cute chicks with boyfriends are the worst. and to top it off, she sat on the bed with a "come hither" look, so i did (it might've been a "i don't know anyone at this party, please talk to me" look, but whatever) and we hit it off and everything. then we went to sleep. separately. mannnnnnnnnnnn.

other thoughts:
-- citrus skyy is fantastic.
-- "thriller" is an awesome song and gets awesomer the more drunk you are.
-- i woke up feeling tipsy today (no hangover!)
-- 2 more parties tonight, but i think i'm gonna chill at home.
-- redheads in little sundresses... does it get any better?

Someone had messaged me on AIM a while ago who I assumed was a member of BSG and I actually thought was phatj cause the screenname had Jay in it.

Well anyway, I was bored last night/yesterday morning after getting in from the bar and hammered. Didn't have anyone to talk to at the late hour so I started messaging this person and God only knows what I said. Don't think it was anything bad but if I creeped anyone out, my apologies!

td11 wrote:cute chicks with boyfriends are the worst. and to top it off, she sat on the bed with a "come hither" look, so i did (it might've been a "i don't know anyone at this party, please talk to me" look, but whatever) and we hit it off and everything. then we went to sleep. separately. mannnnnnnnnnnn.

"Housh: You know what you are? You're like a big bear with claws and with fangs...
Phight: ...big fucking teeth, man.
Housh: Yeah... big fuckin' teeth on ya'. And she's just like this little bunny, who's just kinda cowering in the corner.
Phight: Shivering.
Housh: Yeah, man just kinda... you know, you got these claws and you're staring at these claws and your thinking to yourself, and with these claws you're thinking, "How am I supposed to kill this bunny, how am I supposed to kill this bunny?"
Phight: And you're poking at it, you're poking at it...
Housh: Yeah, you're not hurting it. You're just kinda gently batting the bunny around, you know what I mean? And the bunny's scared TD, the bunny's scared of you, shivering.
Phight: And you got these fucking claws and these fangs...
Housh: And you got these fucking claws and these fangs, man! And you're looking at your claws and you're looking at your fangs. And you're thinking to yourself, you don't know what to do, man. "I don't know how to kill the bunny." With *this* you don't know how to kill the bunny, do you know what I mean?
Phight: You're like a big bear, man.
TD11: So you're not just like fucking with me?
Housh: No I'm not fucking with you.
Phight: Honestly, man."

that's fantastic. we're all gonna get laid 9/6

man this place is dead tonight.

td11 wrote:that's fantastic. we're all gonna get laid 9/6

i could bring a gimp if you'd like?

oh, stop being inappropriate.

Just put on Live Free or Die Hard. I really love the Die Hard series.

Tiger Woods is not part of the human race. He's in some realm unknown.

Happy Flag Day

Sooooooo. I smell like poop!

Prince Fielder is fat.

touche. milty, how did you become so wise?

I wouldn't have thought that store brand sunflower seeds would be much different than the David Sunflower seeds. But man, these things are awful.

I made the same mistake with store brand mixed nuts- had a huge jug of semi-stale nuts that paled to Planter's or Fisher's. Most of the time store brands are fine but ceratin things just don't work as generics- like ketchup. (Heinz all the way)

f-------------------------------------k! broke my glasses...im blind until tomorrow...what a nightmare

I'm posting from the parking lot of my library. RCN's cable and internet went down today around 12 and hasn't come back up yet. I've got an assignment due for a training session tomorrow so I headed to the library to steal our new wireless network.

I'm REALLY tempted to put something in the "Inappropriate jokes that you didn't put in another thread" thread, but don't know if I should.

Then that's probably a good sign you shouldn't.

I'm trying to bake some chicken for dinner, but forgot to defrost it today. Man, who knew frost could be so hard to break?