the random thoughts thread

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 21:37:45

Eh, Blonde with Sunglasses, the 21st century's version of the Strobelite Honey.

by **mickbayne** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 22:41:19

Tonight sucked until I found out that David Cross would be on HBO Comedy.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 22:49:22

!! At 11? I'm bored as hell.

Oh, I already missed it.

by **mickbayne** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 22:55:52

Houshphandzadeh wrote:!! At 11? I'm bored as hell.

Sorry.. it's on right now and ending at 11. Way too short.

by **Slowhand** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 23:00:24

This ninja banner on YouTube is really pissing me off. I'm trying to watch videos (with sound) and this damn banner keeps playing this annoying music that you can't turn off (unless you shoot the three ninjas).

by 1 » Mon Mar 19, 2007 23:00:52

Slowhand wrote:This ninja banner on YouTube is really pissing me off. I'm trying to watch videos (with sound) and this damn banner keeps playing this annoying music that you can't turn off (unless you shoot the three ninjas).

or disable flash

by **Woody** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 23:02:36

Slowhand wrote:This ninja banner on YouTube is really pissing me off. I'm trying to watch videos (with sound) and this damn banner keeps playing this annoying music that you can't turn off (unless you shoot the three ninjas).

Facts:
1. Ninjas are mammals.

2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.

3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.

by **Slowhand** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 23:10:50

Woody wrote:
Slowhand wrote:This ninja banner on YouTube is really pissing me off. I'm trying to watch videos (with sound) and this damn banner keeps playing this annoying music that you can't turn off (unless you shoot the three ninjas).

Facts:
1. Ninjas are mammals.

2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.

3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.

I hear they play a pretty mean guitar too.

by **Bucky** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 23:19:18

MASTER NINJA THEME SONG NEERT-NEER

by **Scarlett** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 13:50:08

WHO cut the #@%&$ holes in the drywall for the electrical outlets an inch taller than the standard outlet cover? AAARRRGGGH!

by **BassGuiFloyd** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 16:16:30

I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town.

by **Bucky** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 17:29:10

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by **TenuredVulture** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 19:06:02

My wife and I are about to enjoy some fine looking steaks.

by **swishnicholson** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 21:42:52

Results of first day trying to lose some weight: One run, two bowls of ice cream.

by **z ipper** » Wed Mar 21, 2007 01:07:44

i hear so many statistics like, "1 in xxxx children are born with xxxxxxxxx", that it seems amazing that there are so many children born w/o any major disability.

also, i can't believe i used to wear zubaz.

by **Richard Thon** » Wed Mar 21, 2007 09:17:21

z ipper wrote:i hear so many statistics like, "1 in xxxx children are born with xxxxxxxxx", that it seems amazing that there are so many children born w/o any major disability.

My father-in-law, who is a doctor, has often said that going through a long life without being afflicted with any debilitating or deadly maladies is like winning the lottery. It's a pleasant thought.

by **phatj** » Wed Mar 21, 2007 09:52:52

This thread has 666 posts. :twisted:

Oops.

by **Bill McNeal** » Wed Mar 21, 2007 10:35:23

its 2007... why can't they make cold medicine that doesn't taste like vicks vap-o-rup, piss, and brisket?

by **GunbladeVIII** » Wed Mar 21, 2007 11:03:16

Bill McNeal wrote:its 2007... why can't they make cold medicine that doesn't taste like vicks vap-o-rup, piss, and brisket?

Speaking for myself, the original NyQuil "Green Death" flavor means it's working to me.

by **phatj** » Wed Mar 21, 2007 11:13:18

NyQuil no longer contains pseudoephedrine, so you might as well just drink whiskey.

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