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by **Barry Jive** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 00:48:45

binging sounds so fun, though

by **Barry Jive** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 01:11:29

i fucking love the Stones and i still can't understand how anyone thinks they're better than the Beatles

by **Barry Jive** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 02:38:02

GIGAAAANTIC
GIGAAAANTIC
GIGAAAANTIC
OUR BIG BIG LOVE

by **td11** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 04:28:05

BUCKY IN DA HOUSE. bet you're just waking up.

only 2 more days 'til late innings amy adams appearances. (ps-- are we sticking with her this season?)

by **td11** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 04:28:41

i'm going to bed now. gonna go see "i love you man" tomorrow with my best friend.

by **Bucky** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 04:29:11

OH YEAH AMY STAYS IN THE RUBEN REGIME

(and yeah I just woke up with a killah toothache)

by **CFP** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 04:31:17

My roommate, his friend from UD, and some other friends from my res hall went out tonight and have not come back. It's gotten to the point where I am kinda worried. Hence me being up at 4:30 when I have class at 9.

by **Bakestar** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 08:22:02

update CFP?

by **momadance** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 13:12:05

CFP wrote:My roommate, his friend from UD, and some other friends from my res hall went out tonight and have not come back. It's gotten to the point where I am kinda worried. Hence me being up at 4:30 when I have class at 9.

They're meeting some tail on the other side of the lake.

by **momadance** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 13:12:21

I shoulda made the fat chick jump out the window.

by **CFP** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 13:33:31

They ended up fine. They stayed at the one girl's friend's place. Needless to say I skipped all my classes today as I was up all night. Surprising how worried I really was. Ugh.

by **Woody** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 13:34:23

CFP wrote:They ended up fine. They stayed at the one girl's friend's place. Needless to say I skipped all my classes today as I was up all night. Surprising how worried I really was. Ugh.

why were you worried?

by **Bucky** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 13:44:57

STD'S WODDY STD'S

Website · by **Wolfgang622** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 13:52:09

Last night, my wife and I were driving home from down town late, around 12:30. We were on 24th Street, between Spruce and Pine: a nice part of town. So, this thing - an animal - starts to cross the road in front of us, quite slowly. It looks like a cat, but not really. It has pointy ears and a snout. I slowed down, and remember saying "What the hell is that?" And when we got a good look at it, it was no fuck-ing cat. I refused to believe at first what my wife was trying to tell me and what was almost certainly the truth: it was a fuck-ing rat. I tried to tell myself it was a possum at first. It was too frightening to believe it could have been a rat: it walked slow (every one I've ever seen in the city is usually moving at a good clip), and this thing was, without exaggeration, at least twice the size of any rat I've ever seen in the city before.

When I finally accepted reality- that that thing was a rat - I literally felt emotionally scarred by the experience. I mean, this was the Elephant Man of rats. Far uglier than any rat I've ever seen. It moved slowly, as if it were a hulking giant. It reminded me, in a weird way, of the old Warner Brothers cartoon short of Tweety bird parodying "Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde," when Tweety gets the formula and turns into this gigantic, deformed, mostrous version of himself. That was what this rat was like. Then, I had a feeling I'd never had before: I actually regretted not running it the fuck over when I had the chance. This thing simply shouldn't have been. If you told me hell was real and this was the proof, I think I would be inclined to agree.

Foul. Odious. Horrible. All of these things, and more.

by **jerseyhoya** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 13:55:35

It's new poster day at BSG.

Come for the Phillies talk, stay for the constant reassurance that you aren't the most degenerate Phillies fan with a college degree and genius level IQ.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 14:00:24

What's with people, particularly able-bodied men, who get on the bus just to go from Fitzwater to Spruce? It's like six blocks, for chrissake.

And what's with the strategy of walking up Broad but looking back every block to see if the bus is coming? Pretty regularly someone walks by me while I'm waiting for the bus and then they get on the bus three blocks later. Make a decision and stick to it.

Website · by **Wolfgang622** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 14:02:07

Houshphandzadeh wrote:And what's with the strategy of walking up Broad but looking back every block to see if the bus is coming? Pretty regularly someone walks by me while I'm waiting for the bus and then they get on the bus three blocks later. Make a decision and stick to it.

I've done this, or its equivalent. I hate standing still just waiting. If I walk from block to block, I feel like I'm making progress, even though I know it's really not.

by **jerseyhoya** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 14:03:46

Jesus christ what the hell is going on in New York?

Disgusting.

by **jerseyhoya** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 14:09:04

Asians are really doing some big time work with their mass killings recently.

by **TenuredVulture** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 14:10:27

jerseyhoya wrote:Asians are really doing some big time work with their mass killings recently.

Mass murder--it's not just for angry white guys anymore.

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