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by **lethal** » Tue Oct 20, 2009 10:23:45

That 7:30 AM conference call was murder.

by **Woody** » Tue Oct 20, 2009 10:29:17

this thread needs more Hendricks

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Tue Oct 20, 2009 10:30:03

by gr » Tue Oct 20, 2009 10:35:05

On the Richter Scale

by **philliesr98** » Tue Oct 20, 2009 11:23:16

Ok so some chick keeps messaging me and wants to go out for drinks and stuff... i say sure whatever, probably about a 6, not too hot.

but now im creeped out because she keeps pushing the issue and baiting me with possible world series box tickets because she is a "budlight" girl...

this has disaster, date rape, and monumental disappointment written all over it.

but i have to investigate this a bit further right?

by **Grotewold** » Tue Oct 20, 2009 11:24:28

philliesr98 wrote:Ok so some chick keeps messaging me and wants to go out for drinks and stuff... i say sure whatever, probably about a 6, not too hot.

but now im creeped out because she keeps pushing the issue and baiting me with possible world series box tickets because she is a "budlight" girl...

this has disaster, date rape, and monumental disappointment written all over it.

but i have to investigate this a bit further right?

that's a box ticket alright...

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Tue Oct 20, 2009 11:24:32

go get date raped at the world series

if you bail can i pretend i r you?

by **Woody** » Tue Oct 20, 2009 11:25:09

why are you even questioning this, what are you brad pitt or something? A 6 becomes an 11 if she has box seats to the WS what the hell are you even talking about man, get a hold of yourself

by **Werthless** » Tue Oct 20, 2009 11:25:52

If she takes you to a WS game, you better put out. Maybe buy a ring, just in case the seats are really good.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Tue Oct 20, 2009 11:27:18

lick it

by **BigEd76** » Tue Oct 20, 2009 11:28:32

A Bud Light girl that's a "6"?

by **Werthless** » Tue Oct 20, 2009 11:29:24

butterface?

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Tue Oct 20, 2009 11:29:45

trent loves a budderface

by **Werthless** » Tue Oct 20, 2009 11:29:47

Or he's Brad Pitt!

by **Woody** » Tue Oct 20, 2009 11:36:18

I think the lesson here is don't look a gift whore in the mouth

by **philliesr98** » Tue Oct 20, 2009 11:44:31

BigEd76 wrote:A Bud Light girl that's a "6"?

Thank you Ed for bringing to light the MAIN HOLE in this plot.

by **Woody** » Tue Oct 20, 2009 11:55:31

Maybe it's a metric 6?

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Tue Oct 20, 2009 11:59:45

Christy Turlington is the hottest thing that ever happened

by **Grotewold** » Tue Oct 20, 2009 12:01:46

I met her on a newspaper assignment at my first job. One day, the Bald Eagle Area comptroller. The next day, Christy Turlington.

by **BigEd76** » Tue Oct 20, 2009 12:07:05

philliesr98 wrote:
BigEd76 wrote:A Bud Light girl that's a "6"?

Thank you Ed for bringing to light the MAIN HOLE in this plot.

What's her issue? Big nose? Horse teeth? Second toe longer than the big toe?

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