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Slowhand wrote:

Warszawa wrote:If a girl wears a pair of sweat pants that has the word CHAOS on the rear end what is she trying to say?

I don't know, but from what I've observed, most of the women who wear pants/shorts with words written across the ass are women who really shouldn't be calling attention to that area of their body.

a couple of summers ago, my wife & I found ourselves playing tennis in the evening at a local park.

quite frequently the same young lass would be playing 2 courts over, usually with a different lucky fellow each session. She was fit. Oh my, fit, yes.

The seat of her shorts, which she wore each & every time we saw her play, did not feature words, but merely two life-size handprints, fingers upturned, thumbs out, one print caressing each cheek.

We referred to her as Miss HandyPants.

She played just the one summer, those evenings, & we have never seen her since.

Funny, we don't play tennis as much anymore.

Warszawa wrote:If a girl wears a pair of sweat pants that has the word CHAOS on the rear end what is she trying to say?

Probably the first five or six girls in the country who wore them were trying to say something. But the rest of the girls who wear them saw them and just think they're cute.

kruker wrote:When applying to grad schools, is it correct to assume that you should be more attentive to finding professors that have interests similar to your own rather than paying most of your attention to scrutinizing the programs at large?

If this is the case, $#@!. I've got a feeling I'm going to end up at a locale that is not to my liking (think cold and cloudy rather than sunny days close to a beach).

Yes. I don't what your field is, but subfield strength is probably more important than overall program strength. There are of course exceptions to this. And, to an extent, the reputation of the university itself matters as well.

Beyond sub-field, don't worry too much. Those interests are likely to change. Also, even you're totally enamored with a certain prof's work, if he or she is the only person in your area at that department, you should really think about studying at that department.

Either I'm bleeding a lot worse than I think, or this bandaid sucks.

Warszawa wrote:

Slowhand wrote:

Warszawa wrote:If a girl wears a pair of sweat pants that has the word CHAOS on the rear end what is she trying to say?

I don't know, but from what I've observed, most of the women who wear pants/shorts with words written across the ass are women who really shouldn't be calling attention to that area of their body.

Do you mean because they are fat or because they are 12?

I was at 7-11 a few years ago and there was jailbait age girl wearing sweat pants with a word on the butt. I thought it said "danger" and I said to my buddy, "got that right" and he said "huh? how do you know she's a dancer?"

I wonder how long before latte sipper ceases to been an epithet. Because there's nothing elitist about enjoying an iced latte with one of those flavored syrups added. Those things are the tits.

I guess they are a bit expensive though. The key is not to think about it as a 4 dollar coffee, the key is to think about it as a light and refreshing frozen treat.

i caught a touchdown today yayz

Earlier tonight, I did that annoying "take a sip of water and it goes in the wrong pipe" thing where you feel like you're choking to death. Man, that'd be an awful way to die.

EndlessSummer wrote:Earlier tonight, I did that annoying "take a sip of water and it goes in the wrong pipe" thing where you feel like you're choking to death. Man, that'd be an awful way to die.

Not as bad as burning to death, remember the famous photo of hte Vietnamese monk who sat in protest as he burned to death in the 60's...

No never heard of it

Bucky wrote:No never heard of it

Philly the Kid wrote:

EndlessSummer wrote:Earlier tonight, I did that annoying "take a sip of water and it goes in the wrong pipe" thing where you feel like you're choking to death. Man, that'd be an awful way to die.

Not as bad as burning to death, remember the famous photo of hte Vietnamese monk who sat in protest as he burned to death in the 60's...

Geez, guy.

My local dunkin' donuts has free wifi so I've been working from here this morning. The amount of time that some people spend in the bathroom is alarming. Honestly, wtf are they doing in there?

Didn't a lot of places used to do free wifi? I find it pretty irritating that the only places that I can get free wifi are panera, but they usually only have like one power outlet and some old fart is always sitting at the table with outlet reading the sunday new york times, and the D&D which has lots of outlets and pretty fast internet, but there are all sorts of weirdos in here. Eyeballing my stuff and almost just waiting for me to blink to try and grab my computer. How does starbucks charge for internet? If starbucks had free wifi, I'd sit there all day eating pastries and drinking coffee.

I'm considering starting a photoblog of the weirdos that inhabit this dunkin donuts. I just saw a white trash chick take 4 coffees in the bathroom with her. Lets assume one of those coffees is hers. That means 3 people are getting coffees that spend somewhere around 5 min. in a dunkin donuts bathroom with this chick and god know what's happening in there. I

Philly the Kid wrote:Not as bad as burning to death, remember the famous photo of hte Vietnamese monk who sat in protest as he burned to death in the 60's...

Doesn't look that bad. Dude's just sitting there.

Is it possible to develop ADD sometime in your mid 20s?

srsly. i need to know what happened on buddygroom's date.

Slowhand wrote:Is it possible to develop ADD sometime in your mid 20s?

Sure seems that way. I was always lazy in college but also always turned everything in on time. Now, in grad school, I struggle so hard to get started on the smallest assignments. I spend all day at work beating myself up over it then dodge the problem at night. It's kind of killing me.

Guess that doesn't help you much.

is that make-your-own peanut butter stuff at whole foods any good?

Houshphandzadeh wrote:

Slowhand wrote:Is it possible to develop ADD sometime in your mid 20s?

Sure seems that way. I was always lazy in college but also always turned everything in on time. Now, in grad school, I struggle so hard to get started on the smallest assignments. I spend all day at work beating myself up over it then dodge the problem at night. It's kind of killing me.

Guess that doesn't help you much.

There's an excerpt in there fitting for the double entendre thread... too easy though. Also, the possiblilty it isn't a double entendre...