch my south pole

I hope this is even 80% true

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 10:15:14

0/10 for class participation leaves me with an 89/100 for the win

by **Werthless** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 10:37:07

CrashburnAlley wrote:To my neighbor b*tching over an unmarked parking space on the street she believes she owns the rights to: GFYS. Thanks.

If she shoveled it out, it's hers for the near future. Don't move her lawnchair.

by **Bucky** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 10:43:29

i see you've adapted to e. falls quite nicely

by 1 » Tue Dec 22, 2009 11:10:46

Houshphandzadeh wrote:0/10 for class participation leaves me with an 89/100 for the win

ha. i got a 70 something on my final for networking and operating systems (i got a 68 on the pretest- before the class even started) and still got a 98.

by **TheFrank** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 12:09:09

My cashier at the grocery store today was named "Skylit"

by **Bucky** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 12:10:24

destined to be an oldies DJ

by **Slowhand** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 12:22:29

I met a couple of interesting Chinese Triads the other day.

by **uncle milt** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 12:31:12

work is so stupid today. everyone's just sitting around and eating cookies and waiting to go home.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 12:32:10

I have so much work to do I want to kill

by **Grotewold** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 12:49:27

I have four hours of cleaning (turlets!) ahead of me, but I do have Bud and an Ipod.

by **Grotewold** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 12:52:47

Houshphandzadeh wrote:I have so much work to do I want to kill

WWTSD

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 12:55:52

handle the situation, get a few numbers, hit the gym to work on his fitness

eheh

by **dajafi** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 13:28:45

At the office today. Really, really, really want to give them notice that I'm leaving (both for personal satisfaction reasons and to make sure that I can do as much as I can to ease the transition). Can't do it--or at least shouldn't--until the city sends me an offer letter. Frustration setting in.

by **MrsVox** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 13:40:50

I'm editing home movies that have just been piling up since, oh, 2005. Got a good one from the week after Father's Day 2005, with the Phils v. Red Sox in the background, and Vox lamenting the pummeling we were getting.

by **Phight On!** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 14:58:06

VoxOrion wrote:So we're standing in line to see Santa for an hour and a half and there's this tiny little woman in front of us. I mean, Vox Jr is like 4' 2" and this woman was 4' 4" at absolute most. Couldn't have weighed more than 60 lbs. Her husband was normal sized, and so were her babies - it was so weird. I mean, think about it - your wife, despite the fact that she is shaped like a proper sized adult woman as near as I could reckon, is the size and weight of a seven year old. She must have to wear children's clothing. Where do you find a 20-B bra? How do you drive a car when you are that small? What do you do when your 9-month old is longer than your torso? How do you keep from rolling over and crushing her in your sleep? Do you carry her up into bed like kid when she falls asleep in the car? I mean, why not? What does it look like when she's pushing a shopping cart? Will anyone accept a credit card from her?

Little people are like bacon- they make everything better.

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