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Postby uncle milt » Tue Oct 21, 2008 09:36:38

Woody wrote:
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Woody wrote:i think sea otters are my favorite animal


my favorite non-domesticated animals, a short story, interspersed with poetry, by uncle milt


iii. duck


one time my wife came home from work and left the garage door open. about an hour later, as she was watering our garden in the front our sprawling estate, she heard some funny noises coming from the garage. she went to investigate, and a family (minus mom) of baby ducks marched out of the garage in an army-style single file line. they hung out for about an hour or two on the front porch while my wife and our neighbor looked all around the neighborhood for the mom and/or dad. finally her and one of my neighbors scooped them up into a box and took them to the schuylkill river, which peacefully meanders nearby. to this day we have no idea how they got onto our cul-de-sac, or where the rest of their family was. i hope they all didn't die.


awwww! here's a picture i took of baby ducks at duke gardens.

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Postby TenuredVulture » Tue Oct 21, 2008 09:37:36

I'm gonna roast a duck tonight.
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Postby uncle milt » Tue Oct 21, 2008 10:21:26

TenuredVulture wrote:I'm gonna roast a duck tonight.


i bet you feel awful about yourself right now. it's okay, i forgive you.

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Postby TenuredVulture » Tue Oct 21, 2008 10:22:30

uncle milt wrote:
TenuredVulture wrote:I'm gonna roast a duck tonight.


i bet you feel awful about yourself right now. it's okay, i forgive you.


I don't feel at all awful.

True story--a friend of Lil' Vulture's has a couple of bet rabbits. She says to no one in particular, "I'm glad people don't eat bunnies." Without really thinking about it, I responded, "Oh yes they do."

If I had really wanted to have some fun, I could have added, "Yes, bunnies are wonderful, because they can be pets or meat."
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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Tue Oct 21, 2008 11:33:20

I'm thinking Slutty Nurse. That would be a new twist on an old favorite.

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Postby VFB » Tue Oct 21, 2008 12:00:22

papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow

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Postby Phan In Phlorida » Tue Oct 21, 2008 12:33:01

TenuredVulture wrote:
uncle milt wrote:
TenuredVulture wrote:I'm gonna roast a duck tonight.


i bet you feel awful about yourself right now. it's okay, i forgive you.


I don't feel at all awful.

True story--a friend of Lil' Vulture's has a couple of bet rabbits. She says to no one in particular, "I'm glad people don't eat bunnies." Without really thinking about it, I responded, "Oh yes they do."

If I had really wanted to have some fun, I could have added, "Yes, bunnies are wonderful, because they can be pets or meat."

And one was named Hossenfeffer...
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Postby ReadingPhilly » Tue Oct 21, 2008 14:00:51

housh, if you work with or know a girl named francesca, she's into you

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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Tue Oct 21, 2008 14:10:38

lol wut?

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Postby lethal » Tue Oct 21, 2008 14:11:07

I'm seriously bored here at work.

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Postby ReadingPhilly » Tue Oct 21, 2008 14:16:36

i had this dream i was at the museum, you hooked me up with your id card for some reason, but there was this chick francesca who was into you and you didn't have your id card so she was all saying that you weren't housh, but then i came strolling back and you made me explain to her that i wasn't housh, you were really housh, she was really digging you last thing i remember

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Postby The Dude » Tue Oct 21, 2008 14:18:09

Everyone here is dreaming about each other way too much lately
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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Tue Oct 21, 2008 14:20:58

Fast times

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Postby Bill McNeal » Tue Oct 21, 2008 14:33:04

It's always about housh. Dream boy.
man I drew all these penises for nothing - housh

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Postby kruker » Tue Oct 21, 2008 18:15:04

The power went out 9 times during my GRE today. At one point it was out for 15 minutes. Not happy about this.
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Postby Barry Jive » Tue Oct 21, 2008 18:57:04

i don't smoke weed very often, but i just got a crazy strong urge just now.

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Postby MrsVox » Tue Oct 21, 2008 20:39:04

I would have sextuplets if it meant I could be go to a Phillies game in a skybox and get all kinds of free food and swag and meet the Phanatic and Cholly and Shane.

(watching Jon and Kate plus 8 right now)

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Postby Grotewold » Wed Oct 22, 2008 07:51:22

No HD MTV? WTF

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Postby VoxOrion » Wed Oct 22, 2008 08:55:43

Pretty clever site Try Drugs
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Postby Bill McNeal » Wed Oct 22, 2008 09:37:12

I love my library, honestly.
man I drew all these penises for nothing - housh

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