The Seventh Installment of Random Thoughts

by **philliesphhan** » Sun Jun 15, 2008 21:06:42

meatball wrote:Sooooooo. I smell like poop!

do tell

by **phatj** » Sun Jun 15, 2008 21:09:18

lethal wrote:I'm trying to bake some chicken for dinner, but forgot to defrost it today. Man, who knew frost could be so hard to break?

Defrost in microwave.

by **swishnicholson** » Sun Jun 15, 2008 21:13:27

Andrea Martin of SCTV fame was nominated for a Tony award for best actress in a musical? That's cool.

(She didn't win, though)

by **Scarlett** » Sun Jun 15, 2008 21:44:48

MrsVox wrote:Vox is at the movies, I've got the game, a half bottle of wine, and a kitchen full of dirty dishes. What gets finished first?

Am I too late to guess how it turned out?
You paced yourself pretty well so you didn't run out of wine before the top of the 6th, and then the wine made you sleepy, but you were able to stay awake through the end of the game. You knew the dishes would be okay hanging out until the morning...so you let them sleep.

by **uncle milt** » Sun Jun 15, 2008 21:54:01

i officiated a wedding yesterday.

by **meatball** » Sun Jun 15, 2008 22:13:28

uncle milt wrote:i officiated a wedding yesterday.

who won?

by **Bucky** » Sun Jun 15, 2008 22:37:57

The stylistic omission of trailing punctuation is being abundantly misappropriated nowadays.

by **EndlessSummer** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 00:04:03

This stuff is the tit's tits.

by **Disco Stu** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 00:15:32

VoxOrion wrote:Then that's probably a good sign you should.

by **td11** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 02:13:50

EndlessSummer wrote:
This stuff is the tit's tits.

Q.F.T.

by **Phan In Phlorida** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 03:30:15

meatball wrote:
uncle milt wrote:i officiated a wedding yesterday.

who won?

In a wedding, no one wins (rim shot)

by **Grotewold** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 09:49:05

td11 wrote:
EndlessSummer wrote:
This stuff is the tit's tits.

Q.F.T.

I just polished off a large bottle in four months.

by **lethal** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 09:56:42

The base of an up escalator leaving the subway platform during the morning rush is a poor place for you and your friend to decide to stop for several seconds so you can point at things.

by **Bucky** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 09:59:12

Sigh. Did you beat up ANOTHER pedestrian???

by **lethal** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 10:22:13

Little push, no punches thrown this time.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 13:42:12

Phight On! wrote:
td11 wrote:cute chicks with boyfriends are the worst. and to top it off, she sat on the bed with a "come hither" look, so i did (it might've been a "i don't know anyone at this party, please talk to me" look, but whatever) and we hit it off and everything. then we went to sleep. separately. mannnnnnnnnnnn.

"Housh: You know what you are? You're like a big bear with claws and with fangs...
Phight: ...big $#@! teeth, man.
Housh: Yeah... big $#@!' teeth on ya'. And she's just like this little bunny, who's just kinda cowering in the corner.
Phight: Shivering.
Housh: Yeah, man just kinda... you know, you got these claws and you're staring at these claws and your thinking to yourself, and with these claws you're thinking, "How am I supposed to kill this bunny, how am I supposed to kill this bunny?"
Phight: And you're poking at it, you're poking at it...
Housh: Yeah, you're not hurting it. You're just kinda gently batting the bunny around, you know what I mean? And the bunny's scared TD, the bunny's scared of you, shivering.
Phight: And you got these $#@! claws and these fangs...
Housh: And you got these $#@! claws and these fangs, man! And you're looking at your claws and you're looking at your fangs. And you're thinking to yourself, you don't know what to do, man. "I don't know how to kill the bunny." With *this* you don't know how to kill the bunny, do you know what I mean?
Phight: You're like a big bear, man.
TD11: So you're not just like $#@! with me?
Housh: No I'm not $#@! with you.
Phight: Honestly, man."

well done

by **jerseyhoya** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 13:50:47

Lansing, Michigan is about as boring as you'd expect it to be.

by **momadance** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 14:09:28

My 30gb iPod died over the weekend. Darn, I had to buy an 80gb.

by **Grotewold** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 14:51:35

Just stocked and loaded the trunk for Thursday's and Friday's tailgates before the Pearl Jam shows. This week's gonna really drag now...

by **Woody** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 15:07:46

Grotewold wrote:Just stocked and loaded the trunk for Thursday's and Friday's tailgates before the Pearl Jam shows. This week's gonna really drag now...

Hope the nitrous doesn't asplode

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