Neoconservative Hipster Thinktank: Politics Thread

Postby Woody » Wed Aug 27, 2008 01:12:58

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you sure do seem to have a lot of time on your hands to be on this forum? Do you have a job? Are you a shut-in?

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Postby jerseyhoya » Wed Aug 27, 2008 01:16:12

While I am sad I did not get to try out the Dem Convention drinking game tonight, I'm happy the 5+ hours I invested in the Phils ended like they did.

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Postby jerseyhoya » Wed Aug 27, 2008 09:05:34

Republican
Ledoux, Gabrielle 8,589 9%
Parnell, Sean R. 42,316 45%
Young, Don E. 42,461 45%

9 precincts left to report. The odious Don Young up 145 votes. Goddamn Gabrielle Ledoux, whoever the hell you are. You're gonna cost us this race.

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Postby Monkeyboy » Wed Aug 27, 2008 16:23:05

My man Schweitzer giving his speech. I understand why they took Biden for the foreign policy experience, but man, Schweitzer would have been a good pick, too. And I think he may have delivered a few of the mountain states for Obama.


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Postby Phan In Phlorida » Wed Aug 27, 2008 18:52:40

Prolly the best place to post this. To steer it more on topic... Here's the real reason we launched the Iraq War:

Baghdad plans to build giant Ferris wheel
The Ferris wheel, dubbed the Baghdad Eye, will soar more than 650 feet over the city and feature air-conditioned compartments that would each carry up to 30 passengers, Baghdad municipal spokesman Adel al-Ardawi said Wednesday.

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Tourism is a tough sell in Iraq
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Postby Laexile » Wed Aug 27, 2008 20:44:34

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rdji_M9gscA[/youtube]
Can someone please explain the context of this snippet? It sounds like he's endorsing John McCain.
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Postby jerseyhoya » Wed Aug 27, 2008 21:01:13

jerseyhoya wrote:
For Both conventions:

* Every time someone says "the next President of the United States," drink 1
* Every time the camera shows a sign with the name of your home state, drink one. Any time a speaker mentions your home state, drink one. For every speaker on stage from your home state, drink 2.
* Every time the camera shows a person in the general audience (not on stage) that you can name without the aid of a caption on TV, drink one.
* Every time a speaker compares the candidate of his or her OWN party to a past president, drink 1. If that past president is Lincoln, FDR, Kennedy or Reagan, drink 2.
* Every time a speaker compares the candidate of the OTHER party to a past president OTHER than George W. Bush, drink 1. If that president is Carter or Nixon, drink 2.
* Every time an "ordinary American" is mentioned by name by any speaker, drink 1. Take 1 additional drink for each affliction or hardship this person is suffering (e.g., lost a home, lost a job, lost health care, has cancer, etc. Children in excess of four count as an affliction). Take an additional drink if this person was the first person in his or her family to go to college.
* Any time any speaker says "flip-flop," take one drink of something other than whatever you had been drinking.
* Any time any speaker says "100 years or more" in reference to the Iraq war, drink something 100 proof or stronger.


For the Democratic convention:

* Every time someone says "hope" or "change," drink 1. If "monger" follows either of these, drink an additional two (hope-monger, change-monger). Drink an additional one if the speaker says "change we can believe in."
* Every time a speaker says "unity" or "unify," drink one, and only one.
* For every "terrorist fist bump," drink a shot, an Irish car bomb or a Jaeger bomb.
* Every time Biden says "literally," drink two.
* Every time a speaker says "failed policies of George Bush," drink 1. Every time a speaker makes a reference to a third Bush term, take three drinks
* Any time any speaker or reporter references McCain's age, take two drinks of something that's been aged.

