1 wrote:

Bill McNeal wrote:

1 wrote:

ReadingPhilly wrote:

Bill McNeal wrote:So you're having a meeting at your office which is brand new, and therefor not on mapquest or gps yet. Would it occur to anyone to maybe send out directions to the meeting? No of course it wouldn't. So I sit in an arby's parking lot in kutztown waiting for a call to tell me where my meeting is.

drive some golf balls at sitler's while you wait

you could have just put in another number on the same street, moron.

don't go to the car wash, no matter what the marquee says.

The street didn't exist in mapquest/gps.

you've always been a liar, and you'll be a liar for the rest of your days

wanna come over?

Ok t*dd

I just asked for off on April 5th. That was dumb.

Houshphandzadeh wrote:I just asked for off on April 5th. That was dumb.

just remember: if you start to take too many days off, people will realize how fungible you really are.

steagles wrote:

Houshphandzadeh wrote:I just asked for off on April 5th. That was dumb.

just remember: if you start to take too many days off, people will realize how fungible you really are.

and by 'peaple' i mean me. and by 'realize how fungible you really are' i mean want to punch you.

Houshphandzadeh wrote:I just asked for off on April 5th. That was dumb.

I imagine it was approved post haste

Bucky wrote:

Houshphandzadeh wrote:I just asked for off on April 5th. That was dumb.

I imagine it was approved post haste

You should go in and work on your day off to show your dedication. Then just don't show up or even call on Tuesday.

i should really just take a fucking stat 100 class. that took way too long.

bartending final tonight

halp

Wait a god damn minute.....in 1993, when he was on top of the world as Sam Malone on Cheers, Ted Danson cheated on his wife with Whoopi Goldberg? What the fuck Ted? Whoopi? Why? I'm just trying to contemplate the amount of alcohol I would have to consume in order to find her attractive and I'm pretty sure the range is somewhere between all the beers consumed by Norm and Cliff during the Cheers series run and infinity.

Was his wife Mary Steenbergen at the time? She's from Arkansas.

They got married in 95 according to Wiki. And she was smoking hot in Step Brothers.

TenuredVulture wrote:Was his wife Mary Steenbergen at the time? She's from Arkansas.

Almost certain it's stevedore. Or Screamvirgin

td11 wrote:i should really just take a $#@! stat 100 class. that took way too long.

bartending final tonight

halp

Oh, you'll have no trouble with that. What's the test? When my class ended, we had a real easy written test, then we had to get behind the bar, the teacher would order a bunch of drinks, maybe three at a time, and time us. I don't remember if anybody failed, but I can't imagine how anyone would.

What do you have to do for it?

kruker wrote:Wait a god damn minute.....in 1993, when he was on top of the world as Sam Malone on Cheers, Ted Danson cheated on his wife with Whoopi Goldberg? What the $#@! Ted? Whoopi? Why? I'm just trying to contemplate the amount of alcohol I would have to consume in order to find her attractive and I'm pretty sure the range is somewhere between all the beers consumed by Norm and Cliff during the Cheers series run and infinity.

Maybe Whoopi is just really good at making whoopie....hence her name.

Warszawa wrote:

kruker wrote:Wait a god damn minute.....in 1993, when he was on top of the world as Sam Malone on Cheers, Ted Danson cheated on his wife with Whoopi Goldberg? What the $#@! Ted? Whoopi? Why? I'm just trying to contemplate the amount of alcohol I would have to consume in order to find her attractive and I'm pretty sure the range is somewhere between all the beers consumed by Norm and Cliff during the Cheers series run and infinity.

Maybe Whoopi is just really good at making whoopie....hence her name.

I thought she was a lesbian.

Freaky... who was watching Rachel Ray today (Ted Danson was on). I don't watch shows like that, it was on at the doctor's office.

I have strep throat, for the second time in my life. It hurts so bad I want to cry. I have only eaten four crackers today.

Grotewold suggests Evan Williams for that

MrsVox wrote:Freaky... who was watching Rachel Ray today (Ted Danson was on). I don't watch shows like that, it was on at the doctor's office.

What prompted it was listening to a Stephen Lynch song that lists Danson as a person who likes chocolate better than vanilla ("to a certain extent, Ted Danson"--is the line). I was wondering who it was, then was horrified at what I found out.

Ramon Gris wrote:

td11 wrote:i should really just take a $#@! stat 100 class. that took way too long.

bartending final tonight

halp

Oh, you'll have no trouble with that. What's the test? When my class ended, we had a real easy written test, then we had to get behind the bar, the teacher would order a bunch of drinks, maybe three at a time, and time us. I don't remember if anybody failed, but I can't imagine how anyone would.

What do you have to do for it?

PASSED IT CHYEEEEAAAAAA

(Pour test pending)

Yeah, it's basically a written test on which you need an 80% to pass, and then the pour test, on which you have 20 mins to make 21 drinks. You need at least 17 pts.

I actually took the written part with no prep last week and got a 77. So i told myself i'd study this time, did not do so at all, and eeked out an 83.

Wheee

td11ftw

bsgfreedrinks4ever