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by **Bakestar** » Wed Mar 25, 2009 11:49:07

I'm the only person at the office capable of changing the bottle on the water cooler. I need to use this to my advantage, and enact an embargo of some kind.

by **jerseyhoya** » Wed Mar 25, 2009 11:51:50

CalvinBall wrote:I am certainly going to miss the freedom of being able to take days off whenever I want once I get a real full time job and am no longer a substitute teacher.

I'm going to miss not having to wear pants if/when I ever get a real job again that requires going to an office.

by **TenuredVulture** » Wed Mar 25, 2009 12:21:50

Jim Morrison might be alive.

by **Woody** » Wed Mar 25, 2009 12:23:21

Bakestar wrote:I'm the only person at the office capable of changing the bottle on the water cooler. I need to use this to my advantage, and enact an embargo of some kind.

Do you have midgets and elves for coworkers?

by **Slowhand** » Wed Mar 25, 2009 12:32:16

Woody wrote:
Bakestar wrote:I'm the only person at the office capable of changing the bottle on the water cooler. I need to use this to my advantage, and enact an embargo of some kind.

Do you have midgets and elves for coworkers?

Just retards and/or lazies I'm guessing.

by **Bakestar** » Wed Mar 25, 2009 12:32:42

Woody wrote:
Bakestar wrote:I'm the only person at the office capable of changing the bottle on the water cooler. I need to use this to my advantage, and enact an embargo of some kind.

Do you have midgets and elves for coworkers?

Everyone is either old, injured, or I-can't-do-that-I'm-a-girl.

by **Woody** » Wed Mar 25, 2009 12:35:56

Dammit, I was hoping for a law office that exclusively employed midgets and Phillies bloggers. The sitcom residuals would be off the hook

by **Grotewold** » Wed Mar 25, 2009 12:36:38

Am I crazy or do very few of the threads make sense today

by **Bakestar** » Wed Mar 25, 2009 12:36:45

Woody wrote:Dammit, I was hoping for a law office that exclusively employed midgets and Phillies bloggers. The sitcom residuals would be off the hook

check ur pm's

by **jerseyhoya** » Wed Mar 25, 2009 12:48:11

Grotewold wrote:Am I crazy or do very few of the threads make sense today

I think the season needs to start.

by **my cousin mose** » Wed Mar 25, 2009 12:49:14

seriously. april 5th? wtf

by **jerseyhoya** » Wed Mar 25, 2009 13:10:59

Werthless wrote:I don't know, as an Austrian, I think something needs to be done to reign in our monetary and fiscal whoring.

Two Austrians who believe in restraint.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Wed Mar 25, 2009 13:31:46

I enjoy being the most physically capable person at my work. It's a rare situation for me.

I'm sick as hell today.

by **TenuredVulture** » Wed Mar 25, 2009 13:37:39

Houshphandzadeh wrote:I enjoy being the most physically capable person at my work. It's a rare situation for me.

I'm sick as hell today.

You work in a library, in an art museum.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Wed Mar 25, 2009 13:42:01

That's why it's a rare situation. If I worked anywhere else, there would probably be a bigger dude than me.

by **uncle milt** » Wed Mar 25, 2009 14:23:29

the one time i almost hooked up with a black girl, by uncle milt

back in the college days i was at a party and somehow ended up in a situation where a really cute black girl was sitting on my lap. right as we got toward the moment i'd have done something, a buddy and a kid from the group hosting the party ran into the living room grumbling about something that the host's girlfriend's ex-boyfriend had just done, and how he had to go and fight him. apparently, this meant we all had to go- in case the other guy's friends were there and would jump in once he undoubtedly starting winning. if i wasn't drunk, or if these were just my friends, there's no way i'd have gone along with the plan, but with those not being the case, and with my not wanting to look like a wimp with this girl on my lap, i sprung into action. so it's like 1AM, and we're running in some crappy neighborhood in south philly, because this ex-boyfriend lives like eleventy billion blocks from where we were. i'm getting winded, and turn to my best friend to ask him why we have to run there and inform him that i don't know how to fight. he reassures me that a gang brawl probably won't even be necessary. once we arrive, the host and this kid reach some sort of white trash accord, and all is well. only we're crazy far away. so then we walk all the way back to the party, but the girl is gone. booooo.

by **Woody** » Wed Mar 25, 2009 14:40:00

a "What have you endured just to hook up" breakout thread might be neat

by **jerseyhoya** » Wed Mar 25, 2009 14:41:43

I spent the entire night of the California recall election with the College Democrats watching them be apoplectic as Arnold got elected governor, and I didn't even make fun of them. In retrospect, it was not worth it.

by **Woody** » Wed Mar 25, 2009 14:44:27

And soon thereafter you began your transformation into Partisan Hack, Republican super villain, archnemesis to all things left

by **Woody** » Wed Mar 25, 2009 14:46:03

jerseyhoya wrote:I spent the entire night of the California recall election with the College Democrats watching them be apoplectic as Arnold got elected governor, and I didn't even make fun of them. In retrospect, it was not worth it.

I think Freud would have a field day with this by the way

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