Random Thoughts, with or without steagles; preferably sans

by **my cousin mose** » Fri Mar 20, 2009 02:37:04

i've had NFG's "right where we left off' stuck in my head for fucking weeks

by **td11** » Fri Mar 20, 2009 02:37:08

i've seen some ridiculous racks recently.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Fri Mar 20, 2009 02:39:01

well springtime

i've been trying to get in good with this gift shop girl for like a year but we have no good opportunities to speak, at first i thought we had a good eye contact thing going, then i thought i creeped her out, now shes all waving at me, how did i get on this topic

by **td11** » Fri Mar 20, 2009 02:40:17

have you waited too long? if shes waving, its time to go in for the kill

by **td11** » Fri Mar 20, 2009 02:41:15

sometimes when i drink/smoke, i go through a, "um, i literally cannot stop staring at people, mostly girls" phase

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Fri Mar 20, 2009 02:41:36

idk, last time i asked out a girl at work before i was sure, it didn't go too well, i need to survey other markets

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Fri Mar 20, 2009 02:42:06

julia roberts, i dont' get it

by **WilliamC** » Fri Mar 20, 2009 02:42:10

Did anyone else ever get beat up at a bar?

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Fri Mar 20, 2009 02:43:12

not in a bar, no

by **td11** » Fri Mar 20, 2009 02:43:34

Houshphandzadeh wrote:julia roberts, i dont' get it

by **ReadingPhilly** » Fri Mar 20, 2009 02:43:47

WilliamC wrote:Did anyone else ever get beat up at a bar?

some tall, goofy stick boy who looked like carrot top got in my face last weekend. i'm sure someone else said something to this doof, but it wasn't me. everyone in kutztown is a tough guy though.

by **my cousin mose** » Fri Mar 20, 2009 02:43:47

nah no tyet

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Fri Mar 20, 2009 02:44:34

td11 wrote:
Houshphandzadeh wrote:julia roberts, i dont' get it

i would need beer to hit that, shes like any old cougar at the hotel bar

by **td11** » Fri Mar 20, 2009 02:45:06

i've never been a fight. i think i would just look to land as many testicle shots as i can in 30 seconds then just run

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Fri Mar 20, 2009 02:46:00

as far as i can tell, the strategy is to grab the heaviest sharpest object and swing it

by **td11** » Fri Mar 20, 2009 02:47:09

im from the land of gandhi,

by **my cousin mose** » Fri Mar 20, 2009 02:47:19

THE STRATEGY SHOUDL BE GETTING MOSE A BITCH NO MATTER HOW DRUNK HE IS

by **ReadingPhilly** » Fri Mar 20, 2009 02:47:38

go to redtube and relax

by **my cousin mose** » Fri Mar 20, 2009 02:48:04

YEAH YOU'RE PROBABLY RIGHT

by **td11** » Fri Mar 20, 2009 02:48:32

NOW RELAX THE OTHER WAY.

im listening to the doobie brothers

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