Woody wrote:

Bakestar wrote:So this old bitch at the supermarket asks me to get something (box of Raisin Bran) off the top shelf for her. This happens to me quite a bit. Usually people say thank you.

GOD FORBID I grab the 20 oz. box and not the 15 oz. one. So she says "What's wrong with you, didn't you listen to what I said?"

I don't know if she thought I worked there or something, but even so, that's a pretty $#@! up way to treat anyone.

You should have put it back on the top shelf and just walked away

Or tore open the box poured them down your pants and screamed at her "Get your fucking raisins now you old cunt!"

I have the same thing happen to me fairly frequently, maybe guys like us just look like we should be working retail. I've had it happen wearing a suit after work, a woman came up to me and told me she had a complaint about the deli. If you ever want to have it happen just wear a red shirt and go to target. You'll get swarmed by old people needing help.

Thanks, Woody, for the timely advice. "Jerkstore" indeed! :eyeroll:

i was supposed to be in lab at noon today and i woke up at 1210. i called my post-doc and was all ready to be like, "my dog ate my alarm!" but then she said she's not even there and has no idea when she will.

hooray.

also, UD is gonna be off the heezy today.

Faye should just forgive Sven

/super nerd alert

ok, i had my dates mixed up. the game i'm going to is the day before the home opener, 4/4 i guess.

td11 wrote:also, UD is gonna be off the heezy today.

To celebrate my little sister getting her acceptance letter today?

Barry Jive wrote:ok, i had my dates mixed up. the game i'm going to is the day before the home opener, 4/4 i guess.

well shit man, sign me up

phillies marathon

soft packs

what's the point?

jerseyhoya wrote:

td11 wrote:also, UD is gonna be off the heezy today.

To celebrate my little sister getting her acceptance letter today?

OH SNAP.

congratulations to her. she'll love it here.

Houshphandzadeh wrote:soft packs

what's the point?

They roll up in your sleeve easier.

Weird day so far. I'm thinking this is the result of my being sober on the designated St. Patrick's day.

td11 wrote:

jerseyhoya wrote:

td11 wrote:also, UD is gonna be off the heezy today.

To celebrate my little sister getting her acceptance letter today?

OH SNAP.

congratulations to her. she'll love it here.

you're not graduating either, are you?

i'm class of 2010. if i don't graduate my parents will deport me.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0veaeu6rOqY[/youtube]

never gets old

ticketmaster can suck it. order for two $18 seats for phils/astros spring training game comes out to $48 (with the free postal delivery, mind you)?

I just completely blanked and couldn't remember where the question mark key was on my keyboard for about 30 seconds.

Slowhand wrote:I just completely blanked and couldn't remember where the question mark key was on my keyboard for about 30 seconds.

seriously/

This brings up a good point. Why should you have to hold the shift key to make a question mark when you use the question mark much more than the slash?

I liked UD. How many strikes did you get your freshman and soph years? I was back for a football game earlier this fall, and the girls were absolutely insane. That place was always full of fantastic looking girls, but I feel like it must have gone to the next level the last few years. I thought I was either at the beach or some crazy club, not a football tailgate.

TenuredVulture wrote:willyc--here's what you do: One generous serving of scotch or bourbon straight. Don't do it as a shot, but sip slowly and enjoy. Follow with at least a pint of water. If you stick to one, and one only and properly hydrate, you'll fell better in the morning.

I might try something like this. Can't make anything worse. If it works then you are forever GoldenPaulVulturePhan to me.