WilliamC wrote:I would go for the mom maybe just to spite the dad because he actually seems to dislike me. Plus he always makes comments about my mom.

My mom manages UPS and he always says "UPS STINKS" then holds his nose

call him a "chutia" (choo-ti-ya) to his face and bitch slap him.

well, no, don't, but keep it in mind.

Houshphandzadeh wrote:

WilliamC wrote:I would go for the mom maybe just to spite the dad because he actually seems to dislike me. Plus he always makes comments about my mom.

My mom manages UPS and he always says "UPS STINKS" then holds his nose

you get to $#@! his daughter

/inappropriate

I wish. If I did I would consider everything in my life a success.

I didn't really try but she is just really nice.

tell her every great relationship starts in the rubble of another

it actually blew my mind once when I was talking to an ex who I'm now friends with and I said something about not wanting to be a homewrecker and she was like, "Bull shit, every girl you've gone out with had a boyfriend, me, and her, and her, and her...."

shit, housh. again, i'll be up next weekend. we'll own that fucking city

when we were kids in india, we'd play cricket in fields where cows would be grazing. this one time someone hit the ball at a cow and i ran to get it and accidentally got right next to a bull all in a hurry. i probably just startled him but he chased my ass for 15 minutes until i finally had to climb a wall.

/apu voice

td11 wrote:

WilliamC wrote:I would go for the mom maybe just to spite the dad because he actually seems to dislike me. Plus he always makes comments about my mom.

My mom manages UPS and he always says "UPS STINKS" then holds his nose

call him a "chutia" (choo-ti-ya) to his face and bitch slap him.

=.

td I am going to have to do it. I will make sure it is in a lighthearted way. But I have to.

I won't bitchslap him but I will yell "that's how I roll bitch"

my cousin mose wrote:$#@!, housh. again, i'll be up next weekend. we'll own that $#@! city

in case you're serious I'll be here friday but probably not saturday next weekend

td11 wrote:when we were kids in india, we'd play cricket in fields where cows would be grazing. this one time someone hit the ball at a cow and i ran to get it and accidentally got right next to a bull all in a hurry. i probably just startled him but he chased my ass for 15 minutes until i finally had to climb a wall.

/apu voice

thats hot

i suggest looking up b-legit's "so international" on youtube

literally i just may be up there the weekend of 4/5. can any of you guys show me a good time?

my cousin mose wrote:literally i just may be up there the weekend of 4/5. can any of you guys show me a good time?

we can not promise you virgins but we can promise fun

mose swing by reading and give me a ride

My dad told me that the guy just makes fun of my mom UPS because he thinks my mom is hot.

Him and my dad get along fine.

I guess I shouldn't bitch about the guy because he always give me free energy drinks but he seems to be mean to me sometimes uncalled for. They own all the UniMarts in the area I think.

Their son is the coolest guy ever.

Houshphandzadeh wrote:

my cousin mose wrote:literally i just may be up there the weekend of 4/5. can any of you guys show me a good time?

we can not promise you virgins but we can promise fun

well that sounds alright too

and i mean, phillies weekend

no matter what happens on 4/4 we're waking up, brunch with bloody maries, and partying with meatball for opening day

meatball is king of kings if you didnt know

Is meatball coming out the night before too? Meatball! I miss that crazy son of a bitch Meatball!

WilliamC wrote:Is meatball coming out the night before too? Meatball! I miss that crazy son of a bitch Meatball!

we can try

he might get in trouble hanging with cheerleaders

HEY MA! MEATLOAF! FUCK!

opening weekend i probably couldn't be there til sat night. anything cool going on then?