What have I missed?

Manny is not a Phillies

Blue baseball helmets flying everywhere

Grote/mose drunken brawl

Mayberry might take Utley's spot by opening day

Houshphandzadeh wrote:Mayberry might take Ibanez's spot by opening day

Can you imagine?

No.

Yes, I know we lost yesterday ESPN. But Chris Wright doesn't deserved to be shamed on the front page. He was like our only good player for the last month and a half.

jerseyhoya wrote:Yes, I know we lost yesterday ESPN. But Chris Wright doesn't deserved to be shamed on the front page. He was like our only good player for the last month and a half.

Georgetown lost? To who?

swishnicholson wrote:

jerseyhoya wrote:Yes, I know we lost yesterday ESPN. But Chris Wright doesn't deserved to be shamed on the front page. He was like our only good player for the last month and a half.

Georgetown lost? To who?

St. John's for the second time in a week. Revenge for 1985, to be sure.

I figured it was time to come up with a new opening day essay, as this one doesn't seem so relevant this year. But I'm having a rough go of it.

I hate when you're waiting on, say, four cents of change. It seems rude to even wait for it, but it also seems rude to ignore it as if the guy has a use for it. And then when you get it, it's almost an insult to put it in the change jar, so you just end up with four pennies in your pocket.

Houshphandzadeh wrote:I hate when you're waiting on, say, four cents of change. It seems rude to even wait for it, but it also seems rude to ignore it as if the guy has a use for it. And then when you get it, it's almost an insult to put it in the change jar, so you just end up with four pennies in your pocket.

This just happened to me. I put it in the change jar but I also took the time to pull out my wallet and add a dollar bill to it.

So, getting rid of four pennies cost me $1. I don't know if that's or

EDIT: Meant tip jar not change jar.

CrashburnAlley wrote:

Houshphandzadeh wrote:I hate when you're waiting on, say, four cents of change. It seems rude to even wait for it, but it also seems rude to ignore it as if the guy has a use for it. And then when you get it, it's almost an insult to put it in the change jar, so you just end up with four pennies in your pocket.

This just happened to me. I put it in the change jar but I also took the time to pull out my wallet and add a dollar bill to it.

So, getting rid of four pennies cost me $1. I don't know if that's or

EDIT: Meant tip jar not change jar.

I figure you could take a penny out of the tip chair, and then you won't get 4 pennies back. But really, it's time to get rid of pennies altogether.

Costs more than a penny to make a penny.

http://www.snopes.com/business/money/pennycost.asp

I save all my coins and cash them in once a year -- balancing the density of the coin bottle and my general broke-i-tude.

so, the guy who outed me in highschool just posted an ad on CL.

your move, eh steagles?

Wow, imagine the comic possibilities. We could design an entire sitcom based on this premise, you know.

How was Steagles outed?

Does Steagles parents know and if so are they supportive?

I kinda doubt someone would sign their craiglists please plunder me ad

Did Steagles have to to quit the wrestling team when he was outed?