The Seventh Installment of Random Thoughts

by **Bucky** » Tue Jun 24, 2008 22:09:38

BArker MADE ME DO IT

by **ace** » Tue Jun 24, 2008 23:29:38

you can't act like you're above it all when you're actively engaging in it

by **TenuredVulture** » Tue Jun 24, 2008 23:40:40

THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH TWO EGGS AND A COUPLE SLICES OF BACON.

by **Disco Stu** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 03:09:35

TenuredVulture wrote:THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH TWO EGGS AND A COUPLE SLICES OF BACON.

What about 14 eggs and 14 slices of bacon a week?

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 08:21:29

I have to get all confrontational when I get to work today. I'm already stressed out.

by **Trent Steele** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 10:05:47

1:12 tee time at Glen Mills. Sweet.

Unexpected golf outings during the work week are better than just about everything

by **The Red Tornado** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 10:22:14

I really hate PETA

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 10:24:21

SHES OUT THERE BUT SO IS MY NEMESIS GOMMADDDDDDIT

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 10:47:08

Houshphandzadeh wrote:
Houshphandzadeh wrote:swing and a miss :?

2nd pitch: fouled to left

blooper to left field!!

by **The Dude** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 11:56:36

The Dude wrote:So I mentioned earlier that my company neglected to include a raise a year and a half ago, and my salary has been screwed up ever since. Well, I was supposed to get every corrected in this week's check, so I looked at my stub online. It looks like they screwed up with the decimal point, and gave me about check that was 10 times the amount it was supposed to be. This place is top notch.

Ok, just took a closer look, and my pay for this week's salary didn't change, so I'm still being paid my old rate. They just gave me an outrageous bonus that's remarkably incorrect. I should go buy a house real quick

by **Bucky** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 11:57:49

Houshphandzadeh wrote:
Houshphandzadeh wrote:
Houshphandzadeh wrote:swing and a miss :?

2nd pitch: fouled to left

blooper to left field!!

falls for a hit or a great diving catch???

by **jerseyhoya** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 11:59:33

Houshphandzadeh wrote:
Houshphandzadeh wrote:
Houshphandzadeh wrote:swing and a miss :?

2nd pitch: fouled to left

blooper to left field!!

That's how all the trouble started last night!

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 12:01:32

It dropped in, according to my very lax analogy, although now I'm pretty well set-up for the double play.

by **meatball** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 12:04:31

Your team is much more interesting to follow than our Phils at the moment.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 12:12:41

Glad someone likes my solipsist drivel! She's busy this week, so next at-bat around Tuesday.

by **phatj** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 12:29:18

I sense a bat-around inning coming.

by **Woody** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 12:30:36

phatj wrote:I sense a bat-around inning coming.

You got a softball game tonight?

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 13:33:05

Yo Grotes or whoever: I'm looking for a large Philadelphia flag and can't find one online, but I heard there's a flag store in Old City by Big Jar Books. Corroboration!?

by **The Dude** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 13:50:05

It is extremely frustrating to try to convince HR that they gave you way too much money

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 14:54:23

In my complicated analogy, "Yeah, definitely, but I'm really busy this week," is like an Adam Dunn AB, she's either being totally honest, totally blowing me off, or whatever the hell a walk is.

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