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by **jerseyhoya** » Wed Mar 25, 2009 14:46:50

Woody wrote:And soon thereafter you began your transformation into Partisan Hack, Republican super villain, archnemesis to all things left

Indeed. I cut quite an imposing figure as I lounge about my apartment all day, wondering if I should get my hair cut or walk to the liquor store as my day's field trip.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Wed Mar 25, 2009 14:49:12

jerseyhoya wrote:I spent the entire night of the California recall election with the College Democrats watching them be apoplectic as Arnold got elected governor, and I didn't even make fun of them. In retrospect, it was not worth it.

I expected a girl at the end of this one.

by **Woody** » Wed Mar 25, 2009 14:49:31

"We had it so good the past eight years... where did it all go wrong? Where?! And when? And HOW??? I'll get you, liberals...!!!! muhahahaha!!!!!!"

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Wed Mar 25, 2009 14:49:35

"just because i give you my last gummy worm doesn't mean i love you"

by **jerseyhoya** » Wed Mar 25, 2009 14:51:48

Houshphandzadeh wrote:
jerseyhoya wrote:I spent the entire night of the California recall election with the College Democrats watching them be apoplectic as Arnold got elected governor, and I didn't even make fun of them. In retrospect, it was not worth it.

I expected a girl at the end of this one.

Well, I mean, I hooked up with one of the girls at the party at the end of the night. It wasn't worth being nice to the whole group for the evening though. She ended up being crazy in a bad way.

by **kruker** » Wed Mar 25, 2009 14:54:26

I don't know if I want to admit this......but worst thing I ever did to hook up

this is embarrassing...

went to a yoga class with the girl. It worked, but I'm ashamed of myself just thinking about it.

by **Grotewold** » Wed Mar 25, 2009 14:55:55

Fake funeral

by **Woody** » Wed Mar 25, 2009 14:58:51

Lots of really long Catholic masses

by **Bakestar** » Wed Mar 25, 2009 15:01:33

kruker wrote:I don't know if I want to admit this......but worst thing I ever did to hook up

this is embarrassing...

went to a yoga class with the girl. It worked, but I'm ashamed of myself just thinking about it.

Dude, yoga looks really sexy, until you go into the room and you realize how many farts those girls are working out by contorting their bodies so.

by **Bill McNeal** » Wed Mar 25, 2009 15:03:19

by **steagles** » Wed Mar 25, 2009 15:07:44

kruker wrote:I don't know if I want to admit this......but worst thing I ever did to hook up

this is embarrassing...

went to a yoga class with the girl. It worked, but I'm ashamed of myself just thinking about it.

steagles actually really likes yoga. i got away from it, along with all things physical for a while, but it's really a nice way to maintain strength and increase flexibility.

by **Phan In Phlorida** » Wed Mar 25, 2009 15:14:56

uncle milt wrote:the one time i almost hooked up with a black girl, by uncle milt

...

Just hook up? Heck, I almost married a créole hottie a long time ago...

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Wed Mar 25, 2009 15:24:06

I love hating on super-confessional blogs as a group activity.

by **smitty** » Wed Mar 25, 2009 15:41:27

TenuredVulture wrote:Jim Morrison might be alive.

He is:

http://www.baseball-reference.com/m/morriji01.shtml

by **kruker** » Wed Mar 25, 2009 15:53:04

Mays said Vince tried apologizing over e-mail, to which he replied, apology not accepted. "Don't knock Billy Mays off," Mays said. "Don't take my products. I take it personally. And I'm gonna take 'em back." He added, "Zorbeez was mine."

"Billy Mays doesn't take this," Mays said. "I am the ultimate pitchman."

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPLrm3Omkjg[/youtube]

by **my cousin mose** » Wed Mar 25, 2009 15:58:15

kruker wrote:
Mays said Vince tried apologizing over e-mail, to which he replied, apology not accepted. "Don't knock Billy Mays off," Mays said. "Don't take my products. I take it personally. And I'm gonna take 'em back." He added, "Zorbeez was mine."

"Billy Mays doesn't take this," Mays said. "I am the ultimate pitchman."

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch.v=GPLrm3Omkjg[/youtube]

HA! Great find, I saw this on Yahoo and seriously considered starting a thread on this myself.

Part of me still can't believe Billy Mays is that much of a dick. Who fucking still talks in the 3rd person anymore?

by **steagles** » Wed Mar 25, 2009 16:00:55

my cousin mose wrote:
kruker wrote:
Mays said Vince tried apologizing over e-mail, to which he replied, apology not accepted. "Don't knock Billy Mays off," Mays said. "Don't take my products. I take it personally. And I'm gonna take 'em back." He added, "Zorbeez was mine."

"Billy Mays doesn't take this," Mays said. "I am the ultimate pitchman."

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch.v=GPLrm3Omkjg[/youtube]

HA! Great find, I saw this on Yahoo and seriously considered starting a thread on this myself.

Part of me still can't believe Billy Mays is that much of a dick. Who $#@! still talks in the 3rd person anymore?

no comment.

by **TenuredVulture** » Wed Mar 25, 2009 17:10:41

Who knew infomercials had so much in common with pro wrestling. I suspect this is a fake, to drive up sales for both pitchmen.

I'd like see some of these pitch people wrestle

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_58_L5zyes[/youtube]

by **drsmooth** » Wed Mar 25, 2009 17:24:34

jerseyhoya wrote:
Werthless wrote:I don't know, as an Austrian, I think something needs to be done to reign in our monetary and fiscal whoring.

Two Austrians who believe in restraint.

DAMMNIT THERE'S NO WHEELIES

by **uncle milt** » Wed Mar 25, 2009 18:23:50

Woody wrote:Lots of really long Catholic masses

agnostic!

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