Random Thoughts: Eye Vee

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 14:45:36

TenuredVulture wrote:
Houshphandzadeh wrote:Some people are just a bit overzealous in their securing of packages, to the point where they're difficult to open without risking damage to their contents.

You couldn't be talking about me, could you?

No, not at all. I have to unwrap lots of InterLibrary loan packages and some people wrap so much tape around and around and around again that the joints are meaningless and I just have to pick a side, be careful, and hope the book isn't crammed against that corner when I slide in with the knife.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 14:47:16

Arsenic and Old Lace is tits-like.

by **CFP** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 15:13:07

Hulu is the greatest website ever. Now should I get into Arrested Development?

by **The Dude** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 15:14:08

hell yes

by **philliesr98** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 15:14:23

CFP wrote:Hulu is the greatest website ever. Now should I get into Arrested Development?

thank you cfp

you just reminded me of something to do for the last hour of work

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 15:40:59

You don't see too many rulers lying around these days.

by **The Dude** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 15:52:23

I'm going for 15 dollar dogs tonight

by **phatj** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 15:54:13

Where you gonna get a $15 hot dog?

by **Larry Literal** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 16:03:27

phatj wrote:Where you gonna get a $15 hot dog?

It looks like your best options are in New York City.

http://www.bookofjoe.com/2005/05/worlds_most_exp.html

by **Bucky** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 16:45:04

Houshphandzadeh wrote:You don't see too many rulers lying around these days.

Go to Cuba you may

/Larry Literal

by **Slowhand** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 17:12:30

CFP wrote:Hulu is the greatest website ever. Now should I get into Arrested Development?

I mentioned in a thread a little while back how I had never really watched the show before. I saw it was on Hulu and watched the entire series in a couple weeks. Fantastic show.

I haven't really browsed the TV portion of the site much, but I have to say, though, that the movie section on Hulu is pretty slim pickins so far.

by **Bakestar** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 19:31:45

where's my g.d. pizza?

by **phatj** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 20:33:23

Larry Literal wrote:
phatj wrote:Where you gonna get a $15 hot dog?

It looks like your best options are in New York City.

http://www.bookofjoe.com/2005/05/worlds_most_exp.html

Thanks, I knew I could count on you!

by **Scarlett** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 23:12:10

phuturephillies wrote:
Scarlett wrote:
phuturephillies wrote:I'm thinking of buying a harpoon

To catch the girl at the gym?

That might send the wrong message.

I want to be able to hold it in my left hand out of the window as I'm driving home on the beltway. I figure it might make the commute a little smoother.

There's also this

TUNA MISSILE

Attach to a rope and then slide down the leader line to grab tuna by the head, thus making escape due to rough seas, light tackle, or fighting fish impossible. Claws swivel freely, then drive into head upon retrieval. Both models have a 15" opening when extended. The 4 kg rope hole dia. is 1/4", and the 6 kg model has a 1/2" rope hole. Stop losing fish!

Note to self: Don't ever make phuturephillies angry.

by **Scarlett** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 23:14:06

Uncle Milty said:

Former subscriber here.

Send $20 to me and I'll renew your subscription.
You don't want to miss the cutie pie on this month's cover!

by **Bucky** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 23:17:19

Scarlett wrote:
Woody wrote:
Little Caesars is the second largest of several Michigan pizza chains that rank among the 100 largest in the nation, according to Pizza Today.

Rank Name Headquarters Units* Sales*
1 Pizza Hut Dallas 12,685 $9,350
2 Domino's Pizza Ann Arbor 8,366 $5,100
3 Papa John's Pizza Louisville, Ky. 3,054 $1,780
4 Little Caesars Pizza Detroit 2,300 $1,000
12 Hungry Howie's Pizza Madison Hts. 551 $261
25 Jet's Pizza Sterling Hts. 128 $103
38 Original Buscemi's Fraser 52 $59
43 Bellacino's Pizza & Grinders Portage, Mich. 89 $55

Pizza Today? There's actually a publication devoted to Pizza?
Can you imagine the articles?
The Sausage Dilemma--Scattered Crumbles or Tiny Sausage Balls?
Why Midwesterners Cut Pizza Funny
White Pizza--Can You Really Call it Pizza?
Dough Tossing Accidents--The Photo Gallery

HA! Very good!

MAD magazine used to do great absurd niche magazine covers. The one I seem to recall mostly is "Miniature Golf World".

by **Scarlett** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 23:25:03

Bucky said

MAD magazine used to do great absurd niche magazine covers. The one I seem to recall mostly is "Miniature Golf World".

I loved MAD magazine! What happened to it?

by **Bucky** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 23:39:38

Scarlett wrote:Bucky said
MAD magazine used to do great absurd niche magazine covers. The one I seem to recall mostly is "Miniature Golf World".

I loved MAD magazine! What happened to it?

Bakestar wrote:

http://www.dccomics.com/mad/

by **Wizlah** » Thu Apr 03, 2008 09:38:25

crap. what do you meen there will be live coverage on the scottish cycling website of me screwing up putting a dressing on someone's road rash? Way to make a guy nervous.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Thu Apr 03, 2008 11:28:30

gad damn arts + crafts

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