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by **Bucky** » Fri Feb 29, 2008 23:30:37

I often struggle when deciding which side of a long roll I am supposed to slice.

by **Pedro Rosa** » Fri Feb 29, 2008 23:41:33

Bucky wrote:I often struggle when deciding which side of a long roll I am supposed to slice.

I've experienced that struggle.

by **Pedro Rosa** » Sat Mar 01, 2008 12:35:16

Bucky wrote:Fedex Home Delivery....their delivery week is Tuesday-Saturday at normal price....sorry, no Sunday....

I got my package this morning...wooohooo

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Sat Mar 01, 2008 17:41:31

Try not to leave an unfinished bowl of Apple Cinnamon Cheerios out on the counter for a week.

by **td11** » Sat Mar 01, 2008 17:46:58

update: drunk texting is still retarded.

"sometimes i felike tdrunk tectintn uo zomg wahat si up?"

-- me to the redhead last night.

that could've been a lot worse, so there's that.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Sat Mar 01, 2008 17:55:04

Yeah, you dodged a bullet there.

by **jerseyhoya** » Sun Mar 02, 2008 01:15:55

I should probably stop drinking if I want to wake up for Liverpool tomorrow. I fear I'm not going to follow my own sage advice.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Sun Mar 02, 2008 02:23:44

Uncle Milty wrote:Right message, wrong woman.

Dance with the one what brung you

by **swishnicholson** » Sun Mar 02, 2008 02:40:30

Thousands of women in Latin America are undergoing buttock implants in order to gain a more voluptuous profile. Meanwhile, thousands of North American women are undergoing liposuction and other fat removal methods. Shouldn't there be a way to connect this removed fat with those who need it, many of whom are probably economically challenged?

I hope you will do what you can to support "Derrieres Sans Frontieres" (Buttocks Without Borders), so that that these fat cells can find a home where they can survive and thrive, enriching meager existences and bringing untold pleasure to many who will now be able to live fuller, more satisfying lives.

by **td11** » Sun Mar 02, 2008 03:59:17

i love xkcd

by **td11** » Sun Mar 02, 2008 18:26:50

i don't know about you guys, but this is the super truth for me:

i should probably do some work now.

by **jerseyhoya** » Sun Mar 02, 2008 19:28:01

Leaving the old office for the last time in a few minutes. It's weird. I hated the people I worked for, but I'm pretty bummed about walking out the door forever.

Probably because I have to leave my laptop behind, so will be internetless for the next 14 hours. Or because I hate change.

by **jerseyhoya** » Sun Mar 02, 2008 19:30:51

Look Lois, the two symbols of the Republican Party: an elephant, and a big fat white guy who is threatened by change.

by **td11** » Sun Mar 02, 2008 19:36:11

i hadn't pegged you for a big and fat guy.

by **jerseyhoya** » Sun Mar 02, 2008 19:38:43

I'm 6'4, and I'm probably better described as out of shape than fat, but I think the quote still works.

by **td11** » Sun Mar 02, 2008 19:39:25

wow.

*hastily reworks mental image of jerseyhoya*

k, better.

by **phuturephillies** » Mon Mar 03, 2008 00:52:07

I hate every Coldplay song except one. And really, I hate that one too, but for other reasons.

by **Woody** » Mon Mar 03, 2008 03:25:36

I'm personally going to punch the CEO of US Airways in the throat

by **Barry Jive** » Mon Mar 03, 2008 03:50:07

phuturephillies wrote:I hate every Coldplay song except one. And really, I hate that one too, but for other reasons.

is it "Yellow"?
are you Chuck Klosterman?

by **Barry Jive** » Mon Mar 03, 2008 03:52:34

td11 wrote:i don't know about you guys, but this is the super truth for me:

i should probably do some work now.

the third time i met my last girlfriend's parents, it was the day she moved into her house last fall, and i was helping them move stuff in and set up her bedroom.

working with her fbi agent dad to set up the bed i knew i'd later be sleeping in was probably the most mentally challenging experience of my life.

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