For the Republican convention:

* Every time any speaker says "my friends," drink 1.
* Every time any speaker describes Obama as an "empty suit," empty your drink.
* Every time any speaker says "9/11" or "September 11th," drink one.
* For istewart, every time a person of color appears on the stage, drink 1. Drink two if that person is not J.C. Watts, Colin Powell, or Condoleeza Rice.
* Every time any speaker references or parodies any of Obama's campaign slogans (e.g. "change we can believe in," "yes we can," etc.), take a sip of your drink, spit it back into your glass/cup/bottle, and then drink again.
* Every time any speaker references Obama's youth or inexperience, take two drinks of something that hasn't been aged (vodka, most beer, etc.)
* Every time a country song is played during a musical interlude, drink two. Every time a song made famous by a black recording artist released after 1980 is played during a musical interlude, drink 5.


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There's about a 99.8% chance I will be engaging in this during Hillary's speech tonight. The 0.2% is if Floppy's post game interview ties me up too long.


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Postby jerseyhoya » Wed Aug 27, 2008 21:05:16

Aw shucks, they like me. They really like me!!

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Postby jerseyhoya » Wed Aug 27, 2008 21:26:26

He's still the best. When I got to see him speak my freshman year of college, it was one of the coolest days of my undergrad experience.

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Postby pacino » Wed Aug 27, 2008 21:28:15

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Postby TenuredVulture » Wed Aug 27, 2008 21:29:41

So, Clinton's role will be to go on the attack. He does it very well.
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Postby TenuredVulture » Wed Aug 27, 2008 21:33:17

Is there anyone on the planet who give a rats ass what John Kerry has to say? At least this Marine wife is attractive.
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Postby jerseyhoya » Wed Aug 27, 2008 21:34:48

Kerry is about to speak? Awesome. Now I can start hating your party again.

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Postby TenuredVulture » Wed Aug 27, 2008 21:36:05

jerseyhoya wrote:Kerry is about to speak? Awesome. Now I can start hating your party again.


Seriously. I mean, ok, there are people out there who like Gore. But Kerry? The fuck head lost to Bush. He's horrible. If you must let him speak, bury him at 4 am or something.
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Postby jerseyhoya » Wed Aug 27, 2008 21:38:10

None of the three cable networks are carrying Kerry's speech. :lol:

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Postby pacino » Wed Aug 27, 2008 21:38:54

He just got off a great freaking line about McCain debating himself

where was this kerry 4 years ago dammit?
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Postby TenuredVulture » Wed Aug 27, 2008 21:39:18

jerseyhoya wrote:None of the three cable networks are carrying Kerry's speech. :lol:


Not even Fox? You probably think it's a liberal plot, but it's really just to keep viewers from turning of the set.

I watch the C-Span feed, and thus avoid the douchebags on the cable news networks.
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Postby dajafi » Wed Aug 27, 2008 21:41:19

The bits of Clinton's speech I saw were really good. I've come to see him almost solely as a jet-setter/sport fucker/has-been, but he still makes the populist case better than any other public figure in the country.

Got Kerry on right now (PBS) during the commercial of the game, and he's, well, he's doing the best he can.

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Postby pacino » Wed Aug 27, 2008 21:46:29

i thought it was pretty good
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Postby Philly the Kid » Wed Aug 27, 2008 21:47:02

dajafi wrote:The bits of Clinton's speech I saw were really good. I've come to see him almost solely as a jet-setter/sport $#@!/has-been, but he still makes the populist case better than any other public figure in the country.

Got Kerry on right now (PBS) during the commercial of the game, and he's, well, he's doing the best he can.


I know this won't go over well, but I never cared for slick Willy. I never found him geniune, and I've found him awkward post-prez as he was still in his prime though he appears finally to be aging some.... what does a two-time prez do after he's out of office? Carter is awkward too but so old now, people find it charming.

Clinton's and DNC changed the Dem party in ways that I don't really support. Not impressed as usual with Dem marketing and strategy. I don't really hear a message. I'm sure the man will make a great speech tomorrow and do himself well -- but the momentum isn't building -- is anyone saying that this convention is sparking anything?

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