The Seventh Installment of Random Thoughts

by **TenuredVulture** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 15:45:14

The Dude wrote:It is extremely frustrating to try to convince HR that they gave you way too much money

It sounds like your company is run by morons. Do they make a profit?

by **The Dude** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 15:46:22

TenuredVulture wrote:
The Dude wrote:It is extremely frustrating to try to convince HR that they gave you way too much money

It sounds like your company is run by morons. Do they make a profit?

Yeah, and the scary part is, the company that recently bought us is an enormous international financial company

by **TenuredVulture** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 15:47:03

The Dude wrote:
TenuredVulture wrote:
The Dude wrote:It is extremely frustrating to try to convince HR that they gave you way too much money

It sounds like your company is run by morons. Do they make a profit?

Yeah, and the scary part is, the company that recently bought us is an enormous international financial company

Don't invest all your 401k in company stock.

by **The Dude** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 15:51:10

I feel like I work for Kreuger Industrial Smoothing

by **WilliamC** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 16:17:26

It's really hard for me to get sunburnt but I think I might have done it today. I pulled a Kramer, twice. I was in the pool and I fell asleep while floating on a budweiser craft.

by **jerseyhoya** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 16:21:48

FUCKING HURRY UP ALREADY, TODAY

by **Woody** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 16:21:59

WilliamC wrote:It's really hard for me to get sunburnt but I think I might have done it today. I pulled a Kramer, twice. I was in the pool and I fell asleep while floating on a budweiser craft.

Your life=charmed

by **Bucky** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 16:22:51

The Dude wrote:It is extremely frustrating to try to convince HR that they gave you way too much money

Yeah well try convincing them the opposite, which I try to do every week.

by **WilliamC** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 16:24:43

Woody wrote:
WilliamC wrote:It's really hard for me to get sunburnt but I think I might have done it today. I pulled a Kramer, twice. I was in the pool and I fell asleep while floating on a budweiser craft.

Your life=charmed

I'll probably die from sun poisoning, either that or my hernia op next week. Then I will be dead

by **Woody** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 16:26:45

WilliamC wrote:
Woody wrote:
WilliamC wrote:It's really hard for me to get sunburnt but I think I might have done it today. I pulled a Kramer, twice. I was in the pool and I fell asleep while floating on a budweiser craft.

Your life=charmed

I'll probably die from sun poisoning, either that or my hernia op next week. Then I will be dead

SHUTUP YOU LAID IN A POOL ALL DAY AND PROBABLY READ HUSTLER AND DRANK BUDWEISER

by **dajafi** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 16:28:04

jerseyhoya wrote:$#@! HURRY UP ALREADY, TODAY

The combination of west coast games and losing streak is the most toxic thing maybe ever. You just want them to break the fucking streak, but it doesn't seem to work that way: they won't win any close games while they're tight, but they'll keep you up late before kicking you in the gut to do it. Then you're a zombie the next day and impatient for the game to start you can repeat the whole odious process.

If it sucks for me, it must really suck for you guys who have real jobs.

by **WilliamC** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 16:31:02

Woody wrote:
WilliamC wrote:
Woody wrote:
WilliamC wrote:It's really hard for me to get sunburnt but I think I might have done it today. I pulled a Kramer, twice. I was in the pool and I fell asleep while floating on a budweiser craft.

Your life=charmed

I'll probably die from sun poisoning, either that or my hernia op next week. Then I will be dead

SHUTUP YOU LAID IN A POOL ALL DAY AND PROBABLY READ HUSTLER AND DRANK BUDWEISER

Some of the day was spent watching a pair of twin rugrats. Though I am getting paid to not work and some things are easy, watching twins is not fun unless they are the Budweiser twins

by **Woody** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 16:32:56

okay you are forgiven. continue your complaints!

by **WilliamC** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 16:35:06

My foot has a splinter in it! It is killing me

by **td11** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 16:38:24

dajafi wrote:
jerseyhoya wrote:$#@! HURRY UP ALREADY, TODAY

The combination of west coast games and losing streak is the most toxic thing maybe ever. You just want them to break the $#@! streak, but it doesn't seem to work that way: they won't win any close games while they're tight, but they'll keep you up late before kicking you in the gut to do it. Then you're a zombie the next day and impatient for the game to start you can repeat the whole odious process.

If it sucks for me, it must really suck for you guys who have real jobs.

dajafi i cannot believe you don't have a real job. are you donald rumsfeld? quit playin'

by **phatj** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 20:34:48

The Phillies have not won since my daughter was born. Shall I sacrifice her to Base-Ba'al?

by **Woody** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 20:57:29

I have this weird phobia about having more than 4 browser tabs open at the same time. Even at 4 I start to get a little nervous

by **Disco Stu** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 21:15:40

Woody wrote:I have this weird phobia about having more than 4 browser tabs open at the same time. Even at 4 I start to get a little nervous

I only have 5 right now and I feel naked.

by **dajafi** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 21:58:01

td11 wrote:
dajafi wrote:
jerseyhoya wrote:$#@! HURRY UP ALREADY, TODAY

The combination of west coast games and losing streak is the most toxic thing maybe ever. You just want them to break the $#@! streak, but it doesn't seem to work that way: they won't win any close games while they're tight, but they'll keep you up late before kicking you in the gut to do it. Then you're a zombie the next day and impatient for the game to start you can repeat the whole odious process.

If it sucks for me, it must really suck for you guys who have real jobs.

dajafi i cannot believe you don't have a real job. are you donald rumsfeld? quit playin'

Consultant. I work, it's "real," it's just not 9 to 5ish. Turns out I wasn't really well suited for that. (Though I'm thinking about trying to find a new one.)

by **TenuredVulture** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 22:06:27

dajafi wrote:
td11 wrote:
dajafi wrote:
jerseyhoya wrote:$#@! HURRY UP ALREADY, TODAY

The combination of west coast games and losing streak is the most toxic thing maybe ever. You just want them to break the $#@! streak, but it doesn't seem to work that way: they won't win any close games while they're tight, but they'll keep you up late before kicking you in the gut to do it. Then you're a zombie the next day and impatient for the game to start you can repeat the whole odious process.

If it sucks for me, it must really suck for you guys who have real jobs.

dajafi i cannot believe you don't have a real job. are you donald rumsfeld? quit playin'

Consultant. I work, it's "real," it's just not 9 to 5ish. Turns out I wasn't really well suited for that. (Though I'm thinking about trying to find a new one.)

Hey, you want to move to Arkansas? If our embryonic MPA program continues to grow, maybe they'll hire someone else. workforce development would be an easy sell. You'd be the second Jewish family in town.

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