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by **EndlessSummer** » Wed Oct 22, 2008 10:08:30

Midway through far too many showers, I have way too much trouble remembering if I've shampooed my hair or not already.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Wed Oct 22, 2008 10:09:05

EndlessSummer wrote:Midway through far too many showers, I have way too much trouble remembering if I've shampooed my hair or not already.

qft

by **The Dude** » Wed Oct 22, 2008 10:12:20

holy shit, i was just thinking this yesterday

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Wed Oct 22, 2008 10:13:41

Crew/buzz cut is one solution. Drawback is, without hair, it's tempting to stop getting showers all together.

by **Woody** » Wed Oct 22, 2008 10:14:02

Seriously? You guys can't just tell whether it's clean or not?

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Wed Oct 22, 2008 10:16:06

Not while it's wet.

by **The Dude** » Wed Oct 22, 2008 10:19:29

Yeah, my hair is never so dirty that a wash makes a discernible differnce. I'm going to start tattooing myself in the shower like in Memento

by **Woody** » Wed Oct 22, 2008 10:21:16

Maybe it's because I use product. Generally when I wake up it's all matted in a mohawk to my skull

by **Bill McNeal** » Wed Oct 22, 2008 10:22:11

product = man juice?

by **Woody** » Wed Oct 22, 2008 10:23:33

by **The Dude** » Wed Oct 22, 2008 10:35:40

Oh yeah, that's probably it. I'm in the midst of a shaggy free-for-all with my hair right now

by **Bill McNeal** » Wed Oct 22, 2008 11:20:02

This guy running the teleconference i'm on said he thinks we should charge anyone under 35 a higher tax rate because people under 35 don't vote so there's no way it could be stopped. Someone unmuted themselves to chime in, "that's really funny, I like that"

I feel as if I'm on the phone with 23 idiots.

by **td11** » Wed Oct 22, 2008 11:30:16

i'm gonna be listening to badass music and walking slow everywhere in preparation for tonight.

by **Barry Jive** » Wed Oct 22, 2008 12:05:05

i think i had a dream last night where i had a long conversation with Travis Hafner.

by **VFB** » Wed Oct 22, 2008 12:07:19

Have you heard about the new pirate movie?
Its rated AARRRRGGH!

by **TenuredVulture** » Wed Oct 22, 2008 12:07:38

Like Woody, I use product. However, I'm concerned that I really shouldn't wash my hair everday, especially as winter comes and I need to watch for dry scalp. So, does a rinse get the product out?

by **Barry Jive** » Wed Oct 22, 2008 12:26:15

VFB wrote:Have you heard about the new pirate movie?
Its rated AARRRRGGH!

best joke

a couple weeks ago, a few roommates were studying for the GREs using these Kaplan vocab flash cards. so me and my other non-studying roommate kept turning the words into puns. i forget most of them, but "dictum...nearly killed 'um" is now a household joke, and one that i'll probably use for the rest of my life.

by **VFB** » Wed Oct 22, 2008 12:56:28

are you sure you dont mean this one:

Little Johnnie's teacher asked him how his weekend was.
"Horribly, a car hit my dog in the ass," he said.
She said, "Rectum."
"Wrecked him?" Johnnie said. "Damn near killed him!"

EDIT: nevermind i see what you did. but above joke might be funny for others

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Wed Oct 22, 2008 15:44:11

Ok, watch this game at Fox and Hound because a handful of friends will be there or just avoid that hellhole and watch at home?

by **The Dude** » Wed Oct 22, 2008 15:45:35

$3 Kenzingers at Bridget Foy's

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