VoxOrion wrote:So someone just mentioned that the liquor stores aren't open in a lot of places on Thanksgiving. I have three frigid cold Guinness sitting in the fridge, and bunch of nasty-ass Amstel Lights that my brother drinks (seriously, that's some nasty beer - and I'm not comparing it to Guinness or art beer or anything, it's just not good).
I need an algebraic equation to figure out whether I should go buy more. There are too many variables. My brother, uncle and cousin may not drink. There have been events where they're like "No thanks" and then other events when they're like "Yes bring me two to start". So that's unpredictable. If they do, and there were no Guinness, they would be fine with Amstel and I would be able to rid my fridge of it. However, if I break out a Guinness, they're going to want a Guinness. Four minus three + good host means I don't get one. Normally three Guinness in the fridge is the right number for me. Odds are I won't drink two, but I want the third available just in case, and it covers me if Mrs Vox wants one. She'll probably drink wine tomorrow, but you never know with her. So that might mean FIVE people for three beers and I certainly can't have one tonight if I want to (and I think I'm gonna).
I guess I should just go get more, I coulda been there and back in the time it took to ponder this. Might get some Strohs too. Not for any reason I can explain properly.
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jerseyhoya wrote:My sister, the third of three children, just told my mom she was irresponsible for having three kids because overpopulation is ruining the environment and the planet. Oh boy, you send a kid to college and they turn into a hippie retard.
swishnicholson wrote:Mickey appears to be wearing a tablecloth over black jeans, so if you have to throw something together last minute that might be the way to go.
I think a leisure suit is the way to go. It says "I am relaxing, but seriously". It's like a power/speed index you can wear. I can't imagine why they went out of style.
And there are lots of pockets to put your bifocals in.
TenuredVulture wrote:swishnicholson wrote:Mickey appears to be wearing a tablecloth over black jeans, so if you have to throw something together last minute that might be the way to go.
I think a leisure suit is the way to go. It says "I am relaxing, but seriously". It's like a power/speed index you can wear. I can't imagine why they went out of style.
And there are lots of pockets to put your bifocals in.
When I think leisure suit, I think lime green or pale blue. But based on e-bay, $#@! brown was the most popular color for a leisure suit. I remember my father wearing a light blue denim leisure suit with a white turtleneck. But I'd want the butterfly collar outside the lapels for sure.
CrashburnAlley wrote:jerseyhoya wrote:My sister, the third of three children, just told my mom she was irresponsible for having three kids because overpopulation is ruining the environment and the planet. Oh boy, you send a kid to college and they turn into a hippie retard.
Except it's true. However, "ruining" may be too strong a word choice. I'd go with "detrimental to".