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by **WilliamC** » Fri Mar 20, 2009 02:02:46

Out of your league, td? You underestimate yourself. We aren't going for playmates here, we are going for hotties.

Everyone gets nervous around the hottest girls

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Fri Mar 20, 2009 02:03:28

how many times will i open this pack of cigarettes as if one will appear?

by **my cousin mose** » Fri Mar 20, 2009 02:03:33

Houshphandzadeh wrote:I've been trying to get into the black girls but they all congregate at these terrible clubs with long lines, expensive drinks, and terrible music

F ALL THAT UNLESS THEY'RE KAREN FILLIPELLI FROM THE OFFICE

by **WilliamC** » Fri Mar 20, 2009 02:04:05

Houshphandzadeh wrote:I've been trying to get into the black girls but they all congregate at these terrible clubs with long lines, expensive drinks, and terrible music

So we need to find one that went astray and bring her to wherever else, then get her to bring her friends

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Fri Mar 20, 2009 02:04:53

hmm yesh

by **WilliamC** » Fri Mar 20, 2009 02:04:58

black girls don't dig smoking, unless it is a cigar

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Fri Mar 20, 2009 02:05:25

i thought they liked newports

by **my cousin mose** » Fri Mar 20, 2009 02:05:26

serioulsy, if i'm up 4/5--will life's problems be solved?

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Fri Mar 20, 2009 02:06:18

you know at this point it's kinda built up, worst case scenario you don't remember it

by **td11** » Fri Mar 20, 2009 02:06:23

no, but you will leave a virgin again.

by **td11** » Fri Mar 20, 2009 02:07:13

i keep thinking my toes are wet

by **ReadingPhilly** » Fri Mar 20, 2009 02:07:46

i'm not shaving this beard either, but sometimes girls like that mountain man look

by **my cousin mose** » Fri Mar 20, 2009 02:07:56

neither of you answered my question. but i bet that means we'll kick the living crap out of KROD

by **WilliamC** » Fri Mar 20, 2009 02:08:08

TD, I already asked you this before and you answered it but there is no way to make a girl named Sapna's parents to like you is there?

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Fri Mar 20, 2009 02:08:17

ReadingPhilly wrote:i'm not shaving this beard either, but sometimes girls like that mountain man look

in philly its like driving a ferrari

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Fri Mar 20, 2009 02:08:57

WilliamC wrote:TD, I already asked you this before and you answered it but there is no way to make a girl named Sapna's parents to like you is there?

man fuck if they like you, my most long term girlfriend, the most i ever heard out of them was chinese to her while i was in the room

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Fri Mar 20, 2009 02:09:27

my cousin mose wrote:neither of you answered my question. but i bet that means we'll kick the living crap out of KROD

if we get our hands on him, hes not leaving breathing

by **td11** » Fri Mar 20, 2009 02:10:20

WilliamC wrote:TD, I already asked you this before and you answered it but there is no way to make a girl named Sapna's parents to like you is there?

it's k, i can't even get them to like me.

i've only ever made out with one indian girl. fact.

by **WilliamC** » Fri Mar 20, 2009 02:10:56

The girls mom actually seems to like me but she yells everything at me and then her dad always says something I Can't understand and they share a laugh. The mom and daughter are both beautiful but I can't tell if we are lost in translation or my ass is just being made fun of really bad

by **my cousin mose** » Fri Mar 20, 2009 02:11:06

fuck this bitch at work who kees teling me she want sme

i should probably go to sleep soon

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