the random thoughts thread

by **Woody** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 10:51:37

Bakestar wrote:Please place them into assignment groups and type them out for us, Ace. Thanks in advance.

Preferably in MLA format, with bullets

by 1 » Thu Mar 15, 2007 10:53:00

OOOO I'll critique them!!!

by **momadance** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 11:32:36

ace wrote:The last day at a job is just very awkward.

My last day is tomorrow. Yesterday, I watched Godfather 2. I'm not sure why they even make me show up. I got in today around 10:30. I'll be gone by 3:00 at the latest.

by **The Red Tornado** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 11:35:27

My last day as a car salesman (almost 8 years ago now) turned out to be one of my best days ever in sales. I sold 4 cars that day and 3 had good commissions. I guess because I was relaxed, it helped me sell better.

by **smitty** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 17:12:40

Phan_in_Bama wrote:..........How come those new cars known as *crotch rockets* look like a smaller version of my '04 GTO, but with about half the horsepower.............

"Crotch Rockets" are motor-sickles. Not cars. Anyone who uses the term "crotch rocket" to describe a car is just wrong. Wrong, Wrong, Wrong. Because the only thing that can be a "crotch rocket" is a motor-sickle.

And that's what's wrong with America today.

by **BDawk** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 17:34:13

Is Ace selling out?

by **ace** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 20:59:01

I don't think so. But then again, I don't know what you mean. So maybe.

by **Phan_in_Bama** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 22:44:00

smitty wrote:
Phan_in_Bama wrote:..........How come those new cars known as *crotch rockets* look like a smaller version of my '04 GTO, but with about half the horsepower.............

"Crotch Rockets" are motor-sickles. Not cars. Anyone who uses the term "crotch rocket" to describe a car is just wrong. Wrong, Wrong, Wrong. Because the only thing that can be a "crotch rocket" is a motor-sickle.

And that's what's wrong with America today.

...........Thats what I always thought, two wheels mean *crotch rocket* not small cars. Seems that I read it used somewhere(magazine maybe)to describe one of those little hot-rods. But my random thought was how they look alot like my GTO, only about half as powerful............

by **BDawk** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 22:50:15

ace wrote:I don't think so. But then again, I don't know what you mean. So maybe.

I don't really know what I mean either. I guess are you going private practice and chasing the coin or sticking with social service type of work and staying impovershed.

by **z ipper** » Fri Mar 16, 2007 01:38:11

i wonder what the record is for quickest back-to-back abortions is.

by **philliesr98** » Fri Mar 16, 2007 10:53:44

Vox just got the BSG triple play...

by **swishnicholson** » Sun Mar 18, 2007 20:34:36

Maybe there are people who don't think that Carlos Mencia Bud Lite commercial is offensive, but is there anyone who thinks it is funny?

by **td11** » Sun Mar 18, 2007 20:47:14

swishnicholson wrote:Maybe there are people who don't think that Carlos Mencia Bud Lite commercial is offensive, but is there anyone who thinks it is funny?

No.

by **phatj** » Sun Mar 18, 2007 21:43:04

"The most sophisticated piece of technology you'll ever pee on" may be the best commercial tagline ever.

by **phatj** » Sun Mar 18, 2007 22:10:24

Netflix's recommendations algorithm is really strange.

Blade Runner is recommended because I liked Fargo, Life of Brian and This is Spinal Tap. Huh?

(By the way, I hated Blade Runner.)

by **Woody** » Sun Mar 18, 2007 22:12:29

I can't believe I've been using this portable travel mouse for 6 months. I wonder if I'll be able to use a regular size mouse ever again

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Sun Mar 18, 2007 22:19:29

My roommate came inside this morning while I was watching basketball and said, "Hey, can you or Chris shovel the snow next time cause it took me an hour and a half and I've done it every time this winter and I'm sick of it." and I said, "Yeah, I'll shovel next time it snows." Sucker.

by **EndlessSummer** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 14:49:11

I always thought that watching sports brought out the most colorful, creative string of swear words in me. But I think that fumbling around doing home improvement tasks might challenge that title.

by **The Red Tornado** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 14:54:42

I hurt so much. Damn you icy patch on the driveway.

by **GunbladeVIII** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 15:08:40

The Red Tornado wrote:I hurt so much. Damn you icy patch on the driveway.

Hear that. You'd figure that my back, shoulders, or arms would hurt from scooping that sleet off my parents' driveway. But no, my hamstrings are killing me. How does that work?

Good God, I can't wait to move out. Only 13 days left under my parents' roof...

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