Random Thoughts, with or without steagles; preferably sans

by **td11** » Fri Mar 20, 2009 02:11:06

but i can teach you pickup lines in hindi

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Fri Mar 20, 2009 02:12:33

guess the eagles probably aren't going to sign anyone between now and sleepy time

by **td11** » Fri Mar 20, 2009 02:12:52

DONT TALK LIKE THAT

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Fri Mar 20, 2009 02:13:03

one more beer ftw

by **ReadingPhilly** » Fri Mar 20, 2009 02:13:16

25 pages, have fun reading this you non-commenters

by **WilliamC** » Fri Mar 20, 2009 02:13:36

td11 wrote:but i can teach you pickup lines in hindi

by **my cousin mose** » Fri Mar 20, 2009 02:13:37

but seriously. will life's problems be solved if i simply leave my wife and move back to philly?

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Fri Mar 20, 2009 02:13:41

my cousin mose wrote:$#@! this bitch at work who kees teling me she want sme

i should probably go to sleep soon

would it be terrible if i suggested you try it on the down low?

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Fri Mar 20, 2009 02:14:07

will you have to pay way more alimony if you're caught cheating?

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Fri Mar 20, 2009 02:14:31

i can't wait to re-read this tomorrow

by **td11** » Fri Mar 20, 2009 02:14:37

my cousin mose wrote:but seriously. will life's problems be solved if i simply leave my wife and move back to philly?

you seem very attached to your son, though.

by **td11** » Fri Mar 20, 2009 02:15:06

HOLY GOD, THIS THREAD STARTED TONIGHT?!?!

by **my cousin mose** » Fri Mar 20, 2009 02:15:15

Houshphandzadeh wrote:
my cousin mose wrote:$#@! this bitch at work who kees teling me she want sme

i should probably go to sleep soon

would it be terrible if i suggested you try it on the down low?

is it terrible if i've tried and the aforementioned biddy wants nothing to do with it?

by **WilliamC** » Fri Mar 20, 2009 02:15:40

I would go for the mom maybe just to spite the dad because he actually seems to dislike me. Plus he always makes comments about my mom.

My mom manages UPS and he always says "UPS STINKS" then holds his nose

by **my cousin mose** » Fri Mar 20, 2009 02:15:40

Houshphandzadeh wrote:will you have to pay way more alimony if you're caught cheating?

prolly

by **td11** » Fri Mar 20, 2009 02:16:01

wait, she's just teasing you?

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Fri Mar 20, 2009 02:16:02

my cousin mose wrote:
Houshphandzadeh wrote:
my cousin mose wrote:$#@! this bitch at work who kees teling me she want sme

i should probably go to sleep soon

would it be terrible if i suggested you try it on the down low?

is it terrible if i've tried and the aforementioned biddy wants nothing to do with it?

so she wants you but she doesn't?

by **my cousin mose** » Fri Mar 20, 2009 02:16:28

td11 wrote:
my cousin mose wrote:but seriously. will life's problems be solved if i simply leave my wife and move back to philly?

you seem very attached to your son, though.

yeah. he needs me. or at least i like to think he needs me

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Fri Mar 20, 2009 02:16:36

WilliamC wrote:I would go for the mom maybe just to spite the dad because he actually seems to dislike me. Plus he always makes comments about my mom.

My mom manages UPS and he always says "UPS STINKS" then holds his nose

you get to fuck his daughter

/inappropriate

by **my cousin mose** » Fri Mar 20, 2009 02:17:00

Houshphandzadeh wrote:
my cousin mose wrote:
Houshphandzadeh wrote:
my cousin mose wrote:$#@! this bitch at work who kees teling me she want sme

i should probably go to sleep soon

would it be terrible if i suggested you try it on the down low?

is it terrible if i've tried and the aforementioned biddy wants nothing to do with it?

so she wants you but she doesn't?

my bad. she likes me. she doesn't like being a home wrecker

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