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by **Werthless** » Tue Oct 20, 2009 12:16:26

pointy elbows

by **philliesr98** » Tue Oct 20, 2009 12:39:32

BigEd76 wrote:
philliesr98 wrote:
BigEd76 wrote:A Bud Light girl that's a "6"?

Thank you Ed for bringing to light the MAIN HOLE in this plot.

What's her issue? Big nose? Horse teeth? Second toe longer than the big toe?

lies?

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Tue Oct 20, 2009 12:40:44

if she's lying, that means she wants you

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Tue Oct 20, 2009 12:41:00

and whoever heard of lying effecting the scale anyway

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Tue Oct 20, 2009 12:41:14

toronto film festival gave her a 7

by **Grotewold** » Tue Oct 20, 2009 12:42:46

Houshphandzadeh wrote:toronto film festival gave her a 7

10.0 from Aint it Cool News

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Tue Oct 20, 2009 13:45:12

jean skirt

jean shirt

by **Slowhand** » Tue Oct 20, 2009 14:21:40

I bought an iPhone and a loop pedal for my geetar today. This is more than I've accomplished in one day in quite a while.

by **Woody** » Tue Oct 20, 2009 14:45:23

Thank you center city water main break for canceling class tonight

by **Grotewold** » Tue Oct 20, 2009 14:48:06

Frou frou mba candidates probably bring their own bottles anyway

by **Woody** » Tue Oct 20, 2009 14:55:14

yeah but we don't paddle our own boats

by **phatj** » Tue Oct 20, 2009 16:08:19

At the bank just now one of the tellers had a tag that said "I'm Multi-langual?".

by **BigEd76** » Tue Oct 20, 2009 16:12:47

So they speak redneck too? "I'm fixin for a Coke, y'all."

by **philliesr98** » Tue Oct 20, 2009 16:31:52

Houshphandzadeh wrote:and whoever heard of lying effecting the scale anyway

correct, judgment was distorted there, thanks for honing it back in.

by **philliesr98** » Tue Oct 20, 2009 16:32:34

phatj wrote:At the bank just now one of the tellers had a tag that said "I'm Multi-langual?".

kinky

by **lethal** » Tue Oct 20, 2009 16:51:20

Woody wrote:Thank you center city water main break for canceling class tonight

A few years ago, they closed school and canceled all classes at Georgetown Law because of snow. The students sued the school. They've never closed the school for snow since.

by **Bakestar** » Tue Oct 20, 2009 17:30:08

lethal wrote:
Woody wrote:Thank you center city water main break for canceling class tonight

A few years ago, they closed school and canceled all classes at Georgetown Law because of snow. The students sued the school. They've never closed the school for snow since.

What a bunch of fucking nerds for doing that. "Oh, Teacher, you forgot to tell us the homework assignment!"

by **CFP** » Tue Oct 20, 2009 18:44:47

Wow, Maria Shriver is on Nightly News right now and looks awful.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Tue Oct 20, 2009 18:45:57

way to close at six comic book dicks

by **jerseyhoya** » Tue Oct 20, 2009 20:20:38

My brother, who graduated in May, has gone back to college three times since Labor Day. The first time he got his laptop stolen. The second he broke his hand riding a mechanical bull while drunk. The third he got swine flu.

Maybe he should get a job and stop spending weekends at his old frat house.

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