I saw the namesake/inspiration for Housh's screen name on ESPN, and now I can pronounce his screen name properly (in my head) for the first time. So I say his name in my head every time I see it now. This could be more annoying than not knowing how it pronounce it, or Vox calling him "houshen-foozen-zobben'.
So my wife's boss's mom passed away a month ago. He and his brother (who are absolutely loaded) bought her a condo out in Vegas so that is where she retired for the past 10-15 years. They are from North Jersey so they had to have her body flown in and they had the funeral here. This week they had to go back to Vegas and have another memorial service for her and clean out the condo and put it up for sale.
One funeral is bad enough. I couldn't imagine doing it twice.
"Listen here you beatiful b***h, I'm gonna fuck you up with some truth." - Kenny Powers
At my work, we have Summer Fridays where the day ends at 1:00. Most of the time we wind up working normal hours anyway. But I forgot my laptop charger today. As soon as this thing hits 0% juice, I'm outta here. (Down to 11% now.)
"Big Dick Nick stepped the fuck up." - An Eagles fan with an eye patch
I hate when you look at your window, see some gigantic bug-like creature crawling around, think there's no way that thing is on this side of the screen... and then the fucker flies right at you.