Grote and Mose's Random Thoughts, Live from BSG

by **Barry Jive** » Thu Mar 12, 2009 01:45:32

i'm eating nuts now because my friend says they screw with his dreams if he eats them before he goes to bed. here's hopin'!

by **Barry Jive** » Thu Mar 12, 2009 01:45:59

it's just occurred to me how often i say "here's hoping"

by **td11** » Thu Mar 12, 2009 02:02:47

never ever ever ever ever ever forget to record the weight of the sample you analyzed. ever.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Thu Mar 12, 2009 09:09:52

td11 wrote:never ever ever ever ever ever forget to record the weight of the sample you analyzed. ever.

make it up!

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Thu Mar 12, 2009 10:05:40

So I'm only an usher, but I have to go to the rehearsal dinner and shell out for an extra night in the hotel? WTF?

by **TenuredVulture** » Thu Mar 12, 2009 10:08:47

Houshphandzadeh wrote:So I'm only an usher, but I have to go to the rehearsal dinner and shell out for an extra night in the hotel? WTF?

I think that's pretty standard. If it's a relative, however, you might be able to mooch off your parents for the hotel room. If it's a friend, I'd see if you could split a room with another usher.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Thu Mar 12, 2009 10:13:57

Yeah, but I'm already splitting a room with a friend who is invited but not an usher. It's in RI in June, maybe I'll just sleep on the beach.

And how does this work with a date? Do you get a +1 to the rehearsal dinner as well?

by **The Dude** » Thu Mar 12, 2009 10:15:57

That's all dependent on the wedding. Sometimes only wives and husbands of the wedding party are invited, sometimes it's everyone's family too.

by **TenuredVulture** » Thu Mar 12, 2009 10:19:29

Houshphandzadeh wrote:Yeah, but I'm already splitting a room with a friend who is invited but not an usher. It's in RI in June, maybe I'll just sleep on the beach.

And how does this work with a date? Do you get a +1 to the rehearsal dinner as well?

The only way I'd take a date to a wedding is if I had a serious girlfriend. Otherwise, well, you know, weddings are great for pickups. And the guy you're splitting a room with may be willing to come up early. Post rehearsal dinner debauchery is always a fun time.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Thu Mar 12, 2009 10:29:50

By date, I mean female drinking buddy.

The Dude wrote:That's all dependent on the wedding. Sometimes only wives and husbands of the wedding party are invited, sometimes it's everyone's family too.

I thought ushers weren't the wedding party, though. I thought we were a step below groomsmen. I know I'm not supposed to get a tux.

by **The Dude** » Thu Mar 12, 2009 10:32:07

Yeah, everyone does it differently. we didn't have ushers, just let everyone sit themselves. I was an usher and in my bro's wedding.

by **Bill McNeal** » Thu Mar 12, 2009 12:33:33

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Gu9Z_EAdaU&eurl=http://www.last.fm/music/Radiohead/_/No+Surprise&feature=player_embedded[/youtube]

by **Grotewold** » Thu Mar 12, 2009 12:37:09

I usually end up enjoying the rehearsal dinner most of all

by **The Dude** » Thu Mar 12, 2009 12:41:22

The dumb woman at work is dropping knowledge about gay people. It seems all her knowledge is based on reruns of "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy", as that's been her reference point a few times

by **Grotewold** » Thu Mar 12, 2009 12:43:40

I watched that show every Tuesday night with my roommate's friend and never fucked her

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Thu Mar 12, 2009 12:44:22

by **Woody** » Thu Mar 12, 2009 12:46:14

Grotewold wrote:I watched that show every Tuesday night with my roommate's friend and never $#@! her

*salutes*

"we lost a lot of good men out there"

by **TenuredVulture** » Thu Mar 12, 2009 15:14:34

I typed Hayek in google, looking for some info on Friedrich, but I got a bunch of pictures of Salma.

by **td11** » Thu Mar 12, 2009 15:24:49

i mean, what did you expect?

by **td11** » Thu Mar 12, 2009 15:26:08

i typed in "dick" into google looking for the new years eve guy, but it came up with a bunch of penises instead.

(also, dick clark's real name is richard wagstaff).

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