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by **z ipper** » Sun Oct 18, 2009 16:55:33

i saw a vanity license plate the other day that read "2nd wife." it was on a honda pilot. what is this plate trying to tell me?

by **phatj** » Sun Oct 18, 2009 17:39:15

I think I have the flu. :ce:

by **jerseyhoya** » Sun Oct 18, 2009 18:06:14

I wish the Eagles were winning by a lot so I could go take a two hour nap

by **Slowhand** » Sun Oct 18, 2009 19:24:13

So a large pizza from Pizza Hut is not very large at all. I was hoping I'd have leftovers, but I think I'll probably annihilate this in one sitting.

by **TenuredVulture** » Sun Oct 18, 2009 19:41:37

Slowhand wrote:So a large pizza from Pizza Hut is not very large at all. I was hoping I'd have leftovers, but I think I'll probably annihilate this in one sitting.

Not only is it small, but it's a pretty shitty pizza.

by **Slowhand** » Sun Oct 18, 2009 19:53:38

TenuredVulture wrote:
Slowhand wrote:So a large pizza from Pizza Hut is not very large at all. I was hoping I'd have leftovers, but I think I'll probably annihilate this in one sitting.

Not only is it small, but it's a pretty $#@! pizza.

You ain't kidding. I have leftovers, but it wasn't because I wasn't hungry. I hadn't had Pizza Hut in a while and now I remember why.

by **jerseyhoya** » Mon Oct 19, 2009 00:11:22

I think Vox needs to get drunk and write about his moderators again

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Mon Oct 19, 2009 00:13:04

CrashburnAlley wrote:The sign of a competent professor:

Assignment 2
Status: The instructor opened your assignment, but hasn't graded it yet.
Posted on: 9/8/2009 9:07:34 AM

This is one of the more cryptic posts I can remember.

by **Wizlah** » Mon Oct 19, 2009 09:18:15

So far, this weekend has gone well. Picked up two freelance jobs, moved the deadline on one so that I could get it done without cutting into finishing up my coursework, got offered an interview for a freelance events gig, passed driving theory test, and most importantly, wizlette made it through surgery okay.

All that and 2-1 up.

That's what I call fuckin' rapid.

by **uncle milt** » Mon Oct 19, 2009 09:26:01

i had a dream last night that i played the role of thornton melon's son in a sequal to "back to school", and we shot a scene where rodney dangerfield and i were swimming in the ocean and a shark showed up and RD used a wave to pull off a modified triple lindy and scare him away.

by **CalvinBall** » Mon Oct 19, 2009 13:05:11

for someone to think that this balloon boy hoax was a good idea is awesome to me.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Mon Oct 19, 2009 13:07:44

What was their plan for how this would end? is what I want to know

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Mon Oct 19, 2009 13:18:22

I don't feel like dressing up for Halloween.

by **Barry Jive** » Mon Oct 19, 2009 13:23:18

They're bringing some interviewees through the room today. The first one came in, got the tour, and when they ran her name for warrants, she came back with one from the vice unit for prostitution.

She had a warrant out for her arrest on prostitution charges...and she walked into police HQ...to interview with a job in the police department.

by **TenuredVulture** » Mon Oct 19, 2009 13:27:54

Barry Jive wrote:They're bringing some interviewees through the room today. The first one came in, got the tour, and when they ran her name for warrants, she came back with one from the vice unit for prostitution.

She had a warrant out for her arrest on prostitution charges...and she walked into police HQ...to interview with a job in the police department.

Maybe she figured if she were one of you, they'd forget all about the prostitution charge.

by **Grotewold** » Mon Oct 19, 2009 13:28:53

How much you wanna bet a cop was her john

by **PrattRules** » Mon Oct 19, 2009 13:57:09

z ipper wrote:i saw a vanity license plate the other day that read "2nd wife." it was on a honda pilot. what is this plate trying to tell me?

I saw a "BORT" license plate last week.

by **CrashburnAlley** » Mon Oct 19, 2009 14:33:26

PrattRules wrote:
z ipper wrote:i saw a vanity license plate the other day that read "2nd wife." it was on a honda pilot. what is this plate trying to tell me?

I saw a "BORT" license plate last week.

by **Barry Jive** » Mon Oct 19, 2009 15:20:06

Grotewold wrote:How much you wanna bet a cop was her john

I'll give you 3:2 odds.

by **The Dude** » Mon Oct 19, 2009 16:07:48

my office smells like a sulfur pit

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