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Postby Woody » Thu Jun 25, 2009 11:20:04

TenuredVulture wrote:
Woody wrote:Getting a google alert to your inbox that a dude from your company was found dead in his shore house is really $#@! up


Did he have a nice office? I'd stake a claim now and get out of that cubicle.


HAHAHAHA
you sure do seem to have a lot of time on your hands to be on this forum? Do you have a job? Are you a shut-in?

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Postby Trent Steele » Thu Jun 25, 2009 11:27:58

I want to go golf today. Anyone want to bail on work and join me?
I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater.

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Postby Woody » Thu Jun 25, 2009 11:29:32

will there be beer involved
you sure do seem to have a lot of time on your hands to be on this forum? Do you have a job? Are you a shut-in?

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Postby lethal » Thu Jun 25, 2009 11:38:17

I would go. Sucks that I live 2 hours away. Also sucks that when you have time to do things, you don't have the money and vice versa.

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Postby Trent Steele » Thu Jun 25, 2009 11:40:10

Woody wrote:will there be beer involved


Is there any other way?
I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater.

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Postby philliesr98 » Thu Jun 25, 2009 11:56:29

Trent Steele wrote:I want to go golf today. Anyone want to bail on work and join me?


I would in a fucking heartbeat, but im running super low on the PTO

would i school you trent, handicap?
None of you have probably ever eaten steak with me or rice and beans with me to understand what the man is about. -pedro

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Postby Trent Steele » Thu Jun 25, 2009 11:58:10

philliesr98 wrote:
Trent Steele wrote:I want to go golf today. Anyone want to bail on work and join me?


I would in a $#@! heartbeat, but im running super low on the PTO

would i school you trent, handicap?


You most certainly would. I don't play enough to be any good. Last time out I shot 92 at Philly Cricket Club (Flourtown)
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Postby jerseyhoya » Thu Jun 25, 2009 11:59:49

My last three meals:

Chicken soft tacos, made at home (dinner)
Chicken salad with pinto beans from Chipotle (lunch)
Chicken burrito from Chipotle (dinner)

For today (projected):

Chicken and beef soft tacos, from Taco Bell (lunch)
Leftover chicken soft tacos, made at home (dinner)

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Postby Werthless » Thu Jun 25, 2009 12:06:48

Bad timing on your toilet breaking.

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Postby philliesr98 » Thu Jun 25, 2009 12:09:51

Trent Steele wrote:
philliesr98 wrote:
Trent Steele wrote:I want to go golf today. Anyone want to bail on work and join me?


I would in a $#@! heartbeat, but im running super low on the PTO

would i school you trent, handicap?


You most certainly would. I don't play enough to be any good. Last time out I shot 92 at Philly Cricket Club (Flourtown)


I dont golf near enough to be as consistent as I once was, id imagine if it was a decent course it'd be a close one

obviously depends on beer consumption though...
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Postby Phan In Phlorida » Thu Jun 25, 2009 12:14:14

z ipper wrote:Image

Imagine the outrage from the sanctimonious if some heavy metal band put out an album titled "Super Seven Incher" with that as the cover.

Hmmmm, photoshop idea...
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Postby WilliamC » Thu Jun 25, 2009 15:51:29

this is still my favorite photoshop I think

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Do it again!

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Postby WilliamC » Thu Jun 25, 2009 15:53:44

I posted that before even seeing the PiP's post. Burger King's commercials are like almost R-rated. Especially that one where all the girls are having orgasms over the mini burgers.
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Postby smitty » Thu Jun 25, 2009 15:54:02

Something about today reminded me about fronts that I hate. I'll tell you what -- I've never been too keen about the Russian Front. Nope. Don't like that one at all.
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Postby Bucky » Thu Jun 25, 2009 16:55:19

WilliamC wrote:this is still my favorite photoshop I think

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Coupled with one of my favorite jokes:

Reporter: "Mr. Bush, what is your opinion of Roe vs. Wade"?

President Bush: "I don't care how those people get out of New Orleans".

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Postby WilliamC » Thu Jun 25, 2009 18:16:19

Someone on philaphans said "I wonder if he can moonwalk through the fires of hell?"

I about went into cardiac arrest myself. That's pretty good.
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Postby Barry Jive » Thu Jun 25, 2009 18:26:19

whereas i usually just feign sadness when someone i generally like dies (Michael Jackson, probable kid-toucher, made some awesome music and I generally like him), now i'm getting angry. because Michael Jackson has done nothing for me since "Black or White," and that song's debatable. in fact, he's done some reprehensible stuff since then musically, much less as a person. i'm glad he's dead.
no offense but you are everything that's wrong with America

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Postby WilliamC » Thu Jun 25, 2009 18:31:22

Barry Jive wrote: i'm glad he's dead.


Agree and I don't feel bad saying it.
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Postby jerseyhoya » Thu Jun 25, 2009 18:32:16

WilliamC wrote:
Barry Jive wrote: i'm glad he's dead.


Agree and I don't feel bad saying it.

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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Thu Jun 25, 2009 18:32:39

Barry Jive wrote:whereas i usually just feign sadness when someone i generally like dies (Michael Jackson, probable kid-toucher, made some awesome music and I generally like him), now i'm getting angry. because Michael Jackson has done nothing for me since "Black or White," and that song's debatable. in fact, he's done some reprehensible stuff since then musically, much less as a person. i'm glad he's dead.

Invincible had some good tracks

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