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by **Barry Jive** » Sat May 02, 2009 02:24:39

I'm 23 going on 24 in a couple months. It was never a priority for me. It's not that I didn't want to go; the opportunity just never really presented itself. I had a girlfriend at 18 who may have castrated me if I'd gone to a strip club (live and learn), and after that it was just a matter of being in the right group of people at the right time. And living in State College it always seemed kind of a hassle to get to the End Zone because no one ever wanted to DD.

by **kruker** » Sat May 02, 2009 02:39:52

That makes sense. I always have a great time at strip clubs, even more so when you take some girls with you. Last time I went I got the girl I was hooking up with to do amateur night. So that was kind of cool.

by **phatj** » Sat May 02, 2009 07:50:21

I enjoyed my first strip club visit, when I was in college, probably age 20. The girls were hella hot, as the club was holding a "Miss Nude PA" pageant and they brought in stripper All-Stars from far and wide. It was boner city. Subsequent visits were incrementally less enjoyable, as I realized that if you can't fuck the girls (at least not on my budget) it's really just an exercise in frustration.

I specifically asked my best man to not include a strip club visit in my bachelor party. Instead, he imported strippers, which was an unpleasant experience at the time as they were fat and old, but is a pretty hilarious memory in retrospect.

by **The Dude** » Sat May 02, 2009 09:25:28

Ugh, today will stink. We are going over to my mother-in-law's soon b/c they have to put their dog down today.

by **kruker** » Sat May 02, 2009 09:54:38

phatj wrote: Subsequent visits were incrementally less enjoyable, as I realized that if you can't $#@! the girls (at least not on my budget) it's really just an exercise in frustration.

That's why you take some girls with you. Can't recommend that enough.

by **TenuredVulture** » Sat May 02, 2009 09:57:16

The Dude wrote:Ugh, today will stink. We are going over to my mother-in-law's soon b/c they have to put their dog down today.

It's shit like this that make me glad I'm over 1300 miles away from my nearest in-law.

Will they at least put the game on? Is there going to be beer? That was always the worst thing about my in-laws--they don't drink or watch sports on tv.

by **The Dude** » Sat May 02, 2009 09:58:10

I like the dog, that's why it's going to suck.

by **TenuredVulture** » Sat May 02, 2009 09:58:41

swishnicholson wrote:
TenuredVulture wrote:
Warszawa wrote:
Ramon Gris wrote:
td11 wrote:i don't think heels are sexy

Yeah, I think that's an eighties thing.

not as bad as boots

I am an eighties child, and I find both sexy.

You really should make a 2009 blog post, TV, just because.

I've thought about it.

by **Bill McNeal** » Sat May 02, 2009 10:10:17

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHY8NKj3RKs[/youtube]

by **kruker** » Sat May 02, 2009 10:30:24

There's only one.....

by **jerseyhoya** » Sat May 02, 2009 10:42:58

kruker wrote:There's only one.....

by **CalvinBall** » Sat May 02, 2009 10:59:43

I have answered 4 questions on ChaCha and have earned 64 cents so far.

by **TenuredVulture** » Sat May 02, 2009 17:18:38

I planted some stuff today. It looks like it's going to rain. But it might not. I'll need to get out there and water everything if it doesn't.

by **VoxOrion** » Sat May 02, 2009 17:50:41

What the hell is this?

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZ25gm4La_c[/youtube]

by **Bucky** » Sat May 02, 2009 18:19:01

It's the Phillie Phanatic fighting Darth Vader? Just a guess.

by **VoxOrion** » Sat May 02, 2009 23:00:58

I hope these guys make a billion dollars:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQBjJjpkjl0[/youtube]

by **phatj** » Sat May 02, 2009 23:09:27

So the environmental advantage of that box is that you don't have to wash four plates?

by **Bakestar** » Sat May 02, 2009 23:25:38

phatj wrote:So the environmental advantage of that box is that you don't have to wash four plates?

Or wrap leftover slices in foil or whatever.

Or, imagine the convenience factor if you order a pizza and don't have any plates (paper or otherwise) around.

This is pretty rad.

by **TenuredVulture** » Sat May 02, 2009 23:26:24

VoxOrion wrote:I hope these guys make a billion dollars:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch.v=gQBjJjpkjl0[/youtube]

That guy who invented the little plastic thing that kept the top of the pizza box off the pizza did pretty well. I don't know if he made a billion though.

by **TenuredVulture** » Sat May 02, 2009 23:28:55

Bakestar wrote:
phatj wrote:So the environmental advantage of that box is that you don't have to wash four plates?

Or wrap leftover slices in foil or whatever.

Or, imagine the convenience factor if you order a pizza and don't have any plates (paper or otherwise) around.

This is pretty rad.

It's environmental impact is probably negligible. But there is a convenience element. It's kind of a pain to put the whole pizza box in the fridge for leftovers, and the ability to tear up the box is somewhat convenient. But if I had a plate, I'd use that.

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