phatj wrote:

Barry Jive wrote:just shaved all my facial hair except for the mustache. it's a very liberating feeling, knowing you look like a pedophile to the rest of the world.

But do you feel like a pedophile?

i think the 8-year-old in my bed would be a better person to ask

HEYOO

I know nobody here is really interested in my book, but if you have the slightest interest in it, Amazon has just lowered the price to $33.71, 33% off the cover price. That's less than I can buy it directly from the publisher with my author's discount. Don't know how long Amazon will keep it at this price so take advantage if you're interested.

What the hell man, I just bought your book. I can make $33.00 disappear in less than 2 seconds if I'm partying.

Whether you like DD or not, having a book published is a pretty big accomplishment regardless of the subject and I honestly think he should be congratulated for it.

Awesome, Phight On! I genuinely appreciate the support! Thanks!

You got it dude. Please don't be offended when I say I probably won't read it because the only Hitchcock show that I remember (I'm sure I've seen others, I just don't remember them) is when a dude risked a finger in order to win a car on whether his lighter would ignite 10 times in a row. And then the skank comes in and takes off her glove and she only has like 2 fingers. It freaked me out when I was a kid. My mom would probably like the book though.

Either that or I'll put it on one of the like 25 coffee or end tables my wife just bought for the house. Seriously my end tables have end tables. We even have tables designed to go behind my couch. What the fuck is that about dude? Why do you need a table to go behind a couch? I traded the rest of the house for the man cave and for a while there I thought I made out like a bandit. Then the receipts started rolling in. THE POTTERY BARN IS THE FUCKING DEVIL. I thought it was like AC Moore or Michaels or something so when she said she was going there I said have fun. Now every window in the god damn house has like 4 layers of curtains- there is a white/see through one, then regular curtains, than some droopy mother fuckers, and something that pulls it all together in the middle sort of. Whatever I'm rambling now. This could turn out to be an interesting night.

WilliamC wrote:Pierced nipples can be bothersome I think. I don't like it personally.

I like girls with pierced bellybuttons and that's where I draw the line

Girls with pierced nipples, they pretty much have hard nipples all the time. I don't see how one could complain about such a thing.

Now, a girl with a pierced clit, who doesn't warn you about it; that can be unnerving.

Phight On! wrote:You got it dude. Please don't be offended when I say I probably won't read it

No offense taken at all. I don't expect anyone to read it unless it interests them.

Drugs I'd like to buy at least 100 copies so that we can use them for the celebrity/presenter swag bags at this year's Wheelies. Can I get a bulk discount

Woody wrote:Drugs I'd like to buy at least 100 copies so that we can use them for the celebrity/presenter swag bags at this year's Wheelies. Can I get a bulk discount

By this year's wheelies, do you mean the wheelies for 2009, arriving sometime in 2014?

Wizlah wrote:

Woody wrote:Drugs I'd like to buy at least 100 copies so that we can use them for the celebrity/presenter swag bags at this year's Wheelies. Can I get a bulk discount

By this year's wheelies, do you mean the wheelies for 2009, arriving sometime in 2014?

Scheduled conveniently for after the world ends in 2012.

no they're really coming soon expect a big announcement shortly

Woody wrote:Drugs I'd like to buy at least 100 copies so that we can use them for the celebrity/presenter swag bags at this year's Wheelies. Can I get a bulk discount

Sure thing.

Woody wrote:no they're really coming soon expect a big announcement shortly

I'm pretty sure that the fucked up CDA which started financial armageddon was taken out by the tux rental people who were expecting us to go all black tie for the Wheelies.

BURN BABY BURN

Woody wrote:BURN BABY BURN

MY . . . GOD.

IT'S JUST SO . . . SO evil.

YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS WOODSTER. AND YOU'R CHILDREN'S CHILDREN TOO. YOUR NAME WILL BE CURSED BY BANKERS FROM THIS DAY FORTH!

PETA chairman wants her body used for a human BBQ upon her death. She also would like her skin to be made into a purse. It's quite a list of requests.

http://www.peta.org/feat/newkirk/will.html

Werthless wrote:PETA chairman wants her body used for a human BBQ upon her death. She also would like her skin to be made into a purse. It's quite a list of requests.

http://www.peta.org/feat/newkirk/will.html

Hot naked vegetarians will garner a lot more sympathy for their cause than crazy crap like this.

Werthless wrote:PETA chairman wants her body used for a human BBQ upon her death. She also would like her skin to be made into a purse. It's quite a list of requests.

http://www.peta.org/feat/newkirk/will.html

mmm, ingrid newkirk on a spit.

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Phight On! wrote:We even have tables designed to go behind my couch. What the $#@! is that about dude? Why do you need a table to go behind a couch?

I think it's intended for putting yer pillows, blanket, etc... but I imagine the most used default is to accumulate dirty glasses, dishes, Doritos bags, and other assorted TV viewing snack paraphernalia/relics.

man, that woman is a kook.

and i used to be a card carrying member in college.