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by **Woody** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 09:18:41

a new guy starts in my department today. suggest a good michael scott-style april fool's joke

by **Grotewold** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 09:24:40

Woody wrote:a new guy starts in my department today. suggest a good michael scott-style april fool's joke

Give him his agenda for the big project you all have to work on this Saturday and Sunday that the hiring agent must have forgotten to tell him about

by **The Dude** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 09:42:59

i want to make a horror movie with a murderous president. He'll say "I'm going to make an executive incision"

by **Woody** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 10:07:29

The Dude wrote: He'll say "I'm going to make an executive incision"

and then he'll take his sunglasses off and roger daltry will scream YEAAAAAAAAAA

by **Werthless** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 10:29:43

Wizlah wrote:bromance is a truly $#@! word. What's wrong with 'he's my friend, alright?' Used to be calling someone your best mate or your closest friend said it all. How does bromance better describe the relationship with your closest male friend(s). How the $#@!? It makes it sound stupid and throwaway, something you'd joke about. $#@!'s sake. people who use bromance are probably prouder of the fact that they can use the word bromance than they are that they have a genuinely close connection with someone else in this world that will last until the day one of 'em $#@! dies. $#@! idiots.

$#@! bromance. It's pathetic. It's times like this I hate myself for reading the occasional bill simmons column.

I used the word bromance yesterday. But it was a punchline about 2 other dudes, so I think that's ok.

by **theycallmeSPIKE** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 10:56:09

I really hope this is a prank
I'm pretty sure I couldve come to this conclusion in 4 seconds.

by **phatj** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 11:12:01

theycallmeSPIKE wrote:I really hope this is a prank
I'm pretty sure I couldve come to this conclusion in 4 seconds.

Last line in the article:

"This paper had no serious background at all," he says.

by **theycallmeSPIKE** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 11:14:42

phatj wrote:
theycallmeSPIKE wrote:I really hope this is a prank
I'm pretty sure I couldve come to this conclusion in 4 seconds.

Last line in the article:

"This paper had no serious background at all," he says.

You're saying I've been had? I read that, but I guess I just didnt get it...

by **TenuredVulture** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 11:34:48

theycallmeSPIKE wrote:
phatj wrote:
theycallmeSPIKE wrote:I really hope this is a prank
I'm pretty sure I couldve come to this conclusion in 4 seconds.

Last line in the article:

"This paper had no serious background at all," he says.

You're saying I've been had? I read that, but I guess I just didnt get it...

I get grit in my navel sometimes.

by **theycallmeSPIKE** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 11:42:51

If I'm ever stranded and need to start a fire, I'll use my plethora of readily available lint to catch the spark.

by **jerseyhoya** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 12:19:24

I've been cooking a corned beef all morning. It smells so damn good, and I want it to be done right now.

by **Bill McNeal** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 12:28:54

TenuredVulture wrote:
theycallmeSPIKE wrote:
phatj wrote:
theycallmeSPIKE wrote:I really hope this is a prank
I'm pretty sure I couldve come to this conclusion in 4 seconds.

Last line in the article:

"This paper had no serious background at all," he says.

You're saying I've been had? I read that, but I guess I just didnt get it...

I get grit in my navel sometimes.

It's from eating breakfast with no shirt on you southerner

by **Grotewold** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 14:41:37

Why do customer service phone recordings ask you to type in your account number, only to have a person come on and ask you for your account number

by **VoxOrion** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 16:41:10

SI picks the Mets to beat the Angles for the WS in 2009 (Phillies will finish second in the NL East but win the wildcard, only to be defeated by the Cubs).

I say "Yeah, that and a world series championship will get you a world series championship"

Am I right?

eh, Woody?

by **td11** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 16:55:18

last year, i had lincecum, halladay, zambrano, duchscherer, and king felix on a team in fantasy. pretty competitive league, too.

by **VFB** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 16:57:52

anyone notice one of the posters here's avatar has a butthole?

by **phatj** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 18:32:58

VFB wrote:anyone notice one of the posters here's avatar has a butthole?

by **steagles** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 18:52:46

steagles wrote:updated things that scare steagles shitless list:

antarctica
grand canyon
heights
space

to expand on this, i'm not afraid of tornadoes or volcanoes, or earthquakes or water, but vast expanses of emptiness and geology are a massive fright of mine.

and antarctica is just a harbinger of death. the only reason there's ice on this planet, as opposed to seas and oceans that would be 10s or 100s of feet higher and 5 degrees warmer is because that huge freakin land mass to our south upsets the great ocean conveyor. in a way that prevents water at the equator from being distributed all over the world.

by **The Red Tornado** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 19:15:51

phatj wrote:
VFB wrote:anyone notice one of the posters here's avatar has a butthole?

the true ending to the Watchmen

by **steagles** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 20:03:19

so, i've got the names of the 4 main characters in my novel: drago, bly, bri, and philander.

now, i've just got to figure out how to navigate through the plot.

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