Damn. That sucks man. Hope he's alright.

To think, 12 hours ago you were wondering if it was too early to think about getting drunk.

I remember when by little brother was younger, he had this wooden horse thing that had wheels on it, and he was standing on it, and did the wipe out, split chin open thing. My parents were overprotective for a while. When they let up, he started getting naked in New York. Be warned.

Bill McNeal wrote:Spent the night in the ER , Bill jr. slipped in the bath and split his chin open. 3 stitches and a lot of tears shed, luckily he his fine other than the cut on his chin. No matter what ever happens in your life nothing can prepare you for something like this, such a minor thing really and it just makes you sick.

If it's any consolation, a cool scar will help him in attracting a certain subset of the female population in the future. Tomorrow you two ought to start working on a cool back story to how it happened.

Bill McNeal wrote:Spent the night in the ER , Bill jr. slipped in the bath and split his chin open. 3 stitches and a lot of tears shed, luckily he his fine other than the cut on his chin. No matter what ever happens in your life nothing can prepare you for something like this, such a minor thing really and it just makes you sick.

I really, REALLY know where you're coming from, and it sucks. I'm glad everything is okay.

Calling Brian Dawkins cheap/dirty is like the n word. Only Eagles fans are apparently allowed to do it.

Otherwise dajafi will get salty atcha.

You just don't understand. Brian Dawkins is the Chase Utley of the Eagles. When Chase has been a Phillie for 13 years, we'll see how you react if a Mets fan picks out a valid minor fault of his.

I dunno. I think it would be like a Mets fan saying, that Utley, he never did get out of the way of pitches thrown at him.

That Strahan, he sure did have an ugly gap tooth, and his sack record is a fraud cause Favre fell for him.

That Brodeur is completely overrated because the trap padded his stats all those years.

That Mickelson has cost himself more tournaments and majors than he can count due to his reckless play and poor decision making.

Etc.

I've returned to the weights so watch your f... mouths.

jerseyhoya wrote:I dunno. I think it would be like a Mets fan saying, that Utley, he never did get out of the way of pitches thrown at him.

That Strahan, he sure did have an ugly gap tooth, and his sack record is a fraud cause Favre fell for him.

That Brodeur is completely overrated because the trap padded his stats all those years.

That Mickelson has cost himself more tournaments and majors than he can count due to his reckless play and poor decision making.

Etc.

it doesn't apply with Mickelson, but imagine those players all were attainable by their current teams and instead signed with another team. then a Mets fan starts bringing these things up, the day he signs. it's more a timing thing, like if a friend made a joke about a drunk father the day he checked into rehab. the joke used to be kosher, but today, it's a sore subject.

Whats the opposite of a slump?

Because, jesus christ.

DONT STPO. DONT EVEN STOP.

joe dimaggio

i mean, how long will it last?

that's what i'm wondering. because i can't homer every AB. not gonna happen.

because tonight, i grand slammed. with one hand tied behind my back. and then a douchebag mets fan threw the ball back. i set him on fire.

but now i can't use, "never have i ever made out with a jewish girl."

if you think about it too much, it's not going to last
but if you don't try to keep it going, it won't last, either.

the bottom line: do it for the love of the game, not for the love of the streak

i think mila kunis is announcing swimming at the big ten championships.

If this snowstorm delays my getting to Clearwater, I'm going to lose my mind. Old man winter refuses to release me from his morbid grip.

jerseyhoya wrote:Calling Brian Dawkins cheap/dirty is like the n word. Only Eagles fans are apparently allowed to do it.

Otherwise dajafi will get salty atcha.

Come on. You absolutely knew that was a dickish thing to do. Like walking into a wake and saying, "All due respect, that guy farted a lot." And you did it to get a rise out of people--as you often do in Eagles threads. Not classy.

Well yes. Plenty of things on this board aren't classy though. A number of folks are doing a happy dance on Santana's elbow falling apart this morning.

jerseyhoya wrote:Well yes. Plenty of things on this board aren't classy though. A number of folks are doing a happy dance on Santana's elbow falling apart this morning.

As I said one earlier time when you did this, it's not cool to shit on your friends. If there were a lot of people here bent out of shape over Santana's elbow tendon turning into overcooked pasta, happiness about that would be a problem.

Whatever. You know what you did, I registered my objection, and you know I think you're a pretty good guy for a Republican. Do with it what you will.

Walk of shame is a hell of a lot better than no walk of shame. Am I right or am I right?

I never got what was so shameful about it, unless 1) you're cheating or 2) it would be deeply embarrassing were it to become public knowledge. If it's only post-coital hangover, that's part of growing up. A part I wish I'd had a lot more of, honestly.