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Postby 1 » Tue Nov 24, 2009 14:44:51

Sexual harrasment seminar

Just finished the video. Better than I could have ever imagined!
Fine. You wanna act like you're two? I'll act like I'm one.

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Postby Bakestar » Tue Nov 24, 2009 14:50:01

1 wrote:Sexual harrasment seminar

Just finished the video. Better than I could have ever imagined!


Leering boss, bad mustache, ominous synth music?
Foreskin stupid

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Postby lethal » Tue Nov 24, 2009 15:01:08

Pandora keeps playing all this Christmas music. It is not even Thanksgiving yet!

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Postby 1 » Tue Nov 24, 2009 15:07:50

Bakestar wrote:
1 wrote:Sexual harrasment seminar

Just finished the video. Better than I could have ever imagined!


Leering boss, bad mustache, ominous synth music?


this is EASILY three weeks' worth of lunch discussion
Fine. You wanna act like you're two? I'll act like I'm one.

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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Tue Nov 24, 2009 17:04:52

There's a girl who works in another department and all I know about her is she made out with Pete Yorn once.

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Postby td11 » Tue Nov 24, 2009 17:05:36

man, they put ketchup instead of crushed hot peppers on this cheese steak. dicks
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Postby td11 » Tue Nov 24, 2009 17:06:12

Houshphandzadeh wrote:There's a girl who works in another department and all I know about her is she made out with Pete Yorn once.


i know a girl who allegedly slept with john mayer
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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Tue Nov 24, 2009 17:10:47

then you also know she's got the herpy derp

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Postby td11 » Tue Nov 24, 2009 17:11:50

damnit, well, i made out with her once
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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Tue Nov 24, 2009 17:12:16

it's cool if the sores were closed

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Postby Slowhand » Tue Nov 24, 2009 19:22:12

The local Best Buy has idiots camping out already.
How dare you interrupt my Lime Rickey!

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Postby jerseyhoya » Tue Nov 24, 2009 19:36:59

When I was hoping for someone to make up a trade rumor this morning, I was thinking something with a bit more flair than us signing some commie

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Postby Wizlah » Tue Nov 24, 2009 19:39:03

used to be academics couldn't write in a horrible, garbled, fuck-you-up-with-50-subclauses way whilst making up new words in german that even german philosophers have never heard of before. And I could live with that, really.

Now though, it is apparent that they just can't write.

what ARE they teaching them in school these days?
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Postby Barry Jive » Tue Nov 24, 2009 20:06:48

Esquire's article about good boxed wine made it seem like you could just pick this stuff up anywhere. PLCB blows.
no offense but you are everything that's wrong with America

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Postby TenuredVulture » Tue Nov 24, 2009 20:10:42

Wizlah wrote:used to be academics couldn't write in a horrible, garbled, $#@!-you-up-with-50-subclauses way whilst making up new words in german that even german philosophers have never heard of before. And I could live with that, really.

Now though, it is apparent that they just can't write.

what ARE they teaching them in school these days?


Hey. I can say with confidence I've never made up a German word.
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Postby MrsVox » Tue Nov 24, 2009 20:15:50

Barry Jive wrote:Esquire's article about good boxed wine made it seem like you could just pick this stuff up anywhere. PLCB blows.


We tried some out, Black Box, it was OK. Our local liquor store has a boxed wine section, and it was pretty picked over yesterday, with just the Franzia selection packed full.

And our liquor store has a Twitter feed...

I :h: our liquor store....

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Postby Wizlah » Tue Nov 24, 2009 20:16:13

TenuredVulture wrote:
Wizlah wrote:used to be academics couldn't write in a horrible, garbled, $#@!-you-up-with-50-subclauses way whilst making up new words in german that even german philosophers have never heard of before. And I could live with that, really.

Now though, it is apparent that they just can't write.

what ARE they teaching them in school these days?


Hey. I can say with confidence I've never made up a German word.


thats cos oul' Tom wasne speakin' in Hun. I bet you love the subclauses though, all littered with semicolons. You dirty slag. You laaave it, dontcha?
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Postby Barry Jive » Tue Nov 24, 2009 20:37:51

When I had a beard over the summer my dad decided to start growing one because, having been a cop for 20-some years, he hasn't had one since before I was born.

He looks like Santa Claus now. It's awesome. He was at Lowe's today and some lady was their with her kid. The kid just stared, eyes wide and mouth open. I find it pretty hilarious. Santa Claus--he goes to the hardware store! He's just like us!
no offense but you are everything that's wrong with America

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Postby Trent Steele » Tue Nov 24, 2009 20:40:09

Wizlah wrote:
TenuredVulture wrote:
Wizlah wrote:used to be academics couldn't write in a horrible, garbled, $#@!-you-up-with-50-subclauses way whilst making up new words in german that even german philosophers have never heard of before. And I could live with that, really.

Now though, it is apparent that they just can't write.

what ARE they teaching them in school these days?


Hey. I can say with confidence I've never made up a German word.


thats cos oul' Tom wasne speakin' in Hun. I bet you love the subclauses though, all littered with semicolons. You dirty slag. You laaave it, dontcha?


I use more semicolons in my writing than any lawyer since the mid-1800s
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Postby jerseyhoya » Tue Nov 24, 2009 21:48:54

The people in the PSU thread are overquoters

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